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The Perv Unit

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@Saffire...do you burn or you just like being REALLY white??

 

@JD....you pevrilicious perv.....you think I'm just gonna give up pics like that???

I've got no lines either cause I'm pale as an Irish Polar Bear.

 

:stunned:

@Saffire...do you burn or you just like being REALLY white??

 

@JD....you pevrilicious perv.....you think I'm just gonna give up pics like that???

 

of course.... it's ME :sneaky:

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I will be posting a pic sometime soon....although there is some fabric involved....now you'll just have to sit and think about it and wait.....:sneaky:

Oh Hello my pervs!!!!

:wink3:

any perv news from the weekend??

Perverts

 

Her Majesty of Prudeton

Yes, are there be news over at the sunny place far away from here?

 

(I miss the summer - even then I can't tan :'()

I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!! ...with bad news.... I only took like 2 pics and made the mistake of taking them with my mom's cell phone ..and she somehow fucked it up ...and right now the cell phone's being fixed but I think they might have to reset it ..so the pictures will probably get deleted :(

 

BUT.. I had THE most wonderful time!!!!!!! it was one of the most amazing weekends of my entire life..... it was such a beautiful place!! and I met some sexxxxxee men :sneaky: ..I almost cheated on my bf ALMOST ..but not quite

 

how's everyone?

ALEJA! you're sooooo bad! almost.. sure......:wink3: eh, i almost did the same on my ex. no worries. LOL.

ALEJA! you're sooooo bad! almost.. sure......:wink3: eh, i almost did the same on my ex. no worries. LOL.

 

*Ahem* if he's your ex, what are you worrying about? Go. Have FUN:sneaky::laugh3:

I think that's kind of WHY he's her EX ...because she "almost" cheated on him ;)

LOL! EXactly! I broke up then wanted to get back together but he didn't want too. I mean, damn, of course not! who would want too?

what??! I think anyone would wanna go back with such a wonderful girl!! ..you can be sure he's gay :smug:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Aleja, I love you!! You're so sweet. But I mean, well.... I did kind of almost cheat on him and he was getting the hint that I wasn't really into him but oh well, i really was happy that he didn't get back together because i realized there was nothing good going on between us anyway. I mean, if you want to see a picture:

 

 

 

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His name was Aaron Savage. He was ok and seemed a lot better looking once i stopped dating him but eh. He bragged too much about what he's done in life (which is b the w, A LOT). He wrote, skied, traveled to like a thousand places, acted, etc. A basic overachever but he just I don't know, got under my skin and made me feel like I've done nothing in life. Bleh, terrible relationship. :\

 

And I almost cheated on him with this guy:

 

 

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Well... i mean, he liked me a lot and he was fucking HOT. And i'm like, there's no way. My mother didn't want me dating seniors so I couldn't but once she got to know him, man I think she fell in love with him herself. Sadly though, he got a girlfriend in like, December 14th of 2008. YES I REMEMBERED THE DATE.... And to make things worse, Aaron was suppose to get me a promise ring over the break, but well... he kind of figured out things.... OH and Brian pulled me to his lap in Food Dynamics. Then this girl yelled out, "HEY INDYA, DON'T YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!" and I'm like, "ahhh..... Yeah but he's holding me!" And I was wearing his hat but, I mean, I had to tell Aaron because well... Eh, so that's just the gist. Gist? that's my whole fucking life's story. Sorry.

That girl's a bitch D|

 

What can I say? I go to a snobby Catholic all-girls school, and don't conform to the mainstream. I'm left with a little group that is generally treated as social toxic waste.

 

As for guys... well... D:... the only ones I know are yukkies including one that's obsessed with me :dissapointed:

*sigh* I should've just broke up with him before I started what I did. oh well, at least the school years over... boys just come and go like seasons... :\

Well I've had a drought for three years in that case :laugh3: how sad

Yeah. Totally. Guys are a$$holes. :( Did you ever think what its like to LIVE as one?

 

*Runs away in tears*

 

:cry:

Hello everyone ! how are all of you pervs today ?

Hello everyone ! how are all of you pervs today ?

 

I'm a broken man.

 

You?

 

:D

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I'm an angry perv today and I'm gonna start whipping some ass if I don't get the answers I need....

what's going on guys ?

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Hey Chavi! I'm in a total panic over this tour...why couldn't Coldplay have gotten it right this time??? They keep changing dates and no one knows for sure what the hell is going on...so frustrating...:angry:

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