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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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I love that one :D

 

I like it, too :).

 

I think everyone should learn how to sound like Chris when they swear. Then we'll never have to worry about anyone being offended by swear words again! Seriously, he can make ANYTHING sound sweet and polite.

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

 

and me my sister told me one day sure silly conversation on the celebs.

 

my sister really like Coldplay, but she said Chris Martin is probably with another woman not Gwyneth Paltrow, poor wife.

plus, she said - hey I will not want to go into their private lives i'm not like you the fanatic who is interested in the matter of private celebs lol. me I just love music.

 

 

*I am sorry so sorry. I know I am fangirl ill :worried2::lipsrsealed2::freak: laugh hysterically*

 

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when you notice that someone draw an eye and wrote "I'm watching you" on the pavement and you want to cross out the "I'm" and write "One eye" instead :D

:lol:

I like it, too :).

 

I think everyone should learn how to sound like Chris when they swear. Then we'll never have to worry about anyone being offended by swear words again! Seriously, he can make ANYTHING sound sweet and polite.

 

Oh yes that's true. No one can do that except him :wacky:

^ True :lol:

 

I definitely need them to fix me :charming:

 

Chris: *singing* "And I will tryyy to FIX YOU!" *jumps on the couch*

 

 

Oh well... Am I a bit late? :P

 

i LOVE it when he thrusts his piano, i showed this to my mom and she said she wanted to be that stool :facepalm:

 

:laugh3:

 

Even the microphone is a good role :laugh3:

 

:lol: What about Jonny's role? :sneaky:

 

She would do it xD The problem is THIS. :laugh3:

Even if she doesn't understand a lot of English she'll understand that I'm really pervy sometimes :laugh3: [she already knows but she's trying to forget :laugh3:]

 

OMG :laugh3: I'm glad my mum doesn't know a word of English and she can't even move a mouse :lol:

 

 

 

 

... When your English teacher asks you and your classmates: "Do you know what an ode is?" before starting to talk about it, and the only thing that comes to your mind is...

 

 

Deodorant .

 

 

:lol:

When you orgasim over the beginning of this, wait screw that the whole song

 

 

Nobody commenting on this great thing :) :kiss: awesome :)

 

 

 

OMG :laugh3: I'm glad my mum doesn't know a word of English and she can't even move a mouse :lol:

 

 

:lol:

 

I'm glad, too. So she can't understand "to use the joystick" and such things :D

 

And Deodorant is the only thing I comes to my mind, too :D :D

 

:lol: What about Jonny's role? :sneaky:

 

 

... When your English teacher asks you and your classmates: "Do you know what an ode is?" before starting to talk about it, and the only thing that comes to your mind is...

 

 

Deodorant .

 

 

:lol:

Jonny's role? That's definitely worth thinking about it :sneaky:

Oh the exactly same thing happened to me a few days ago in class :D

What's an Ode?

*playing the song in her head: ode to deodorant* :D

^ I love when I hear a word and my heads pops into an mp3 player or YouTube mode so I can listen to music or rewatch an interview :D

 

 

This vid, song is amazing and unreleased. Thanx, hadn't heard it before. Piano is great and, Chris's singing is amazingly beautiful as always. :heart: Read posters discussing this song in the Mylo Pop Up edition thread that I must get. :heart:

when I go to visit my sister for her birthday, there is also her husband. and my sister, turns the music channels and stops on the clip Paradise.

 

sure I was stupid to say Oh.... my friend Chrs is there too ! :surprised:

 

sure soon dropped in asylum :rolleyes:

 

:lol: What about Jonny's role? :sneaky:

 

 

 

OMG :laugh3: I'm glad my mum doesn't know a word of English and she can't even move a mouse :lol:

 

:sneaky:

 

 

 

:laugh3: no, my mum is a nerdy mum. She's on FB [obviously I don't have her like friend XD], watches series in streaming, play to puzzle bubble in late night...

 

 

...when for three days consecutive when you arrive to the gym the TV starts a Coldplay's song and all in the room look at you.

When you take a bag of snacks and you do something like this:

 

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or... when you do these other things with your calculator:

 

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really geek :awesome:

I'm glad, too. So she can't understand "to use the joystick" and such things :D

 

And Deodorant is the only thing I comes to my mind, too :D :D

 

:lol:

 

Jonny's role? That's definitely worth thinking about it :sneaky:

Oh the exactly same thing happened to me a few days ago in class :D

What's an Ode?

