Good one Chris! @d

Did it take place on Violent Hill??:rolleyes:

 

Oh baby, it's a violent world....

Oh baby, it's a violent world....

 

"We live in a violent world"??:rolleyes:

Look, you can't just go around going "OH HAHAHA LOLOLOLOL" every time someone gets punched in the face, whether the giver or recipient be celebrity or not.

"We live in a violent world"??:rolleyes:

 

What I quoted was a lyric from the suspected LIT version lyrics.

News Bites: Chris Martin Flails Weakly At Paparazzi Due To Vegan Diet

 

Coldplay's Chris Martin didn't appreciate an editor from British music magazine Q joking about his wife's ex-fiancee Brad Pitt.

 

In an exchange with Martin about other people Chris and wife Gwyneth Paltrow have jokingly allowed each other to sleep with - editor guy brought up Brad. "She was engaged to him, you f*cker," was Martin's response as well as "c*nt" and a "swift blow to the chest."

 

Which was probably just kind of a brush with a limp hand and a collapse to the ground because that bitch can't throw a punch. All he eats is Gwyneth's macrobiotic bullshit. He needs an IV not a brawl.

 

http://www.infosjeunes.com/News-Bites-Chris-Martin-Flails-Weakly-At-Paparazzi-Due-To-Vegan-Diet_a130808.html

 

For some reason they've added pictures from Q Awards:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Great way to attract attention.

oooooh nice pictures .never seen them before.

 

 

the article is so childish,its funny

:(hmmm...i can't belive it's true...

"punched" - a little bit exaggerated, or?

fellas, what do you think: true - or beefed-up?

he is so charming and nice and careing...it irritates me...:(

 

what's his problem?????? he can stand any comparison with any guy on this planet!

he must loose his insecurity!

 

 

clueless...soundslike

That article writer is frickin rude

If I ever see that editor I'm gonna rearrange his ugly face with my fist! Leave Chris alone!

Never gonna believe any of their shitty, worthless articles until I see photographic proof!

yeah well Chris is better looking than Brad

 

.

Chris Martin was "just fooling around" when he punched a reporter at London's Q Awards this month, a pal of the Coldplay frontman tells the Daily News (New York).

 

Martin had revealed to Paul Rees, editor of Q music mag, that he and Gwyneth Paltrow have what some married couples call a "Get out of jail card" - an all-access pass for one affair. Paltrow was OK with Martin's choice of any of the members of Girls Aloud, and he'd approved the guys in Westlife for her. But according to holymoly.co.uk, when Rees countered, "You could have at least told her Brad Pitt," Martin blurted out, "She was engaged to him, you f-ker!"

 

Rees tried to apologize and put his arm around Martin, who swiftly punched him in the chest -- in jest? But Chris, really -- Girls Aloud? Talk about going out for hamburger when you have steak at home.

 

Source: nydailynews.com

Chris Martin was "just fooling around" when he punched a reporter at London's Q Awards this month, a pal of the Coldplay frontman tells the Daily News (New York).

 

Martin had revealed to Paul Rees, editor of Q music mag, that he and Gwyneth Paltrow have what some married couples call a "Get out of jail card" - an all-access pass for one affair. Paltrow was OK with Martin's choice of any of the members of Girls Aloud, and he'd approved the guys in Westlife for her. But according to holymoly.co.uk, when Rees countered, "You could have at least told her Brad Pitt," Martin blurted out, "She was engaged to him, you f-ker!"

 

Rees tried to apologize and put his arm around Martin, who swiftly punched him in the chest -- in jest? But Chris, really -- Girls Aloud? Talk about going out for hamburger when you have steak at home.

 

Source: nydailynews.com

 

Well that rather depends on which one. I bet he wouldn't choose Sarah or "the ginger-haired one"!!:P

I think Nicola is really striking. I love her porcelain skin. :idea2:

I think Nicola is really striking. I love her porcelain skin. :idea2:

 

Aha! But you're not a guy!!:rolleyes:

Doesn't mean I can't appreciate when a girl looks good. :P

Doesn't mean I can't appreciate when a girl looks good. :P

 

But not from a male perspective!!:P

Anyway, I bet if you ran a poll on which member of Girls Aloud was most attractive, she would come last!!:rolleyes:

Maybe. Maybe not. Let's do it :P

Maybe. Maybe not. Let's do it :P

 

Be my guest.:rolleyes:

Make sure you post a photo of them to help, though.

Nah, I was only kidding. There's not many on the board who would even know who they were :D

But not from a male perspective!!:P

Anyway, I bet if you ran a poll on which member of Girls Aloud was most attractive, she would come last!!:rolleyes:

 

yeah..she definately would :rolleyes:

 

how did we get from chris getting punched to girls aloud anyway? :rolleyes:

Nah, I was only kidding. There's not many on the board who would even know who they were :D

 

That's where the photo comes in.;)

yeah..she definately would :rolleyes:

 

how did we get from chris getting punched to girls aloud anyway? :rolleyes:

 

Because Chris fancies Girls Aloud. But yes, we have strayed off topic slightly :P

yeah..she definately would :rolleyes:

 

Comedy gold!!:D

 

 

 

how did we get from chris getting punched to girls aloud anyway? :rolleyes:

 

Take a look at the article.;)