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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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My teacher told me to do that I cracked up laughing and said YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!

She got very scared of me after that :P

 

:laugh3: I told some of those people who told me to give up listening to Coldplay, "I don't ask you to stop breathing" then this face --> :inquisitive: :lol:

 

 

 

When you buy a watch, with a butterfly design in the middle, of course because it reminds you of Coldplay. :wacko:

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

:lol: When you couldn't give up listening to Coldplay for Lent. :P

 

So many people requested that I do that, but I just couldn't do it. :rolleyes:

 

I know, it's really difficult, but I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it.

And I'm curious how new will everything sound after lent. ;)

I know, it's really difficult, but I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it.

And I'm curious how new will everything sound after lent. ;)

 

I bet it'll sound amazing;)

Last night I had a dream where LP5's title, album art, and tracklisting were revealed. The name of the album? Against The Tide We Dreamers Sail. Album art? A black-and-white photo of Chris wearing a colored-in pastel blue t-shirt and facepalming against a pastel orange background. Tracklisting? All the ones we've heard mentioned in articles and interviews, plus Famous Old Painters and a song called Phoenix To The Flame. I didn't get to hear any of the songs, though. :C

I bet it'll sound amazing;)

 

yeah I think so too. :nice:

yeah I think so too. :nice:

 

I'm sure it will!

:D

Last night I had a dream where LP5's title, album art, and tracklisting were revealed. The name of the album? Against The Tide We Dreamers Sail. Album art? A black-and-white photo of Chris wearing a colored-in pastel blue t-shirt and facepalming against a pastel orange background. Tracklisting? All the ones we've heard mentioned in articles and interviews, plus Famous Old Painters and a song called Phoenix To The Flame. I didn't get to hear any of the songs, though. :C

interesting title... and cover art :)

Last night I had a dream where LP5's title, album art, and tracklisting were revealed. The name of the album? Against The Tide We Dreamers Sail. Album art? A black-and-white photo of Chris wearing a colored-in pastel blue t-shirt and facepalming against a pastel orange background. Tracklisting? All the ones we've heard mentioned in articles and interviews, plus Famous Old Painters and a song called Phoenix To The Flame. I didn't get to hear any of the songs, though. :C

 

Cool dream. :wideeyed::anxious: :awesome:

... when you decide to give up listening to Coldplay for lent and you're devastated after finding out it's not actually 40 days but 46 days!!!

 

This is the benefit of being non-religious; you don't have to give up anything for lent :P

^ Or you could do that :P

 

 

Whomever: C'mon Chloe, you have to give up something!

Chloe: NO. I refuse, 'cuz you're just gonna want me to give up Coldplay, and that isn't happenin'.

Whomever: But Chloe....

Chloe: *makes face* NO I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP MY CHRIS MARTIN/COLDPLAY OBSESSION SO GET OVER IT!!

This is the benefit of being non-religious; you don't have to give up anything for lent :P

 

Well, I didn´t have to, actually.

It was my decision as I had a feeling my obsession is going quite too far and I wanted to know if I´m able to do it. ;)

^ Oooh a challenge with yourself! :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

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I'd be the perfect loser :P Hope you can make it!

^ Oooh a challenge with yourself! :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

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I'd be the perfect loser :P Hope you can make it!

 

That´s right! It´s a challenge.

Thanks, 20 days behind me, so I think I will make it. :)

When you're eating cake and worried if jonny might burst in and steal it :P

 

 

Me: *eats cake*

Jonny:*bursts in* GIMME THE CAKE AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

Me: Jonny. This is MY cake not yours, plus you don't want this cake its really bad.

Jonny: LIES! MUST HAVE CAKE!

Me: *holding giant hammer* Jonny i really really hate to do this but if you say cake one mor--

Jonny: CAKE!

Me:*smacks Jonny with hammer*

 

 

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when:

 

*you type the word 'Coldplay' so often your computer automatically corrects you if you spell it wrong

*you get pissed off whenever someone spells Jonny's name 'Johnny'

*your soon-to-be-arriving notebook-laptop-computer-thing's wallpaper is picked out in advance, and the wallpaper looks like this:

 

coldplay_3.jpg

 

When you closest non-coldplay-fan friend knows ABOUT EVERYTHING that has to do with Coldplay to the point that she'd only have to start listening to their music in order to become a fan.

When you're listening to "The Goldrush" while on the coldplaying forums at 1:30 am and plan to fall asleep while listening to your ipod playlist of Coldplay B side tracks.

When you're eating cake and worried if jonny might burst in and steal it :P

 

 

Me: *eats cake*

Jonny:*bursts in* GIMME THE CAKE AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

Me: Jonny. This is MY cake not yours, plus you don't want this cake its really bad.

Jonny: LIES! MUST HAVE CAKE!

Me: *holding giant hammer* Jonny i really really hate to do this but if you say cake one mor--

Jonny: CAKE!

Me:*smacks Jonny with hammer*

 

 

That happens to me all the time

Your teacher calls you Chris Martin. (It happened to me on Thursday)

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