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The Perv Unit

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Cya Emmytwin :wacko:

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*moans slowly*

 

*pulls closer to self*

 

Oh Joe...

Emma!!! :sweatdrop:

 

Im a bit tired as well!

 

But you can come with me to my bed as well, we can finish our little deal over there. My bed is pretty big as well:wink3:

:cry:

 

*grabs your hand and continues to rub it against me*

 

*curls close against you and holds on tight while kissing your shoulders*

 

Goodnight... ;) :kiss: :snore:

 

Aw that feels nice, Niiiiiight :( :kiss:.

 

[to be continued :wink3::wink3:]

Emma!!! :sweatdrop:

 

Im a bit tired as well!

 

But you can come with me to my bed as well, we can finish our little deal over there. My bed is pretty big as well:wink3:

 

Yeah I've gotta go sleep now too :sad:

 

You wanna come with me or do I go over there? :D

Everyones leaving me on my own :o!!

 

I feel rejected :P.

Unless you wanna join in :P

 

Or I could try staying, if Joe's fine with that

Yeah I've gotta go sleep now too :sad:

 

You wanna come with me or do I go over there? :D

Well I can come over there, never been to Australia before!!

 

;)

Well since you both are in Australia you might as well have some fun, ehh!

 

:sneaky:

Alright people I really must go!!! Yay for perv unit fun, great perv session today:lol::P

 

Goodnight, Bye!!:D

Cya Joe :wink:

 

Chriiiiisssssss where are you :sneaky:

 

Jizo? :P

Oh btw Emma, Chris is with me again. SORRY:P

 

Bahahaha!!!:lol:

 

Bye!!!

Emma!! I am here :D!!!

 

Sorry I got distracted :(

 

Can I make it up to you!! :shy:

 

(and bye Joe)

But of course :smug2:

A kiss for every minute I left you!

 

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

 

:D

Ooh, great way to make up for it :D

 

:kiss:

I just get one :(

 

Well you better make me feel better another way coz I am sad I missed out on 19 minutes of Emma time :cry:.

You counted 24 kisses in yours :P

 

Well I can do that... 19 kisses on the neck :P:P

Oh there is 24 :laugh4:.

 

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: theres your extra 5!! :P :D

 

Yay I feel slightly better. But not really 'coz now you have to make me feel better after you hit me with your shoe!! :p

I can massage it :wink:

Aww that'd be nice. Make sure you use plenty of oil to make it nice and soft and healing!! I really hurt :( :P.

 

Wel it came from you, which sorta made a little better coz most things from you is cherish worthy :D!!!

:blush:

 

*piles on the oil and massages :P*

*sighs* ahh that feels much better!! :D

 

How can I repay the favour, you know I love looking after and taking care of you :blush:.

:blush::wacky:!

 

You're too sweet :nice:

 

I don't know, anyway you wish :wacky:

Well only what you deserve!! :nice:

 

How 'bout I drive or fly over there and help you with your video?! :P Or is that too excessive :P.

 

(Even though you'd totally be worth it of course ;) :D :D)

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