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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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When you laugh a this

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And are jealous of this

 

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This is amazing! :shocked2: Love the Jonny Cakes the most! :laugh3:

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

:lol::laugh3::nod:

 

"Was a long and dark December.

At the grocer's I remember

there were loaves...

white loaves."

 

HAHAHA! I hope you're going to be playing that song live very soon Tracie! :laugh3:

 

when you make a parody of "Viva La Vida" saying "Jonny La Cakes"

 

"i used to eat cake, cake would rise in the oven when i baked it, now in the morning i eat it for breakfast, chocolate cake is freaking amazing.

(chours) now i see cake on my bed at night, dream about eating it all the time, cake be my wife and my daughter, i love you so much i wrote a song about you, for some reason i cant explain, i love cake so much that i didnt know what i did without cake in my mouth

cake (in tune with viva chant)'

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

This thread is so funny!

 

You know you're addicted when you eat more chocolate and cake specifically because of Coldplay :rolleyes:

^ :awesome:

 

 

When your bestfriend is low and worried and you link him on FB Don't Panic saying "do you get the idea?" and he ask you "...do you use Coldplay even for buy ham at the supermarket?" and you reply "Of course! Grocer give me ham and give me bread. Grocer put a smile upon my face!"

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

When you laugh a this

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And are jealous of this

 

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OMG I want them!!! :dazzled: Especially Cake N°3, with Chris and Jonny gazing at each other with hungry eyes... But not for cake :P

 

:lol::laugh3::nod:

 

"Was a long and dark December.

At the grocer's I remember

there were loaves...

white loaves."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

When you laugh a this

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And are jealous of this

 

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Amazing !!!!! :awesome:

Today I ate a piece of CHOCOLATE CAKE cause my English teacher brought some cake for us.

Jonny, you can be jealous now :lol:

 

Cake you know how much I need you

But you never even see me do you?

And is this my final chance of getting you? :lol:

 

But give me caaaaaake over, cake over, caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake over this

 

Oh I'm gonna buy this cake and eat it up

Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head :D

 

:lol::laugh3::nod:

 

"Was a long and dark December.

At the grocer's I remember

there were loaves...

white loaves."

 

when you make a parody of "Viva La Vida" saying "Jonny La Cakes"

 

"i used to eat cake, cake would rise in the oven when i baked it, now in the morning i eat it for breakfast, chocolate cake is freaking amazing.

(chours) now i see cake on my bed at night, dream about eating it all the time, cake be my wife and my daughter, i love you so much i wrote a song about you, for some reason i cant explain, i love cake so much that i didnt know what i did without cake in my mouth

cake (in tune with viva chant)'

 

haha you're both so funny :laugh3:

when you make a parody of "Viva La Vida" saying "Jonny La Cakes"

 

"i used to eat cake, cake would rise in the oven when i baked it, now in the morning i eat it for breakfast, chocolate cake is freaking amazing.

(chours) now i see cake on my bed at night, dream about eating it all the time, cake be my wife and my daughter, i love you so much i wrote a song about you, for some reason i cant explain, i love cake so much that i didnt know what i did without cake in my mouth

cake (in tune with viva chant)'

 

:lol::laugh3::nod:

 

"Was a long and dark December.

At the grocer's I remember

there were loaves...

white loaves."

 

 

Cake you know how much I need you

But you never even see me do you?

And is this my final chance of getting you? :lol:

 

But give me caaaaaake over, cake over, caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake over this

 

Oh I'm gonna buy this cake and eat it up

Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head :D

 

:laugh3:

 

Jonny and Buckin's cakes *_*

About cakes...

 

...when you are at IKEA with your boyfriend and you see a very big cake and say to him "OMG! C'mon! Take me a picture with those huge CAKE! I have to show it to the girls of the forum!"

 

 

 

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Hehe, Kristal. Ah, what the boyfriends must put up with sometimes, huh :p?

True :laugh3: but this time was my bestfriend and from this point of view he is a martyr even more than my boyfriend :laugh3:

that giant cake is awesome. :awesome:

Great giant cake :lol:

 

Cake you know how much I need you

But you never even see me do you?

