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I am indeed! I got a really nasty burn on my arm though, and it hurts like hell :(

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I am indeed! I got a really nasty burn on my arm though, and it hurts like hell :(

 

How come? Were the pasties too hot??:stunned:

How come? Were the pasties too hot??:stunned:

 

Nah the pasties were safely in the oven, but the 160oC oil they use to fry stuff was hot. Very hot. Burn your arm in half a second hot. Youch! :shocked2:

Nah the pasties were safely in the oven, but the 160oC oil they use to fry stuff was hot. Very hot. Burn your arm in half a second hot. Youch! :shocked2:

 

So did you have to go and see Doc Martin over in Portwen??:rolleyes:

So did you have to go and see Doc Martin over in Portwen??:rolleyes:

 

Once again, just because its a very small place, it doesn't mean I know everybody here. :rolleyes:

Although, as it happens, I have met Doc Martin in the past, they were filming part of a Christmas special at my dad's work, and he bought me along to help out. But thats a different story...

 

But I didn't go and see a doc about the burn, although I probably should have...

I just made do with a really strange gooey thing they gave me at work and a bandage. :rolleyes:

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we should have an award for that :wacky:

 

 

 

no no actually..i wanted to have less categories to vote in..

we can always just boot out any of the other ones and add this one ..it's much more important:smug::P

we can always just boot out any of the other ones and add this one ..it's much more important:smug::P

 

:rolleyes:

mark i better be your best man!

 

i would give a cracking speech! :laugh3:

 

I get the feeling it'd be full of yolks :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(for those who didn't notice, i just tried to do a Mark. cracking -> egg -> yolk. geddit? no? me neither :cry:)

I get the feeling it'd be full of yolks :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(for those who didn't notice, i just tried to do a Mark. cracking -> egg -> yolk. geddit? no? me neither :cry:)

oh yeah...if u hadnt of mentioned at the bottom i wouldnt have had a scooby doo :laugh3:

oh yeah...if u hadnt of mentioned at the bottom i wouldnt have had a scooby doo :laugh3:

 

Well that was pretty scrappy then wasn't it? :rolleyes:

you are getting good at the Markisms:rolleyes:

you are getting good at the Markisms:rolleyes:

 

Do I get, err, top marks for that? :laugh3:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT DO IT JAKEY! NO!!! oh no...... he really is turning into mark II.

 

Dr. House, get your team together. this is going to be a tough case.

Do I get, err, top marks for that? :laugh3:

 

you know he is just going to come in here with an outburst of :rolleyes: , any second now...

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Can you really blame a guy for trying? I just wanna be cool like Mark! :P

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Can you really blame a guy for trying? I just wanna be cool like Mark! :P

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Then you'll have to leave Cornwall, stop eating pasties and change your name first!!:P

 

Jake Coolwock??:rolleyes:

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as Jake would say.. I'd hit it!

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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