*playing the song in her head: ode to deodorant* :D

 

Of course it is! :sneaky:

Really! :awesome:

 

:sneaky:

 

 

 

:laugh3: no, my mum is a nerdy mum. She's on FB [obviously I don't have her like friend XD], watches series in streaming, play to puzzle bubble in late night...

 

 

...when for three days consecutive when you arrive to the gym the TV starts a Coldplay's song and all in the room look at you.

 

 

:surprised: Wow, my mum is definitely an anti-technology one, I could never imagine having her doing all that stuff, she's just one of those always shouting at you: "What?! You're ALWAYS on that laptop!" :rolleyes:

 

 

Anyway... You must be very famous in your gym :lol:

When you take a bag of snacks and you do something like this:

 

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or... when you do these other things with your calculator:

 

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really geek :awesome:

 

Ouuuuh :surprised:

Coldplay snacks.. now you might be onto something! LOL.. :lol:

When you take a bag of snacks and you do something like this:

 

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or... when you do these other things with your calculator:

 

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really geek :awesome:

Amazing !!!! :awesome: I think I have the same calculator as you, and I have tried the same thing haha !!!:lol:

You Know You Love Coldplay When..

- The only thing you know in spainish is Viva la Vida

- They perform for your birthday (dream)

- When u buy an album and u cry in the middle of the store out of happiness (true story:P)

-Your on Tumblr looking at Pervplay when your board

- When ur personal blog on Tumblr turns into a coldplay blog ( u should follow the-average-life-of-a-coldplayer.tumblr.com )

- people say music and u automatically think of coldplay

- when u would assainate anyone JUST TO GO TO ONE CONCERT! :furious2:

 

True Stories.

You tried to ban them out of your life , but then realize you had some many great years with them and so , and start to listen them over & over again , oh and take them along any vacation for superstitous belief they bring luck and no harm to you on that trip / holiday :)

^

 

Why did you try to ban them out of your life? :o :o

Hahahahaha my mom say things like this every time she see my wallpaper :laugh3: you are not alone!

 

Ha, my mom says I have a crush on Coldplay and Chris Martin. I´ve been thinking about that ever since. No mom, I´m just a fan, I´m amazed by them, I respect them, I love their music, I´m inspired by their personalities. And on and on...

But maybe I should just accept that I do have a crush on them. I have a crush on their music and on the boys. (although I'm not searching for love from them, but a friendship would be nice!)

 

i am not addicted i am just...extremly dedicated xD

 

EXTREMELY lmao

 

Exactly! I should tell my mom that.

 

I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH COLDPLAY I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT THEM DAMMIT x)

 

 

And that too!

 

 

 

Oh, and by the way:

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when you spent you free Christmas holiday on Coldplaying.com from the moment you wake up and you forget to have breakfast and lunch. And you discover around 2 pm that you're hungry. You get some bread and drink and you jump back in bed to read on. And that for about 5 days...

^

 

Why did you try to ban them out of your life? :o :o

 

i felt like i was just to focused on that band , so started to listen other music , and then returned agaian to them , gues time for some changemts

When you stay off the internet all day because you can't watch the Brits til 8 ET and you don't want spoilers...

 

...but you can only stand being off the forum til 5. ;)

When you have 4 elephants all named after the guys :')

 

When your supposed to be doing a project at school but you watch coldplay vids instead :nod:

Well, slightly off-topic but YKYATChrisMartin when...

You know that slightly squinty thing he does when he's being all cute in interviews? That slight quirk of the eyebrow... Oh, you're all Coldplay fans, you know what look I mean!

 

Yeah, well I've now acquired that particular habit! So now I'm not only addicted to the band, I'm so obsessed that I've started acting like them as well!!!! I have some serious fangirling issues! :laugh3:

 

Also, YKYATCW you jump up and down and scream when they win their well-deserved Brit Award and your heart almost explodes when they give such an amazing performance of Charlie Brown :dazzled:

 

Yeah, well I've now acquired that particular habit! So now I'm not only addicted to the band, I'm so obsessed that I've started acting like them as well!!!! I have some serious fangirling issues! :laugh3:

 

THIS. i do it too. I even take the liberty of owning all of the 'Mylo Era' trousers, pants, jeans whatever you call them. Guys burnt orange ones were soo had to find

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