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Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my

right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

 

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ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! well you shouldnt have been doing so much while driving!!!!!! ;)

HHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAH!!!!!!!! OMG!BIG JIM And the round twins!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

all i can say is :shock:

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: ...what twins .... :shock: :lol:

Aaaaah, Ian in a totally Woody Allen movie... :lol: :D

:lol: ian you are the fountain of all ironic wisdom :)

:lol: ian you are the fountain of all ironic wisdom :)

 

 

LOL you have no idea how much that ^ made me laugh!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

aww simon, how are you? still have your job?? :sim :shock: n:

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my

right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

 

:shock:

 

 

 

hahahahah your funny :lol: wait till you see me drive :) you'll be jealous :P

:lol: yes i am still in full employment

 

got my masters open day this afternoon :shock:

 

should be fun - wish it was not so excessively hot atm tho

 

THIS IS NOT AFRICA :x

 

heat rage :lol:

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