A thread for the catastrophic clumsy cadavers of Coldplaying...

 

THE TRIPPY.

I'm really clumsy :wacko:

 

I nearly fell over just before, I stumbled when I caught my foot on the hem of my trackies

It happens all the time.

I'm a catastrophic clumsy cadaver of Coldplaying... :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well no.. not really :uneasy: ..but I love seeing little kids fall :laugh3:

damn it!! I was supposed to have 2732 posts all day!! damn you Emma!!!!

I am a bit of a Klutz I will admit.

 

Well its hard!! You are walking, listening to Coldplay, you forget theres a lamp post ahead of you...

 

:P

^^ :laugh3:

I trip over things really weird, just lose my footing by the ground or curb and if there is a girl I do that and make a complete fool of myself. Im and idiot!!

I.... uh, tripped on a branch that wasn't really there while walking to school the other day. Well, actually, it WAS there, but it was in a spot that, according to my brother, is impossible to trip on. :embarassed:

 

But naturally, I was somehow able to trip on it. :dozey: And my foot got all caught in the branch, so I fell flat on my face on the side of the road. And I couldn't get up, because the branch was stuck on my shoe. So my brother eventually helped me up, but I had already busted my knee open and banged up my foot. Which is still bleeding right now.

 

:sick:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I totally would've laughed if I saw it happen to someone else, though. :laugh3:

This isn't really a falling over story but I once walked into a full length glass door because I thought it was just nothing. I tried to walk outside, bam, fell flat on my ass.

I did that once too, t'was holidays - it was 12am, after a looong car drive, arrived at our cottage place, and I really had to use the bathroom... smack, right into the glass sliding door.

i feel like it's always better to trip or fall when you're walking with a friend or someone, because then you can laugh about it with them and make it seem like nothing. the other day, i was walking alone to class and tripped, clumsily catching myself before falling, and i must have looked like an idiot to the people behind me. yet i had no one to laugh about it with or anything, so i just had to walk on like nothing had happened, even though about 10 people must have seen me :P

 

my worst tripping and falling story is this, though: i had just been appointed prefect of the high school back in my old school, and it had been something i really really wanted. needless to say, i was really happy. the school's headmaster, who was key in giving me the job, had just shook my hand and i thanked him, and then i had a minute to myself, so i started to jump around the gym and dance like an absolute idiot, even though my entire grade was still there and could see me. i didn't really care until i landed funny and fell flat on my face, yelping a bit and making a huge crash so everyone got quiet and looked over at me on a heap on the floor, including the headmaster who i had just so cordially and maturely spoken to. it was rather hilarious, and i was so happy that i wasn't really that embarrassed, but the worst part was standing up and realizing that both my knees were absolutely gushing blood, to the point where i probably should have gotten stitches because they took ages to heal and i still have the scars :lol:

Sometimes.. when I'm about to look out the window.. I don't see realize the window is actually there :sick:

How disappointing. I thought this was the official drug thread.

*pout*

^^ :laugh3:

I've done that thing where you get the front of your foot caught in your trouser leg.....happened to me going down stairs too :lol: :cry:

I'm one of those people who ends up covered in mysterious bruises from absent-mindedly walking into things. I'll sideswipe the coffee table, forget about it a second later, and wonder where that big brown blob on my leg came from two days later.

How disappointing. I thought this was the official drug thread.

*pout*