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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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this is not the same thing :no:

me I'm really psycho-fanatic because I really think Chris Martin look me in real life.

According to realize is all false because nothing in real life, I become normal. Chris Martin is well with Gwyneth Paltrow his wife who cooks for him. :P

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

:dizzy2: :wreck:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfFpBYAGRqo&feature=related]Coldplay - Clocks (live Sound Relief 2009) [HD] - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEXfBD2X2A]PICT0033 - YouTube[/ame]

 

when you beg your mom to buy a watch that looks EXACTLY like jonnys red one

when you get all pissed when someone spells Poilitc instead of Poilitk, and when you get all mad when someone says ColdGAY instead of Coldplay

when the first time you watch a everton football game and Fellaini makes you think of Guy (i know, he looks NOTHING like him, its just his hair)

:dizzy2: :wreck:

 

 

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

 

Hahahahaha my mom say things like this every time she see my wallpaper :laugh3: you are not alone!

:dizzy2: :wreck:

 

 

Clocks is so good. The second one is fuckin crazy. :awesome:

When you orgasim over the beginning of this, wait screw that the whole song

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt1R-iqofKU]Coldplay - The Man who Swears (Demo) - YouTube[/ame]

Hahahahaha my mom say things like this every time she see my wallpaper :laugh3: you are not alone!

 

it was soooo awkward, then i said i would rather be the piano, i mean who wouldnt want to be sweated and dry humped by chris ;)

 

when you and your friend are making a fanfic of us meeting them

 

when you get all "i wanna punch you in the face" mood cuz someone said Nickelback is better than Coldplay

it was soooo awkward, then i said i would rather be the piano, i mean who wouldnt want to be sweated and dry humped by chris ;)

 

Even the microphone is a good role :laugh3:

Your mom's sound very cool.. Shall we invite them to come on the board? ;) :laugh3:

Your mom's sound very cool.. Shall we invite them to come on the board? ;) :laugh3:

 

i tried last night when we were out shopping, i was like

 

me: ya know, coldplaying, that website that i get on ALOT

my mom: yeah, and

me: i want you to get on there and read most of the stuff, its hilarious all the stuff we post on there

my mom: ummmmmmm, no

me: *tears slowly becoming waterfalls*

Clocks is so good. The second one is fuckin crazy. :awesome:

 

just a example moment fangirl crazy I have not filmed but

i tried last night when we were out shopping, i was like

 

me: ya know, coldplaying, that website that i get on ALOT

my mom: yeah, and

me: i want you to get on there and read most of the stuff, its hilarious all the stuff we post on there

my mom: ummmmmmm, no

me: *tears slowly becoming waterfalls*

 

Awwww... well never mind.. You're here, that's what matters xx

Your mom's sound very cool.. Shall we invite them to come on the board? ;) :laugh3:

 

She would do it xD The problem is THIS. :laugh3:

Even if she doesn't understand a lot of English she'll understand that I'm really pervy sometimes :laugh3: [she already knows but she's trying to forget :laugh3:]

Yes, I really meant it as a joke.. ;) and thought you girls would go.. OMG no! LOL.. I am certain I wouldn't have wanted my mum reading my posts in here at your age.. :D

Awwww... well never mind.. You're here, that's what matters xx

 

i know, i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

and she keeps telling me to stop listening to CP or ill like not like them anymore before we see them in july, whatever I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!! :)

Yes, I really meant it as a joke.. ;) and thought you girls would go.. OMG no! LOL.. I am certain I wouldn't have wanted my mum reading my posts in here at your age.. :D

 

Hahaha I know you were joking :laugh3: bu it's becaus of my mum if I love Coldplay so...THANX MUM! Even if doesn't seem I'm not too young [but neither too old :laugh3: Old enough for don't care about what my mum thinks about me...and I know she thinks I'm a little pervy...she has the "I know" face every time she use my pc and sees the wallpaper :laugh3:]

i know, i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

and she keeps telling me to stop listening to CP or ill like not like them anymore before we see them in july, whatever I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!! :)

 

I can't see that happening any time soon.. LOL.. If you're anything like the rest of us anyway. :D

 

July huh? I'm going in June.. is your Mom going with you?

 

Hahaha I know you were joking :laugh3: bu it's becaus of my mum if I love Coldplay so...THANX MUM! Even if doesn't seem I'm not too young [but neither too old :laugh3: Old enough for don't care about what my mum thinks about me...and I know she thinks I'm a little pervy...she has the "I know" face every time she use my pc and sees the wallpaper :laugh3:]

 

LOL.. it's nice you can share this Coldplay thing. I have addicted my son! LOL.. he's coming with me to see them in June and my Husband too.. :D

i know, i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

and she keeps telling me to stop listening to CP or ill like not like them anymore before we see them in july, whatever I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!! :)

 

Even if you stop listening to them and not like them anymore, I'm sure you would like them after the concert :D

when you get all "i wanna punch you in the face" mood cuz someone said Nickelback is better than Coldplay

 

Uhhhhhhhhh. No. I'm usually pretty cool about people's musical tastes-I may not like something, but if someone else likes it, hey, more power to them. Go forth and enjoy whatever music you want.

 

But that statement is just wrong. I'd have a similar reaction.

 

*Despises Nickelback. In case you couldn't tell :p*

 

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

 

*Bursts out laughing* Oh, my god, your mom is awesome :D.

 

I can't ever imagine my mom saying that. She knows about my crush on Chris, and the more I tell her about him, the more she seems to think he's pretty cool and all. And she and I have been in agreement in the past about certain men, actually.

 

But she'd probably be a bit surprised at some of the comments I make here. Either that or she'd just shrug it off and go, "Okay, then."

 

More videos to watch. It's going to be a busy Coldplay viewing night for me. Can't think of a better way to pass the late night hours, though :D.

When you orgasim over the beginning of this, wait screw that the whole song

 

I love that one :D

Yes, I really meant it as a joke.. ;) and thought you girls would go.. OMG no! LOL.. I am certain I wouldn't have wanted my mum reading my posts in here at your age.. :D

Haha omg, my mum doesn't know what I'm writing here, either. Otherwise :shocked2:

 

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

 

your mum is cool xD

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