THE COLDPLAYING ARMY

F.U.C.K. O.F.F

Fighting Useless Crappy Kings Of Full-of-themselves Fuckers

 

KINGS: Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Chris Martin.

ROYAL ADVISOR: Phil Harvery.

 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=125200760639

 

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I STILL RULE THE WORLD.

RISE WHEN STUFF GETS HURLED.

IN THE MORNING I GET ON THE PHONE.

SHOUT IMMATURE THINGS TO ALL THESE HATER DRONES.

 

I HERE MY EARS A RINGING.

SOME ASS TELLIN' ME HOW TO BE SINGING.

HOLD ON TO MY MIRROR, MY SWORD, MY SHIELD.

FUCK THEM OVER WHEN I WIELD.

FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN.

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE A BRAIN.

THE BEACH BALL HIT THEM WHEN IT CURLED.

AND THATS HOW I RULE THE WORLD.

 

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The 8 commandments of the army

 

1) Thou' shall shit on Coldplay haters.

2) Thou shall double shit on celebrity Coldplay haters.

3) Thou' shall triple shit on people who think Coldplay stole their songs.

4) Thou' shall bring me a cookie every thursday.

5) Thou' shall defend Coldplay at all times.

6) Thou' shall love Coldplay to the death.

7) Thou' shall always seek to rumble Coldplay haters.

8) Thou' shall identify Coldplay haters to the army!!!

 

 

THE CURRENT HIT LIST

 

- PAPPARAZI

- Joe "go fuck himself" Satriani

- Kid "because he acts like a 2 year old" Rock

- The Creaky "because they sound like shit" Boards

- Plant and "I am as boring as fuck" Krauss

- Liam "thick head" Gallagher

- Alan "McDonalds Standard" McGee

- Corey "Gory" Taylor

- Johnny "rotten" Rotten

- Miley "something"

- Jonas "Moanas" Brothers

- Perez "pee on his head" Hilton "like the last name of that slapper"

- Ashlee "Mashlee" Simpson

- Avril "stinks like Bovril" Lavigne

- Mad "which is sad, a fad, bad, and not rad" TV

- Dani "Flithy" Filth

- Slip"drip-a-lot"knot

- The "Shit" Brit awards

- Michael "whose taste has been eaten" Deacon

 

- Some dutch guitarist who said CP stole Clocks :angry:

- Paul "Dud" Rudd

- The two nameless assholes that stole Guy's shoes and posted pics of him drunk on myspace

 

 

 

TO ENROLL IN THE ARMY SIMPLY POST IN THIS THREAD WITH SOME HATE AGAINST THE HATERS

 

 

 

 

 

 

yay, I love it!!!

yes!! go thread!

so many haters.......its about time we turn them in :evil: :P

DAMN STRAIGHT.

 

FUCK ALISON KRAUSS AND ROBERT PLANT TOO.

 

 

FUCK 'EM.

 

 

lol.

 

but seriously. fuck em.

GRRRRRRR

 

WHEN DO WE GET TO KILL?? :veryangry2:

yes i am part of this coldplay army...

yAH!! Chris put some pics of Alison kraus and that Plant dude up there with kid rock and satri-shit too!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes!!!!

 

Kid Rock is cunt!!!

OOOOH

 

 

and we can all wear the French Revolutionary Costumes cause they're armyish.

 

 

Best dressed army ever.

GRRRRRRR

 

WHEN DO WE GET TO KILL?? :veryangry2:

Ale!!!!

 

Love the new Avi:D

Alright, plant and krauss coming up, I have an idea ;).

Every COLDPLAY hater will flee at the sight of our great army. Then we will find them and punish them.:devil:

OOOOH

 

 

and we can all wear the French Revolutionary Costumes cause they're armyish.

 

 

Best dressed army ever.

 

that is EXACTLY what i said too!! haha yes and we can wave flags of the Viva La Vida album in the air too...

:dance: Yay! But I think we're missing quite a few people from that hit list :thinking:

LIAM GALLAGHER. WATCH YOUR BACK!!!

 

BOOOOO, Alan McGee.

Ok I will add people as time goes on :D!!

 

NEW PIC BEING ADDED

loll nice one.

maybe we should calm down a bit..plant and krauss didn't do anything..

haha ya all those ppl can fuck themslves! ^^ haha Plant looks like an ugly mofo in that pic- o wait he always looks like that :evil:

Add this one Chris

 

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52970

They shall perish in their fright of the coldplaying army!

 

Could you, Jizo, change the "though"s to "thou"s for me please in the commandments?

Ok I will add people as time goes on :D!!

 

NEW PIC BEING ADDED

 

yes, they will submit to COLDPLAY and declare Viva la Vida as album of the year!

Since it crosses commandments and Coldplay, shouldn't we all worship Moses?:rolleyes: