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The Oracle is a shit and doesn't know their head from a hole in the ground. You want to know something. You want real answers. Then ask the Angie!

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Why does the Oracle ignore all of our awesome questions, why doesn't he/she love us? :bigcry:

Yes :P "The Oracle is a shit and doesn't know their head from a hole in the ground." does not suffice, mighty Angie is unable to answer Coldplay questions...

 

Or can she :stunned:

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Why does the Oracle ignore all of our awesome questions, why doesn't he/she love us? :bigcry:

The Oracle wouldn't know a good question if it bit the Oracle on the ass. The Oracle was never hugged as a child so it is incapable of love.

Angie rules :)

 

What can you tell me about a Spell a Rebel Yell please dear Angie O great one

 

(I love it but it's too short in the dload, will it come out on EP ?)

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Is that your question to Angie? :thinking:

Is this your question Ian? :dozey: Stop watching Manure, they are rotting your brain.

Dear Great Angie,

 

Are Chris and Jonny in love?

 

:wink3:

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Yes :P "The Oracle is a shit and doesn't know their head from a hole in the ground." does not suffice, mighty Angie is unable to answer Coldplay questions...

 

Or can she :stunned:

Are you questioning the great Angie's knowledge? The Angie may have to fuck you up!

My apologies for doubting you great Angie. You are truly awesome. :crown:

Dear Angie,

 

is it true that the image on the AROBTTH album cover represents one of the members?

O dear Angie, what are the guys doing right now ???

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Angie rules :)

 

What can you tell me about a Spell a Rebel Yell please dear Angie O great one

 

(I love it but it's too short in the dload, will it come out on EP ?)

The Angie has it on vinyl so the Angie doesn't care if it comes out on EP.

Is this your question Ian? :dozey: Stop watching Manure, they are rotting your brain.
:laugh3:At least you beat the Oracle for timeliness :P
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Dear Great Angie,

 

Are Chris and Jonny in love?

 

:wink3:

Duh! :rolleyes:
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Dear Angie,

 

is it true that the image on the AROBTTH album cover represents one of the members?

In the Angie's world "member" has a whole different meaning, so no.

Dearest Angie,

why they didn't ever performed I Ran Away live?

Dear Great All-Knowing Angie,

 

How did Jonny get to be so beautiful?

:rolleyes:

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O dear Angie, what are the guys doing right now ???

Thinking dirty thoughts...guys are always thinking dirty thoughts. :sneaky:

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Dearest Angie,

why they didn't ever performed I Ran Away live?

Because they know how much we want to hear it. Bastards!
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Dear Great All-Knowing Angie,

 

How did Jonny get to be so beautiful?

:rolleyes:

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet. Because it just is. :)

I love this thread ! :lol: The Angie answers everything !!!!!

:lol: Angie's given us more interesting answers in 5 minutes than the Oracle's given us in 5 days!!

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