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The Perv Unit

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Mmm....

 

*moans quietly*

 

:sweatdrop:

 

Quietly?? Hmm well that will change soon enough :wink3:.

 

Hmm, you neck is just as good as your lips I must say... :kiss:

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:stunned:

 

*grabs and gives open-mouthed kiss*

 

:wink3:

kisses back, softly presses down on arms and softly moans!!!

Quietly?? Hmm well that will change soon enough :wink3:.

 

Hmm, you neck is just as good as your lips I must say... :kiss:

 

...as is your chest. :lips:

 

*presses up against you*

kisses back, softly presses down on arms and softly moans!!!

 

Goodness Joe! :wink3:

 

You know I would do more but I'm restrained it seems... tied up.

...as is your chest. :lips:

 

*presses up against you*

 

Mmm you're so warm and cuddly. :kiss:

 

Its time to roll over and switch positions so I can lie on my back and just relax.

 

Do as you please ;).

Goodness Joe! :wink3:

 

You know I would do more but I'm restrained it seems... tied up.

Well what if I untie a hand, would that make it better!! What would you do:sneaky:

Mmm you're so warm and cuddly. :kiss:

 

Its time to roll over and switch positions so I can lie on my back and just relax.

 

Do as you please ;).

 

;)

 

*climbs back on top of you and kisses your neck passionately*

;)

 

*climbs back on top of you and kisses your neck passionately*

 

Mmm now that is nice :sneaky:.

 

I'll put my hand softly against your side and gently stroke you as you do that ;).

Mmm now that is nice :sneaky:.

 

I'll put my hand softly against your side and gently stroke you as you do that ;).

 

*moans loudly this time and moves farther down your body*

 

:wink3:

Well what if I untie a hand, would that make it better!! What would you do:sneaky:

 

I'd be able to feel around, wouldn't I? :sneaky:

I'd be able to feel around, wouldn't I? :sneaky:

Well in that case, ill untie both!!!

 

*quickly unties and goes to full on kissing*

*moans loudly this time and moves farther down your body*

 

:wink3:

 

*bites lip and looks into your eyes down my body*

 

Hmm hard not to thrust in pleasure with you making me feel so nice :wink3:.

Well in that case, ill untie both!!!

 

*quickly unties and goes to full on kissing*

 

Ooooh, baby :wink3:

 

*hands roam down your back*

*bites lip and looks into your eyes down my body*

 

Hmm hard not to thrust in pleasure with you making me feel so nice :wink3:.

 

Mhmm, go ahead, that will just make things more interesting. :sneaky:

 

*strokes your hips* :shy:

Ooooh, baby :wink3:

 

*hands roam down your back*

*moans in pleasure:wink3: Removes last articles of clothing one by one*

Mhmm, go ahead, that will just make things more interesting. :sneaky:

 

*strokes your hips* :shy:

 

OK then, I just hope you reciprocate and do the same :wink2:.

 

Mmm that feels nice. I'm gonna get my hands and stick em round your back, draw you in closer to me. Nice and close :wink3:. I think I might flip you back over in a minute ;).

OK then, I just hope you reciprocate and do the same :wink2:.

 

Mmm that feels nice. I'm gonna get my hands and stick em round your back, draw you in closer to me. Nice and close :wink3:. I think I might flip you back over in a minute ;).

 

Oh trust me, I will. *rubs up against you roughly and straddles your leg*

 

Mmm, you're so warm. :wink3: *pants heavily*

*moans in pleasure:wink3: Removes last articles of clothing one by one*

 

:wink3:

 

*wraps legs around yours while licking your neck*

Oh trust me, I will. *rubs up against you roughly and straddles your leg*

 

Mmm, you're so warm. :wink3: *pants heavily*

 

Mmmm now that does feel good, very close. I like the way you move :wink3:.

 

Glad to hear it, but you're right it is getting hot, might have to take some clothing off....;).

 

Quick kiss before hand though :kiss::kiss:.

:wink3:

 

*wraps legs around yours while licking your neck*

:sweatdrop::sneaky: You seem to like my neck, dont you?:wink3:

 

*breaths more heavily, and starts to thrust at the hips*

Mmmm now that does feel good, very close. I like the way you move :wink3:.

 

Glad to hear it, but you're right it is getting hot, might have to take some clothing off....;).

 

Quick kiss before hand though :kiss::kiss:.

 

*unzips your pants while kissing you* :kiss:

 

I'm afraid I have to go to bed, actually. :disappointed: It's just about 4:00 AM here and I have to wake up in 4 hours. But... you can always come with me. :sneaky:

 

*grabs your hand and pulls you deep under the blankets with me*

Wow, Emma and Jizo we can hear you all the way over here!!!

 

Wow, 4AM!!!

:sweatdrop::sneaky:

 

*breaths more heavily, and starts to thrust at the hips*

 

*moans slowly*

 

*pulls closer to self*

 

Oh Joe...

*unzips your pants while kissing you* :kiss:

 

I'm afraid I have to go to bed, actually. :disappointed: It's just about 4:00 AM here and I have to wake up in 4 hours. But... you can always come with me. :sneaky:

 

*grabs your hand and pulls you deep under the blankets with me*

 

:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

 

I will come with you :wink3:, never wanna leave you ;), mmm under the cover is nice and warm, especially my hand stroking your stomach....;).

:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

 

I will come with you :wink3:, never wanna leave you ;), mmm under the cover is nice and warm, especially my hand stroking your stomach....;).

 

:cry:

 

*grabs your hand and continues to rub it against me*

 

*curls close against you and holds on tight while kissing your shoulders*

 

Goodnight... ;) :kiss: :snore:

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