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Coldplay is pretty ugly

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this person actually took the time to sign up and become a "member" and try to tell are bandmates off by making "fun?" of their looks.....sad sad

nice avatar.. you must be hot

Sorry if this thread was meant to be offensive, but I just laughed my ass of at almost every post including the first one!:lol:

 

WTFE! (That's 'What-The-F**K-EVER!')

I like ugly people. SO there.

post your new thread why the members of coldplay aren't sexi for me?

thread of the year

I like ugly people. SO there.

Ugly people are the best.

 

I didn't really find it exceptionally funny until I reached "I wish death upon their kittens". Wtf? :lol:

^YEah, I'm a cat-lover, so that kind of made me laugh...only because I have a really annoying kitten here whom I could offer to adopt to Chris,lol.

How about you upload a picture of your fugly face into you avatar and we'll all judge you out of 0-10. Maybe I can add a poll to the main site ;)

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:(hi 5s) Ian

woa woow what a bunch of flamers... I think indeed that the guys have "better" photos than the banner one... and don't take things so personally please...

How about you upload a picture of your fugly face into you avatar and we'll all judge you out of 0-10. Maybe I can add a poll to the main site ;)

 

Oh my gosh! that was a dis yo. By the site OWNER. Yo, you've just been OWNED! :laugh3: man that's just awesome. bloody brilliant.:lol:

U-G-L-Y

you ain't got no alliby,

u ugly, eh hey,

u ugly!

Looking at the banner on top I must say that Coldplay are some weird looking sons of bitches.

 

- Dude on the right looks like a god damn gremlin. A chubby gremlin.

- Chris Martin looks OK I guess. No complaints there

- Person with the beard looks like a fucking Gopher-Hobbit. With a beard.

- Lad on the left just looks like a complete fruitcake. He's trying to look "deep" in that picture when he really looks stupid. This is the one I would most like to punch in the face.

 

Fortunately, I do no know their names. Nor do I ever want to. They are very strange looking people. I wish death upon their kittens.

You really need an eye treatment.

Their looks hardly matter, I'm guessing most fans discovered Coldplay through their music, not their looks. :lol:

guypn6.jpg

 

there's no way that's not sexy. :laugh3:

 

(and yes, that's a drawing, but I can't find the original pic! hahaha)

^ the most brilliant portrait of Guy Berryman i ever seen in my entire life!!!!! :thumbsup:

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