could it be, but i doubt that he runs as for a marathon daily ;)

 

Well NOBODY does that. You'd end up in hospital!!

 

However, it's quite possible that Guy runs 10k a day or something like that.;)

^ Guy does run everyday ! and I totally agree he lost so much weight on the end of the Latin American tour in '07 and like never gained it back :( and then with all his running he just needs a good old pig out !

P.S. the slim fit jeans don't help !

Why do I get the feeling that this is another one of Chris's silly comments taken way too seriously? ;)

So it seems he really IS Guy-le Gebrselassie!!:rolleyes:

Do you think he runs around the big venues like Chris did on the Live 2003 DVD's tour diary?

^ he does ! and he has been quoted as saying "he will run right past the crowd but no one will notice him" those crowds must have been crazy

So. Suggested songs for the next tour:

 

In My Face.

Viva La Feeder.

Violet Fill.

Chocs

Don't Picnic.

Twix You

Blubbers In Japan

A Rush of Food To The Head.

Pork

The Hardest Tart or The Lardest Part.

Pies.

Polisick.

Chinese Takeaway Chant

 

:rolleyes:

lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

veggie pies... so there is no point to get fat with that... :uhoh:

 

 

oh yes there is. Just because a pie is filled with veggies doesn't meant that there isn't tons of fat in there..

So. Suggested songs for the next tour:

 

In My Face.

Viva La Feeder.

Violet Fill.

Chocs

Don't Picnic.

Twix You

Blubbers In Japan

A Rush of Food To The Head.

Pork

The Hardest Tart.

Pies.

Polisick.

 

:rolleyes:

 

Everything's Not Lard

Life Is For Eating

Cod Put A Smile upon Your Face

 

:rolleyes:

oh yes there is. Just because a pie is filled with veggies doesn't meant that there isn't tons of fat in there..

anyway they would be fatter if they take meat pies... :uhoh:

Ham - sterdam

 

Strawberry Swing (oh wait, that's really a title! :dozey:)

 

:rolleyes:

Roflmao

:laugh3: You're guys are too good.

 

One from me:

Broth and sip

:laugh3: You're guys are too good.

 

One from me:

Broth and sip

 

Well actually, Broth-ers and Sipsters would work fine!:rolleyes:

oh yes there is. Just because a pie is filled with veggies doesn't meant that there isn't tons of fat in there..

That's true! :uhoh:

 

You pie eater! :wacky:

Viva La Feeder!

 

I used to booze the world

Barrels dry when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

Piss in the streets I used to own

 

I used to roll the ice

Feel the fear in the publican's eyes

Listen as the crowd would sing:

"Now the old king is drunk! Long drink the king!"

 

One minute I fe-el boozy,,

Next the trousers, don't fit me

And I discovered that my waist-line stands

Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of cans

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are just a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

Once you've gone there was never,ever a healthy curd

That was when I boozed the world!

(Ohhh)

 

It was the wicked and wild tins

Broke them all, and scoffed therein.

Shattered diets and the sight of crumbs

People couldn't believe how fat I'd become

Dieticians wait

For my head on a silver plate

Just a fatty on a lonely string

Oh who would ever want to be thin?

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

I was thinking about Roses instead of Moses... but it takes too much thinking about

 

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

 

We have a winner!

Mmm.

Thanks!

I used to booze the world

Barrels dry when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

Piss in the streets I used to own

 

I used to roll the ice

Feel the fear in the publican's eyes

Listen as the crowd would sing:

"Now the old king is drunk! Long drink the king!"

 

One minute I fe-el boozy,,

Next the trousers, don't fit me

And I discovered that my waist-line stands

Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of cans

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are just a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

Once you've gone there was never,ever a healthy curd

That was when I boozed the world!

(Ohhh)

 

It was the wicked and wild tins

Broke them all, and scoffed therein.

Shattered diets and the sight of crumbs

People couldn't believe how fat I'd become

Dieticians wait

For my head on a silver plate

Just a fatty on a lonely string

Oh who would ever want to be thin?

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

I hear Jerusalem artichokes are singeing,

Roman meals we are a-bingeing

Be my breakfast, my lunch and dinner

The Michelin stars are such a winner!

For some reason I can't explain

I know Weight- Watchers won't call my name

Never a healthy curd

And that was when I boozed the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

:idea2: for HWSTW album, can someone sing those lyrics.

 

that would be cool :D

We have a winner!

 

Something tells me it might have been "prepared earlier" though...........................

 

:rolleyes:

Something tells me it might have been "prepared earlier" though...........................

 

:rolleyes:

 

No... I've haven't been "feeding" (if you'll pardon the pun) the press (or Christ Martin for that matter).

 

The inspiration was a post of yours actually... "Viva La Feeder!" :)

No... I've haven't been "feeding" (if you'll pardon the pun) the press (or Christ Martin for that matter).

 

The inspiration was a post of yours actually... "Viva La Feeder!" :)

 

Well in that case, for posterity, I think it's appropriate to re-post my award-winning lyric for "All This Time" by Michelle Fatmanus (remember her?).

 

"All this time,

I've eaten a hundred cakes today,

I look like a whale you've gotta say,

Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?

 

All this time,

This is bl**dy awful song,

Which just drones on and on and on,

My singing career won't last for long.......................... "

 

(and it didn't).:P