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CHRIS MARTIN IS NO STUNNER.

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I wouldn't go near him.

 

He's lucky to not have met me, i'd egg him in the arse so that the shell sticks in his bum like glass.

 

 

But u wont go near him, so he'll be fine :)

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Who is your idea of a stunner then?

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I honestly laughed out loud haha.

Well someone who doesn't look like a horse with a goofy gormless expression and a balding bonce

 

THAT'S WHO.

Maybe you should post a picture of yourself and than we can judge if your a stunner or not:rolleyes:

hey, dude, do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life? why don't you go touch yourself, that'd be more productive than what you're doing now, lowlife :)

I Take back what I said in the other thread, I don't like you and that's not because you don't like Chris but that you can be bothered to come on here and say it with the intent, obviously to annoy people!

Just out of curiosity, did you bring your friends with you or did they follow you here?

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Nippy Performance is ace. I only come to create amusement, a conversation builder and general excitement. Plus i love to see people feel so strongly about some random man.

 

I suppose it shows that there is some faith...not the right word...commitment to a specific genre of music maybe? Such a strong love for a band i'm not a fan of. It interests me how different people have different interests in things i personally wouldn't care about. Then again i'm sure no one around here is a King Crimson fan...it seems the case for the Future Sound Of London. That thread of mine bombed in the other music forum.

 

The truth is, i've never listened to an entire Coldplay album, i actually don't know how many albums they have and could only name maybe 2? One of the two may well be merely a song as apposed to the album.

 

Either way, i don't fancy Chris Martin in the same way i think Thom Yorke is waaayyyy ugly and Radiohead are probably my favourite band.

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Oh i just want people to converse rather than discuss stupid things like Noah in the park. I'd find it more exciting if Noah got his arm stuck in a rail and it took 20 fire crew members, an entire police force, a helicopter, local residents, a mystic and a siamese cat to rescue him. Now THAT would be a thread worth reading.

He is hugely talented and and has a lovely personality, I find that extremely attractive. Hes no stunner, but hes no minger either.

^I disagree with u.Chris is extremely good looking and has nice blue eyes.The eyes are a stunner for me.and as for the frozen person.......I would suggest u lock urself in a room or admit urself in a mental asylum.Who knows what u may do to other people just to "amuse" yourself

I found this thread rather amusing than annoying :)

I understand people have different tastes on everything.

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OMG that sig with his head and drool written underneath it LOL.

 

Also someone said he had a good personality. Erm how do people know this if they've never met him and never had a proper conversation with him. Bizarro.

stop nagging! You're so shallow! FYI: people are more then just looks. Did you not know that?

I wouldn't be talking shit if I was you's

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