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The Perv Unit

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Oh... wow.

 

You have a perfect figure. :shocked2:

 

This has inspired me. I've got to hit the gym again and present you ladies with my impressive beach bod. :wink2:

 

Ah Jay, thanks.:blush:

 

Yes, let's see your bod:sneaky: You're cute I know that much but what's under the cute dress shirt and tie?:thinking:

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O.o I'll be one of the 3 girls :wink3:

 

Yahoo!

hoe mean was that!? :P

 

wait til I tell my african-american friend Turk

he'll kick your ass! :P

 

"Hoe"?

 

Well, screw Turk, I have my own SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE BEAR that'd so kick Turk's ass. Plus he has a girlfriend called...Zarla...who is even bitchier. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@ Melanie - Wow, you were true to your word! Chris is soooooo gonna notice you when you go to their concerts, especially if you go in a bikini hahaha

 

Jay may have to hit a gym to get ripped, but I already am lol - all those years of back-breaking work helping the less fortunate etc etc - I'm a regular super-man

:shocked3:

 

mel you are freaking HOTTTTTTTTTTT

 

C'mere.... :wink3:

thought i'd just poke my you-know-what into this thread.

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:shocked3:

 

mel you are freaking HOTTTTTTTTTTT

 

C'mere.... :wink3:

 

 

Screw the foursome....well, not literally....its all you, JD;)

 

 

Thanks for the kind words JD (and Jamie too)

 

And now...for those of you not fast enough....too bad:P

 

 

its gone:vanish:

my lucky day to stumble across this thread!

Screw the foursome....well, not literally....its all you, JD;)

 

 

Thanks for the kind words JD (and Jamie too)

 

And now...for those of you not fast enough....too bad:P

 

 

its gone:vanish:

 

You remembered my name! *Tears well up in eyes*

 

Mwahaha, JD my man, were we lucky!!

 

I believe this calls for an air high five: on my mark...

 

1............2...............3.......................4.................HIGH 5!!

 

*Clicks fingers*

 

Now that's ol school.

 

:D

Did I miss the pic? :bigcry:

 

It. Was. Freaking. AWESOME.

 

Ouch dude. Clearly its God pissing all over you for posting away after we had that little "talk" - mwahahaha, I'm well connected. :smug:

You probably saved it, yeah? :wink3:

You probably saved it, yeah? :wink3:

 

Unfortunately no, for two reasons:

 

1) I didn't think Melanie would take it down lol

 

&

 

2) It was on first come, first serve basis - and you weren't first. So I say: :P

 

Haha

Ah well... I'm sure it'll be back someday. And it will be a pervier one! And then you won't be around!

 

Don't come knocking at my door begging for the pic!

 

Haha

Ah well... I'm sure it'll be back someday. And it will be a pervier one! And then you won't be around!

 

Don't come knocking at my door begging for the pic!

 

Haha

 

Yes. Quite. Maybe use it as your avatar?:wink3:

I'm sure lots of pervy people will like that :wink3:

 

And I could use another avatar...

I'm sure lots of pervy people will like that :wink3:

 

And I could use another avatar...

 

Stefan, as your friend of many decades, I command you to! :laugh3::laugh3:

Only if you pm me the bikini shot! I know you did save it! :lol:

Only if you pm me the bikini shot! I know you did save it! :lol:

 

I honest to God didn't. I feel like a damn fool!

 

Ask JD or Briggins though...they're pervs to the hilt plus JD and Mel have..."history" :lol:

I bet you're looking at it right now, you perv :lol:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! melanie!!!!!!!! that's so unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't see it!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I'll be posting my bikini shot in a few I think ....it's terrible don't even bother people :smug:

I bet you're looking at it right now, you perv :lol:

 

Nope, I'm actually reading the Kama Sutra though...whoah the illustrations in this thing! Who knew a chick's body could bend like that? My girlfriends have been most reluctant to expand their horizons!

 

I'll put scans up soon, promise! :P

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! melanie!!!!!!!! that's so unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't see it!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I'll be posting my bikini shot in a few I think ....it's terrible don't even bother people :smug:

 

PM me and Stefan - we're loyal and honest people (well, me anyway:P)

I'll be posting my bikini shot in a few I think

Yes please! :lol:

PM me and Stefan - we're loyal and honest people (well, me anyway:P)

You'll never meet a person more loyal and honest than me. :wink3:

Yes please! :lol:

 

Best. Day. Ever.

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Well, Stefan claims he's honest so that's good enough for me!

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