Lmao! I know right! it was like, *deep voice* naughty... lmao, omg, that was the funniest part of the whole interview.

it's so bad that it verges on good, but i'm just in hysterics...will's in the background was rather good, but chris's was so exaggerated...oh god, i need to stop laughing about this. but really, any brits imitating american accents have always absolutely killed me, so i guess this is just par for course. ohhh my god.

hey! Hugh Laurie is the king of American accents!

ahh, true. i mean non-actors really, because i thought hugh laurie was american for the longest time. i mean people that have no training in it :P

LOL that's true. I thought Hugh was an American for at least a year, and to this day I remember when I first found out that he was English and that was in summer of 2006 in the car. lol, it's a wonder how i remember such things. People who have terrible American accents are the best.

Chocolate addict Chris Martin

 

 

Chris Martin says chocolate is "like crack".

 

The clean-living Coldplay frontman claims the confectionary treat is as addictive as the illegal class A drug crack cocaine.

 

When asked to name his favourite chocolate bar, Chris said: "Any chocolate - it's like crack you know - you can never have a bad one."

 

Chris soon realised his mistake and attempted to apologise for his comments by telling BBC Radio 1: "Please let me backtrack, if you're into something and you like it a lot then that's... Of course crack is a bad thing, I'm heavily into chocolate. I was only joking and I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry."

 

When Coldplay first started in the music business they reportedly had two rules - to share all their profits equally and fire any band member caught using hard drugs.

 

However, bass player Guy Berryman denied the claims last month, insisting: "We don't really have any rules. The important thing is just our relationships."

 

Later in the same UK radio interview Chris joked that if he could take one item to a desert island with him, he would choose "pills which make you never say anything stupid ever again".

 

http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/chocolate-addict-chris-martin.html

poor chris.. he was so embarassed when he said that crack thing

I know, as I like to say, "the poor dear" :P

 

Chris Martin says chocolate is "like crack".

 

The clean-living Coldplay frontman claims the confectionary treat is as addictive as the illegal class A drug crack cocaine.

 

When asked to name his favourite chocolate bar, Chris said: "Any chocolate - it's like crack you know - you can never have a bad one."

 

Chris soon realised his mistake and attempted to apologise for his comments by telling BBC Radio 1: "Please let me backtrack, if you're into something and you like it a lot then that's... Of course crack is a bad thing, I'm heavily into chocolate. I was only joking and I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry."

 

When Coldplay first started in the music business they reportedly had two rules - to share all their profits equally and fire any band member caught using hard drugs.

 

However, bass player Guy Berryman denied the claims last month, insisting: "We don't really have any rules. The important thing is just our relationships."

 

Later in the same UK radio interview Chris joked that if he could take one item to a desert island with him, he would choose "pills which make you never say anything stupid ever again".

 

http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/chocolate-addict-chris-martin.html

 

oh my god, i don't know whether i should laugh or get angry. i cannot BELIEVE someone thought that was newsworthy!

 

i guess its not cool to say that in the UK, because people say "_____ is like crack" all the effing time in america. I say it all the effing time--that's why i cracked up, because chris was using "my" phrase. i hope this article is tongue-in-cheek and i'm just not getting it :P