Original Trascript from here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1137203/The-Dark-Dark-Knight-Why-Christian-Bale-Hollywoods-Mr-Angry.html

 

This thread is for 'coldplay_is_louve' ;)

 

Enjoy. Could be better but could be worst......

 

 

 

BALE: ... kick your f*****' a*s! I wanted a date for Philly you f*****' p****!

 

MARTIN: I'm sorry.

 

BALE: No, don't just be sorry! Think for one f*****' second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you touring Philadelphia or not?

 

MARTIN: Erm.....

 

BALE: Do I f*****' walk around and unplug your instruments - no, shut the f*** up, Martin! .....no! Nnno! Don't shut me up!

 

MARTIN: I'm not shutting you up. But I've got Moses on line 1.

 

BALE: Am I gonna walk around and rip Will's f*****' snare drum a new one? In the middle of a show? Then why the f*** are you just touring right through? 'Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,' like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don't you f*****' understand?......Gimme a f*****' answer! What don't you get about it?

 

MARTIN: I was looking at the light.

 

BALE: Ohhhhh, goooood for you! Fan of religion are we?? And how was it? I hope it was f*****' good, because it's to late now for extra dates isn't it?

 

MARTIN: I'm sorry.

 

BALE: F***'s sake, man, you're amateur. Champion!! you have f*****' somethin' to say to this *****?

 

CHAMPION : I just didn't see this coming. We thought we had all bases covered. But please lay off my snare drum thou.

 

BALE: Well, somebody should be f*****' watchin' the dates and keepin' an eye on them.

 

CHAMPION: Fair enough.

 

BALE: It's the second time that you guys doesn't give a f*** about what dates you do.....

 

MARTIN: I absolutely apologise. I'm sorry, We did not mean anything by it.

 

BALE: You're unbelievable, man. You're un-f*****'-believable. Number of times you're touring' around in the background. I've never had a band behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don't f*****' understand what it's like workin' with musicans, that's what that is.

 

MARTIN: No, that's not.

 

BALE: That's what that is, man, I'm tellin' you! I'm not askin', I'm tellin' you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise.

 

MARTIN: No, what it is, Berryman broke his G string on his bass so we had to delay the.......

 

BALE: [sound of something being knocked over] I'm gonna f*****' kick your f*****' a*s if you don't shut up for a second, alright?

 

VARIOUS VOICES: Christian, Christian, Christian, Christian...'Hare Krishna'... it's cool, it's cool.

 

BALE: I'm gonna go, you want me to f*****' untune Buckland's guitar? Do you want me to f*****' trash it? Then why are you trashin' my life?

 

MARTIN: We're not tryin' to trash.

 

BALE: You are trashin' my life! You do it one more f*****' time, and I ain't buying another Coldplay record if you release another one. I'm f*****' serious. You're a nice guys! You're a nice guys! But that don't f*****' cut it when you're ***********' and ******' around like this on tour dates!

 

CHAMPION: I got it, I know, I get it.

 

BALE: Yeah, you might get it, Martin doesn't f*****' get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it!

 

CHAMPION: I know. Good adjustments, OK? For real. Honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds, just for five seconds.

 

BALE: No, I don't need any f*****' walkin'! He needs to stop talkin'!

 

CHAMPION: I get that!

 

BALE: I ain't the one walkin'! Seriously, man, Coldplay and me, we're f*****' done now. F*****' a*ses.

I'm pretty sure Debs is around.. let's not make ourselves look weird :\

hah! wow, um, this made me laugh!!! :laugh4:!

 

it's odd, but it made me laugh. :D thanks!!

dance remix

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48]YouTube - Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix![/ame]

I'm pretty sure Debs is around.. let's not make ourselves look weird :\

 

??? surely there is nothing wrong with this post - its a parody thats all. just trying to give folks a laugh!

dance remix

 

 

omg I have that on my ipod!

~hides from embarrasment~ it's quite catchy.

:lol:

 

But Lauren, i don't think Debs would be more shocked by this thread than by Angie's avi :P

:laugh4:!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT6WK7hKPeQ]YouTube - Christian Bale Rant on Terminator Salvation Set (Arnie Remix)[/ame] .....Bale vs Arnie.........

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMwh2OVvwgo]YouTube - christian bale on set freakout REMIX[/ame] ....Another remix.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsc6MKGlqNM]YouTube - The Dark Rant[/ame] ....With clips of TDK lmao!!!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trTYjlCzvps]YouTube - Christian Bale Fluffttonix Remix[/ame] .....Batman/American Psycho remix.

HAHAHAHA!!! REALLY good one!!!:laugh3:

 

Seriously now: really sorry for those who were disappointed in the new tour dates announcement today. :(

:lol:

 

But Lauren, i don't think Debs would be more shocked by this thread than by Angie's avi :P

 

:happy2: :laugh3:

BALE OUT REMIXES FTMFW!!!!!!

Well you're a sad fucking person

^Watch out, Debs might be watching.

dance remix

 

That's the best one I've seen yet !!!! :D