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The Perv Unit

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Now we're getting handjobs?!

 

The perv unit is getting better by the day! :D

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You like that huh, Jay??:sneaky:

 

Well the Perv Unit was becoming way too UNperv as I was in here complaining about tour dates....so I had to do something drastic:wink3:

You like that huh, Jay??:sneaky:

 

Well the Perv Unit was becoming way too UNperv as I was in here complaining about tour dates....so I had to do something drastic:wink3:

 

The handjobs were....adequate.....but you need more practice. I am willing to help you there:sneaky: Forget the old Jamie, this is the real one. :P

 

:laugh3:

Mel's got two Jamies and a Jay. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere!

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there's only one thing i can think of now......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....foursome:sneaky:

there's only one thing i can think of now......

 

....foursome:sneaky:

 

Tut tut tut - foursome ONLY work with one guy and three chicks. We ALL know that's how God intended it to be. I volunteer for the post of being that guy cos I love my country and am willing to make the sacrifices necessary. Pick me!:D

 

@Saffire:

 

Two Jamies and a Jay walked into a bar - Melanie was there. Then she said [ NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF KNOWING BETTER THAN TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ]. And then they said, "WOW!!" :)

here's a picture of me that was taken by this hot photographer down at calabria this weekend .....yeah.. we're still calling each other :wacky:

it's not exactly the smexy pic everyone was waiting for but ..it's still a pic of me ...oh and sorry for the quality.. I had to take a picture of the picture cos I don't have a scanner here :P

 

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/7/2/1233272/09-06-08_2022.jpg

 

 

EDIT: wow this was totally off-topic!! hahaha I should win an award for always being so off-topic

Tut tut tut - foursome ONLY work with one guy and three chicks. We ALL know that's how God intended it to be. I volunteer for the post of being that guy cos I love my country and am willing to make the sacrifices necessary. Pick me!:D

O.o I'll be one of the 3 girls :wink3:

omg aleja... lol

 

You're hot. Maybe that wasn't so off-topic after all! lol

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Oh crap! Aleja! I didn't really think you'd post a pic from your vacay...alright I said I would, too.....

 

 

 

...tomorrow I will post.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

....the bikini shot

 

 

 

 

(for a limited time only)

Teeny weenie string bikini!

 

Or not. :D

XD I hope that "limited time only" isn't like 1 minute for whoever's lucky!

 

I'm still waiting to see if my mom's cell phone comes back with all the pics... then maybe I'll post bikini pics..

 

 

 

 

 

 

...maybe ....but I have to see a lot of begging :sneaky:

The handjobs were....adequate.....but you need more practice. I am willing to help you there:sneaky: Forget the old Jamie, this is the real one. :P

 

:laugh3:

 

hoe mean was that!? :P

 

wait til I tell my african-american friend Turk

he'll kick your ass! :P

humbug_scrubs-cox.jpg

 

 

“Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils isn’t just the baby throw-up on her jacket - it’s the smell of a doctor with integrity.”

 

http://coxisms.com/

Hello you perv ! :cool:

how you doing today ? feeling better ? feeling pervier ?

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how you doing today ? feeling better ? feeling pervier ?

 

Doing well...glad to have all my travel plans fixed...now just gotta get the tickets!! And yes, listening to all these interviews and hearing Chris say CUM....:sneaky:

 

 

 

:bomb::bomb::bomb:

WHAT ? Chris says WHAT ? :bomb:

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go now to the Chris and Jonny thread...it was during the XFM interview!!!

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Ok good...no one is here...*looks around*

 

 

 

I made a promise....and I keep my promises:kiss:

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Oh... wow.

 

You have a perfect figure. :shocked2:

 

This has inspired me. I've got to hit the gym again and present you ladies with my impressive beach bod. :wink2:

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