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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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^He's not, he's actually doing a weird thing with his hands.

 

You're a pervy Chrissy fangirl if you notice immediately his hands and thinks he's undressing in Wintergreen's avatar

 

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

That's what I thought, but now I see him (un)buttoning his shirt whilst looking pervtastically at me. :sick:

UGH! DAMN IT! I see that too! :bomb:

 

But he's looking at me tho. Not you. :angry:

A boy can dream... :embarrassed:

 

But he's probably looking at Jonny. :nod:

When you're walking around in Amsterdam, and you hear a British guy yelling 'Chris, Chris!' & you immediately jump into spy-mode & analyze the whole area :lol: The Chris turned out to be a mid-fifty, balding man. Hmm. :\

 

:laugh3: That's great. I too would've reacted similarly.

 

You know you're addicted when you're at the store and pass through the cake mix aisle and hear your mom start talking about getting a cake and automatically think of Jonny :lol:.

 

You're a horrible Chrissy fangirl if you don't notice immediately that he is undressing in Wintergreen's avatar. :disappointed:

 

HA. Don't I just efffing WISH that's what he were doing.

 

You know, it's really warm in my apartment right now, Nikola, thoughts like that do not exactly help matters much.

HA. Don't I just efffing WISH that's what he were doing.

 

You know, it's really warm in my apartment right now, Nikola, thoughts like that do not exactly help matters much.

 

Yay! I passed the Chrissy fangirl test then, saw that straight away :laugh3:

 

& Wintergreen, imagination is a powerful tool :wink3: :lol:

When you're walking around in Amsterdam, and you hear a British guy yelling 'Chris, Chris!' & you immediately jump into spy-mode & analyze the whole area :lol: The Chris turned out to be a mid-fifty, balding man. Hmm. :\

 

Hey you life in Amsterdam too?:)

I probably would have responded the same way:P

 

The other day I saw a man sitting in a car and I was driving by on my bicycle and for 3 seconds i thought wtf CHRIS MARTIN. And the man laughed at me. (Wich made me wtf even more). Then I drove further and I thought wtf did I just see, of wtf did I think I saw? (Knowing it couldn't be CM) And i turned around to check whether it really wasn't Chris. It turned out to be a look-a-like but much smaller, like 1.70m or something.

 

I laughed. And drove on.

Hey you life in Amsterdam too?:)

I probably would have responded the same way:P

 

The other day I saw a man sitting in a car and I was driving by on my bicycle and for 3 seconds i thought wtf CHRIS MARTIN. And the man laughed at me. (Wich made me wtf even more). Then I drove further and I thought wtf did I just see, of wtf did I think I saw? (Knowing it couldn't be CM) And i turned around to check whether it really wasn't Chris. It turned out to be a look-a-like but much smaller, like 1.70m or something.

 

I laughed. And drove on.

 

Hey, nope, don't live there.. I'm from Rotterdam & was just visiting!;)

 

But it's crazy how 'Chris' seems to pop up everywhere, huh?

I guess when you really want something, you start seeing it everywhere :lol:

Hey, nope, don't live there.. I'm from Rotterdam & was just visiting!;)

 

But it's crazy how 'Chris' seems to pop up everywhere, huh?

I guess when you really want something, you start seeing it everywhere :lol:

 

haha i think that's true:P

 

I'm in Rotterdam right now:) At my Boyfriend's house:)

This is a little dirty but I thought of you... :laugh3: :sneaky:

 

 

 

...when your boyfriend has something that reminds of Chris, something about nose and mouth and you, after sex, say to him joking "I have a confession to make: I was really focus on this part :laugh3:" [putting your hand under the eyes, cutting the upper part and indicating the part under the hand.

 

you, as in.. me?

 

i don't get it:P

 

yes, I use YOU meaning ME because of the YOU know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

:)

A boy can dream... :embarrassed:

 

But he's probably looking at Jonny. :nod:

 

:nod: :lol:

 

Hey you life in Amsterdam too?:)

I probably would have responded the same way:P

 

The other day I saw a man sitting in a car and I was driving by on my bicycle and for 3 seconds i thought wtf CHRIS MARTIN. And the man laughed at me. (Wich made me wtf even more). Then I drove further and I thought wtf did I just see, of wtf did I think I saw? (Knowing it couldn't be CM) And i turned around to check whether it really wasn't Chris. It turned out to be a look-a-like but much smaller, like 1.70m or something.

 

I laughed. And drove on.

 

:lol:

 

This is a little dirty but I thought of you... :laugh3: :sneaky:

 

 

 

...when your boyfriend has something that reminds of Chris, something about nose and mouth and you, after sex, say to him joking "I have a confession to make: I was really focus on this part :laugh3:" [putting your hand under the eyes, cutting the upper part and indicating the part under the hand.

 

:rolleyes: :laugh3:

Hey you life in Amsterdam too?:)

I probably would have responded the same way:P

 

The other day I saw a man sitting in a car and I was driving by on my bicycle and for 3 seconds i thought wtf CHRIS MARTIN. And the man laughed at me. (Wich made me wtf even more). Then I drove further and I thought wtf did I just see, of wtf did I think I saw? (Knowing it couldn't be CM) And i turned around to check whether it really wasn't Chris. It turned out to be a look-a-like but much smaller, like 1.70m or something.

 

I laughed. And drove on.

 

I once saw a guy, who looked like CM on the street, too :D

And A Will Champion :D But this could not be true... but for a second I was really convinced my dream became true ... :dozey:

i saw this guy who looked EXACTLY like Will, i started freaking out then i realized that he couldnt be here in america working as a construction worker

 

when your mom says "i looking for a sign.." when were walking around and then i say "no, your looking for a warning sign" :nod:

 

when you have to go on a 15 hour road trip and your trying to figure out how your gonna check CPing and what concerts to watch

:laugh3: That's great. I too would've reacted similarly.

 

You know you're addicted when you're at the store and pass through the cake mix aisle and hear your mom start talking about getting a cake and automatically think of Jonny :lol:.

 

 

 

HA. Don't I just efffing WISH that's what he were doing.

 

You know, it's really warm in my apartment right now, Nikola, thoughts like that do not exactly help matters much.

 

LOL! I made the flippin' thing and I didn't notice that! LOL! NOW I do! ROFLOL..

 

Oh and I had cake today too.. We were in a shop and my husband said.. do you want cake for tea? I said.. yes.. I MUST tell everyone on the board that I had cake for tea.. LOL.. :D

 

Yay! I passed the Chrissy fangirl test then, saw that straight away :laugh3:

 

& Wintergreen, imagination is a powerful tool :wink3: :lol:

 

What on earth would any of us do without it?

 

This is a little dirty but I thought of you... :laugh3: :sneaky:

 

 

 

...when your boyfriend has something that reminds of Chris, something about nose and mouth and you, after sex, say to him joking "I have a confession to make: I was really focus on this part :laugh3:" [putting your hand under the eyes, cutting the upper part and indicating the part under the hand.

 

OMG Francesca you didn't! LOL! :stunned::laugh3:

When your Mum makes you a Moonpig card with a made up news story about how I performed with Coldplay <3 With a comment from Chris saying 'She was very talented! Hopefully she'll sing with us again'. HA - love my mum!

yes, I use YOU meaning ME because of the YOU know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

:)

 

hahahahha I'm sorry hahahah that was a terrible mistake haha sorry for putting myself in the middle:P

hahahahha I'm sorry hahahah that was a terrible mistake haha sorry for putting myself in the middle:P

 

:laugh3: no problem, if you want a to share our boyfriends just PM me!

 

I'm joking of course :lol::laugh3:

 

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