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CHRIS MARTIN BUYS BREAD MAKER!!!!

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I didn't believe you or anything... but that's not something I would joke about, personally.

shots a bit drastic :P

I've changed it to something far more pretty-boy-ish, as the Green Day fans call him :D

i was really confused for a second about why buying a bread maker is sad, but now i see the title was changed. ah.

 

i thought maybe this year he bought 12 bread makers as christmas gifts rather than 12 henry hoovers (or however many he bought) :lol:. i thought maybe chris had some sort of inordinate love for household appliances :P

The original title was that Chris was shot.

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:lol: breadmaker!

I have to admit with the new title this made me laugh

 

 

 

It's so sad, he bought a breadmaker! How can he eat bread?

 

 

 

:lol:

:lol:

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once.

 

if you vote more none of your votes will count.

SO DONT VOTE TWICE!

hahahaha when i saw this i re-read the title of it like seven times really really really slowly to see if i was missing something :D

I thought to myself... does this mean Gwyneth has decided to go "modern" on Chris, and so Chris had to run out and get her a bread maker?:laugh3: This could be serious!! The next thing, and Martha Stewart might show up at their door stoop!

bread maker!!! :lol:

and knowing Chris' cooking skills he'll probably break the thing..... :lol:

and knowing Chris' cooking skills he'll probably break the thing..... :lol:

 

I can imagine hahahahahaha :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

poor Chris.......... :lol:

 

But now we're back to 50%................. VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!

yes we gotta VOTE people!!!

Haha, bread maker! I didn't understand what was going on :D

 

I voted!!

Bread maker???? :shocked3: :shocked3: :shocked3:

 

Keep campaigning people!! :thumbsup:

  • 11 months later...
and knowing Chris' cooking skills he'll probably break the thing..... :lol:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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