These r funny :)

 

Question:"This question is for Chris - are you exhausted after playing

a show or are you energized?"

Chris:"Um, thats a great question. Jonny?"

 

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Chris: "My little brother doesn't really like Coldplay, he's into

heavier stuff..."

Interviewer: "Like metal?"

Chris: "No, fatter singers."

 

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Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

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Interviewer: what are you afraid of?

Jonny: Heights

Crowd: Awwwww

Chris: Jon their saying awww

Jonny: Thats great thanks!

Interviewer:chris?

Chris: Young Canandian girls and Jonny telling me I’m an idiot.

 

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lol ;)

hahaha the first one.... hahaha

Any links to these quotes, i.e. video/audio etc, would be much appreciated. I'd love to hear those form the horses mouths so to speak!

My emoticon-based reactions:

 

 

:lol:

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:inquisitive:

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:laugh3:

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:rolleyes5:

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Question:"This question is for Chris - are you exhausted after playing

a show or are you energized?"

Chris:"Um, thats a great question. Jonny?"

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

please give us links to videos or audio

links

 

sorry for a late reply, forgot about the thread.....

 

(link is at the bottom of the page)

 

But here are more quotes:

At the Riverbend show during Everything’s Not Lost

Chris:

"when I counted up my demons

saw there was one for everyday

I wish we looked more like the backstreet boys

and a little less like coldplay”

 

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On a radio show they were told to set a question for the audience to

answer to win a prize. Will spent ages and ages thinking of one and was

chuffed when he came up with:

Will: "Okay, thought of one. What was the name of the EP that we had 500

copies made of.."

Chris: "Safety!"

Will: "You prick!! "

 

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Chris: 'I did an interview yeaterday entirely in French- isn't that handy when your'e in Barcelona?'

 

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Interviewer: Congrats you have won an award for best direction'

Chris: 'What best erection?'

 

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'No words can express the joy of being in Coldplay. Let me translate it by this sound: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...'

 

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Interviewer: 'Oh that's right, you like chocolate don't you?'

Chris:' Yeah chocolate and bondage.'

 

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Interviewer: 'Which member of the coldplay looks best naked?'

Chris:'Jonny is very reserved, but I think at the moment he's the one

 

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Band Aid 20 person: 'We are just about to start and he's got his hands down his troussers.'

Chris: 'Well, I do have long arms.'

 

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Chris (About Band Aid 20): 'This isn't going to be cheesy is it?'

 

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Chris: "Yeah happy birthday to Will, fifteen years old today!"

Will: "I went to see my first 15 film this morning."

Chris: "And we got him a Bic razor."

 

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Interviewer: 'What's up you two? Are you in love?'

Chris and Jon: 'We are' (Chris leans over and kisses Jon on the check

 

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Chris: 'I can't stop farting

 

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Chris (to Jon as he is having his photo taken): '...and the lovely boy here is ignoring me is Jonny. Jonny, tell the camara what a lovely boy you are, show the that face...'

 

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Chris: 'No, I'm just saying I care about albums more than my own hygeine. I stink but I'm in the greatest band in the world.'

 

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Chris:"We are all going to die when George Bush gets his way."

 

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Jonny: I'm kind of like each member of the band in some way-I've got a bit of Guy's nerdiness,a bit of Will's calmness and a bit of Chris'curly hair!

 

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Chris :"Those have been the two biggest chanllenges of my life: trying to follow Radiohead, and trying to follow Brad Pitt."

 

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Chris :” That's what we have to remember: We're only on our third record. Pokemon was huge for a while, but that hasn't really lasted. At this point, I feel like we're the new wazzzzup!"

 

 

 

the link i got these quotes from arent recorded or anything, i just found them written down,

so here's the site :) :

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=2466813

sorry, wrong site ...........

this is the right one.

http://www.coldplayzone.it/_coldplay_quotes.asp

Thanks sophie!

 

And thanks Chris, you are awesome :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe0vfITgZpE&feature=related

 

Chris: "Why did I play it? Well...because....cause otherwise I would've just stayed at home and masturbated..."

Interviewer: 'What's up you two? Are you in love?'

Chris and Jon: 'We are' (Chris leans over and kisses Jon on the cheek)

AWWWWWWWW :blush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe0vfITgZpE&feature=related

 

Chris: "Why did I play it? Well...because....cause otherwise I would've just stayed at home and masturbated..."

 

 

HAHAHA!:laugh3:

He is so weird :D!

Jonny: Well, we really like the cover because it's got some boobs on it. :rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe0vfITgZpE&feature=related

 

Chris: "Why did I play it? Well...because....cause otherwise I would've just stayed at home and masturbated..."

 

I will never forget the very first interview/ clip thing my mother ever saw of Chris, was the above. My brother and I just burst out laughing and he's like "sorry mom." Oh lord, it just figures lol.

Chris: "Nikolai Gorbachev rather be in coldplay."

I will never forget the very first interview/ clip thing my mother ever saw of Chris, was the above. My brother and I just burst out laughing and he's like "sorry mom." Oh lord, it just figures lol.

 

hehehehe. First impressions....

Love it

mmmm I just put my quote then..............

 

“It’s weird that whatever else is on your mind, whether it’s the downfall of global economics or terrible environmental troubles, the thing that always gets you most is when you fancy someone” — Chris Martin