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Open Letters Innit'

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Dear Nathan,

 

One month has passed and Babel has returned, along with Jimenez. The problem now bothering me is Jimenez seems to want to leave, and I have been Eyre-advised to give him a new contract, but my board is restricting me to 57k per week and he wants 68k.

 

Also, Newcastle are 16th and looking like a good bet for relegation (again, not irl). If they go down I shall surely nab Oba/Owen/Defoe.

 

Yours even more worryingly,

Jack.

Dear Peter Kay,

Your new program (Britains got the pop factor and possibly a new celebrity jesus christ soapstar strictly on ice), ROCKED,

Keep on rocking!!!,

 

Yours,

Si.

your friendly :dozey:

 

ditto :dozey:

Dear Jack,

 

Well that is a bit of a bitch. I still can't tie Owen down :( it's ok though, he's not even getting a start atm as Zarate is in amazing form. The team's form however is very unstable, winning some, losing others, it's not good enough to guarantee Europe again and we have to step up our game.

 

Yours boredily,

Nathan

Dear Nathan,

 

Yes, it sucks. I've already sold Zarate. But we shall see. I do think I need to slash some wages but I don't have a lot of highly paid players. I think I'm going to coast out the season, I'm expecting to finish 7th or 8th and then see if they give me a better budget.

 

In any case, I'm going out to stand in a queue for ages to get into a bar before giving up and coming home to play more Football Manager.

 

Yours leavingly,

Jack.

Dear tiredness

 

Please, oh please just go the hell away

 

No loves,

Emma

Dear weird little girls and boys on this thread,

 

Quit messing up this board with your annoying posts!

 

<3 talkingonsquareone89

 

 

P.S.: yeah you know who you are, you new members of this year...

Hahahahahahaha :lol:

Dear life,

 

Please come back to me

 

Love, Ale :dozey:

Dear Government,

 

Fuck you!!!

 

Yours genuinely,

 

L.M

,Yours trulee = Arazmire

I wish i wouldnt have missed your classes during all of my school years

 

Deer Language teacher

dear sooooo damn good looking boy from my school,

i know your going to see keane at 7th november, please go there with ME!

love, dani

:cry:

Dear Aleluvscp,

 

Aww, don't take it so offensively....part of the letter was meant to be said with a little cheek. ;)

 

<3 talkingonsquareone89

 

 

your friendly :dozey:

Dear Coldplay92,

 

Indeed I am. :dozey: If you do think about it, I could've been a lot more of a troll with what I said before and throw a massive flamethrower at everyone. But that's not my thing.

 

talkingonsquareone89

 

 

ditto :dozey:

Dear DeathAndAllHisFriends,

 

:thumbsup:

 

talkingonsquareone89

 

 

Hahahahahahaha :lol:

 

Dear KoC,

 

Well....I couldn't resist. Current time, current mood, current posts...made it a perfect opportunity. :D

 

talkingonsquareone89

 

(P.S.: olol it's awesome that I can actually refer to you as KoC...as long as i'm not tempted to write "KFC")

Dear Saraa

 

Do you still mean what you said a month ago?

Should I forgive you?

 

From Me.

Dear life

 

I am bored

Entertain me with something insanely random

 

Thanks

-E

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