And is this my final chance of getting you? :lol:

 

But give me caaaaaake over, cake over, caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake over this

 

Oh I'm gonna buy this cake and eat it up

Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head :D

 

 

Oh, you use your cake as a weapon and it hurts like heaven

:D :D

 

 

That green pies,

yeah the spotlight, shines upon it

And how could anybody deny it?

:D

Oh, you use your cake as a weapon and it hurts like heaven

 

 

 

That green pies,

yeah the spotlight, shines upon it

And how could anybody deny it?

 

Haha great ;) :lol:

When you're sad 'cos you get bored of studio version songs, and you want the live ones but only about 1/4 of the songs are also live

About cakes...

 

...when you are at IKEA with your boyfriend and you see a very big cake and say to him "OMG! C'mon! Take me a picture with those huge CAKE! I have to show it to the girls of the forum!"

 

 

 

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True :laugh3: but this time was my bestfriend and from this point of view he is a martyr even more than my boyfriend :laugh3:

 

Hello there! :D Great photo! LOL...

When you're sad 'cos you get bored of studio version songs, and you want the live ones but only about 1/4 of the songs are also live

 

I'm pretty sure there's a live version of nearly every Coldplay song out there somewhere, unless you mean only official live recordings (like Live 2003)

About cakes...

 

...when you are at IKEA with your boyfriend and you see a very big cake and say to him "OMG! C'mon! Take me a picture with those huge CAKE! I have to show it to the girls of the forum!"

 

 

 

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this is so cute kristal. adorable. :)

when you buy a pair of shoes just to spray paint them mylo-ish

 

"look at that cake, look how they iced it for jon.."

 

"lights go out and i cant be saved, jonnys gonna eat me later, they put me in a big box.." (from a cakes pov)

About cakes...

 

...when you are at IKEA with your boyfriend and you see a very big cake and say to him "OMG! C'mon! Take me a picture with those huge CAKE! I have to show it to the girls of the forum!"

 

 

 

166984_3375486988783_1317598420_3328507_691028958_n.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

True :laugh3: but this time was my bestfriend and from this point of view he is a martyr even more than my boyfriend :laugh3:

 

 

:awesome: Awesome!!! I've never seen a cake that big!

Tell your best friend we really appreciate his effort :D

 

Cake you know how much I need you

But you never even see me do you?

And is this my final chance of getting you? :lol:

 

But give me caaaaaake over, cake over, caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake over this

 

Oh I'm gonna buy this cake and eat it up

Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head :D

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Seiing MX on the board ...

Algebra : X Y ...

REMINDS ME OF COLDPLAY!

When you turn your iPod and when you here Chris you almost shiver :dazzled:

 

When your spellcheck has words like xylobands, Buckin, Politik, Jonny, Mylo, VLVODAAHF, AROBTTH, GPASUYF :D

Haha, oh, yeah, algebra is definitely guilty of making one think of the guys. And as such, it might cause you to have a harder time concentrating on actual math (or, maybe Coldplay thoughts will help you do better at math?).

 

True :laugh3: but this time was my bestfriend and from this point of view he is a martyr even more than my boyfriend :laugh3:

 

Oh, okay. Misread, apparently :p.

 

That picture is so cute (and you're so pretty).

 

This thread is really making me hungry for a cake now.

When you turn your iPod and when you here Chris you almost shiver :dazzled:

 

When your spellcheck has words like xylobands, Buckin, Politik, Jonny, Mylo, VLVODAAHF, AROBTTH, GPASUYF :D

 

THIS!:D

When your english teacher wants a sample of your writing, so he makes an assignment where you write about one of your favorite things and why it's your favorite, and you go :idea2::awesome::sneaky: and proceed to write a monster of a paragraph that is all about well...why you're addicted to Coldplay :P

When every time you see a pic like this

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you feel strange and you don't know why...but a night [tonight] you realize that is because your boyfriend smiles at the same way and you never realize that because you were too take from Chris' eyes! :laugh3:

When you feel sad or tired, you go: where are my coldplay albums?

Or if your so cool, 'cause you have an Ipod, you just have to put your Coldplay playlist, then your back beiing okay.

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