woohoo37 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Original Trascript from here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1137203/The-Dark-Dark-Knight-Why-Christian-Bale-Hollywoods-Mr-Angry.html This thread is for 'coldplay_is_louve' ;) Enjoy. Could be better but could be worst...... BALE: ... kick your f*****' a*s! I wanted a date for Philly you f*****' p****! MARTIN: I'm sorry. BALE: No, don't just be sorry! Think for one f*****' second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you touring Philadelphia or not? MARTIN: Erm..... BALE: Do I f*****' walk around and unplug your instruments - no, shut the f*** up, Martin! .....no! Nnno! Don't shut me up! MARTIN: I'm not shutting you up. But I've got Moses on line 1. BALE: Am I gonna walk around and rip Will's f*****' snare drum a new one? In the middle of a show? Then why the f*** are you just touring right through? 'Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,' like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don't you f*****' understand?......Gimme a f*****' answer! What don't you get about it? MARTIN: I was looking at the light. BALE: Ohhhhh, goooood for you! Fan of religion are we?? And how was it? I hope it was f*****' good, because it's to late now for extra dates isn't it? MARTIN: I'm sorry. BALE: F***'s sake, man, you're amateur. Champion!! you have f*****' somethin' to say to this *****? CHAMPION : I just didn't see this coming. We thought we had all bases covered. But please lay off my snare drum thou. BALE: Well, somebody should be f*****' watchin' the dates and keepin' an eye on them. CHAMPION: Fair enough. BALE: It's the second time that you guys doesn't give a f*** about what dates you do..... MARTIN: I absolutely apologise. I'm sorry, We did not mean anything by it. BALE: You're unbelievable, man. You're un-f*****'-believable. Number of times you're touring' around in the background. I've never had a band behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don't f*****' understand what it's like workin' with musicans, that's what that is. MARTIN: No, that's not. BALE: That's what that is, man, I'm tellin' you! I'm not askin', I'm tellin' you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. MARTIN: No, what it is, Berryman broke his G string on his bass so we had to delay the....... BALE: [sound of something being knocked over] I'm gonna f*****' kick your f*****' a*s if you don't shut up for a second, alright? VARIOUS VOICES: Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian...'Hare Krishna'... it's cool, it's cool. BALE: I'm gonna go, you want me to f*****' untune Buckland's guitar? Do you want me to f*****' trash it? Then why are you trashin' my life? MARTIN: We're not tryin' to trash. BALE: You are trashin' my life! You do it one more f*****' time, and I ain't buying another Coldplay record if you release another one. I'm f*****' serious. You're a nice guys! You're a nice guys! But that don't f*****' cut it when you're ***********' and ******' around like this on tour dates! CHAMPION: I got it, I know, I get it. BALE: Yeah, you might get it, Martin doesn't f*****' get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! CHAMPION: I know. Good adjustments, OK? For real. Honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds, just for five seconds. BALE: No, I don't need any f*****' walkin'! He needs to stop talkin'! CHAMPION: I get that! BALE: I ain't the one walkin'! Seriously, man, Coldplay and me, we're f*****' done now. F*****' a*ses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_love23 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm pretty sure Debs is around.. let's not make ourselves look weird :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 hah! wow, um, this made me laugh!!! :laugh4:! it's odd, but it made me laugh. :D thanks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 dance remix [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48]YouTube - Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix![/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woohoo37 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm pretty sure Debs is around.. let's not make ourselves look weird :\ ??? surely there is nothing wrong with this post - its a parody thats all. just trying to give folks a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_love23 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 dance remix omg I have that on my ipod! ~hides from embarrasment~ it's quite catchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pris Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 :lol: But Lauren, i don't think Debs would be more shocked by this thread than by Angie's avi :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 :laugh4:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woohoo37 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT6WK7hKPeQ]YouTube - Christian Bale Rant on Terminator Salvation Set (Arnie Remix)[/ame] .....Bale vs Arnie......... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMwh2OVvwgo]YouTube - christian bale on set freakout REMIX[/ame] ....Another remix. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsc6MKGlqNM]YouTube - The Dark Rant[/ame] ....With clips of TDK lmao!!! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trTYjlCzvps]YouTube - Christian Bale Fluffttonix Remix[/ame] .....Batman/American Psycho remix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adelina Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 HAHAHAHA!!! REALLY good one!!!:laugh3: Seriously now: really sorry for those who were disappointed in the new tour dates announcement today. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plug_in_coldplaying Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 :lol: But Lauren, i don't think Debs would be more shocked by this thread than by Angie's avi :P :happy2: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlight Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 BALE OUT REMIXES FTMFW!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Well you're a sad fucking person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMagpie Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 ^Watch out, Debs might be watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolour TX Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 dance remix That's the best one I've seen yet !!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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