busybeeburns Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! well you shouldnt have been doing so much while driving!!!!!! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 HHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAH!!!!!!!! OMG!BIG JIM And the round twins!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 hey vic! long time no talk :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPolitik Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 all i can say is :shock: and :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moses Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dionisio Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 :shock: ...what twins .... :shock: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 oh Ian...when WILL you stop?? :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Aaaaah, Ian in a totally Woody Allen movie... :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS dude totally! women should just drive bigwheels instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 whats wrong with us driving? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttercup Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 It's called multi-tasking people! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babylon bebop Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 It's called multi-tasking people! yeah, multi-car pile-ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :-x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted July 9, 2003 Author Share Posted July 9, 2003 :lol: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :lol: ian you are the fountain of all ironic wisdom :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :lol: ian you are the fountain of all ironic wisdom :) LOL you have no idea how much that ^ made me laugh!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh HoNEy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 aww simon, how are you? still have your job?? :sim :shock: n: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy'sChick Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!! :shock: hahahahah your funny :lol: wait till you see me drive :) you'll be jealous :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 :lol: yes i am still in full employment got my masters open day this afternoon :shock: should be fun - wish it was not so excessively hot atm tho THIS IS NOT AFRICA :x heat rage :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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