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The Perv Unit

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I know :smug:

 

Stupid time differences though. :disappointed: I've got school tomorrow... and my mom will probably make me turn off my computer at about 10. What time is that Australian time (like 4 hours from now)?:

 

1:21PM right now and I'm watching Gwyneth on Oprah... how anyone can work out for two hours each day six days a week is beyond me :confused:

 

Ooh, action happening? May I join? :charming:

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Oooo!!!

 

You might want to tie it a bit tighter!! You would want me to get away would you:sneaky:

1:21PM right now and I'm watching Gwyneth on Oprah... how anyone can work out for two hours each day six days a week is beyond me :confused:

 

Ooh, action happening? May I join? :charming:

 

Of course, Emmytwin :wacko:

 

Help me with Joe. :sneaky:

*ties one wrist* :wacko:

 

Should we do the legs as well? :wacky:

*ties one wrist* :wacko:

 

Should we do the legs as well? :wacky:

 

I've already got an ankle down. He's feisty, though... I think he's getting impatient. :wink3:

Perhaps the other one must be done :sneaky:

 

*ties other ankle and blindfolds*

Ooo whats next!! I am completely incapable to do anything:wink3:

Hmmm, what about blindfolded!!!!

 

That's definitely an option. :sneaky:

 

*takes something off and blindfolds you with it* :stunned:

 

*slowly massages your bare back* :whip:

Oh my! You started without me!! :(

 

And you stole my Emma-goodness :angry: :P.

That's definitely an option. :sneaky:

 

*takes something off and blindfolds you with it* :stunned:

 

*slowly massages your bare back* :whip:

That feels great!!! My muscles are very sore!

For reasons that I wont say:wink3:

Oh my! You started without me!! :(

 

And you stole my Emma-goodness :angry: :P.

 

Ooh, you're back. :kiss: :kiss:

 

Don't worry, Joe will share us. :wink3:

CHRIS! :kiss:

 

Helloooo :wacko:

 

Which Emma do you mean, me or le twin? :wacky:

CHRIS! :kiss:

 

Helloooo :wacko:

 

Which Emma do you mean, me or le twin? :wacky:

CHRIS! :kiss:

 

Helloooo :wacko:

 

Which Emma do you mean, me or le twin? :wacky:

 

I know who he means :smug: :sneaky:

Wait, whats happening now? I cant see!!!

Ummm, I mean both of you?! :dizzy2:!!

 

I know who I secretly mean though :sneaky:!

 

Hi Emma ;) :kiss: :kiss:

Ah, Emmytwin, oh so arrogant :P

Well, should we get Chris down as well? :wink:

Wait, whats happening now? I cant see!!!

 

You can't see... but you'll be able to FEEL soon... :sneaky:

 

Ummm, I mean both of you?! :dizzy2:!!

 

I know who I secretly mean though :sneaky:!

 

Hi Emma ;) :kiss: :kiss:

 

Hi Chris. :blush: :kiss:

 

Well, should we get Chris down as well? :wink:

 

I'm already on top of that... literally. :sneaky:

Hmm I dunno, Emma1 (Colbs) is in the lead at the moment, and she knows why ;) :kiss:.

 

Although number 2 you are crawling back in with a chance after that last part :wink3:.

Joe, haven't forgotten you... *rubs down sides :charming:*

 

*blindfolds Chris and kisses down chest* :wink3:

*pulls your shirt over your head and settles down against your chest*

 

Hey Emmytwin, I'm getting Chris again, and you can have Joe again. Got it? :sneaky:

Joe, haven't forgotten you... *rubs down sides :charming:*

 

*blindfolds Chris and kisses down chest* :wink3:

 

Oh, no you don't. He's mine. And I'm willing to fight for him. :sneaky:

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