Jayzo Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 THE COLDPLAYING ARMY F.U.C.K. O.F.F Fighting Useless Crappy Kings Of Full-of-themselves Fuckers KINGS: Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Chris Martin. ROYAL ADVISOR: Phil Harvery. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=125200760639 ~~~~~ I STILL RULE THE WORLD. RISE WHEN STUFF GETS HURLED. IN THE MORNING I GET ON THE PHONE. SHOUT IMMATURE THINGS TO ALL THESE HATER DRONES. I HERE MY EARS A RINGING. SOME ASS TELLIN' ME HOW TO BE SINGING. HOLD ON TO MY MIRROR, MY SWORD, MY SHIELD. FUCK THEM OVER WHEN I WIELD. FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE A BRAIN. THE BEACH BALL HIT THEM WHEN IT CURLED. AND THATS HOW I RULE THE WORLD. ~~~~~ The 8 commandments of the army 1) Thou' shall shit on Coldplay haters. 2) Thou shall double shit on celebrity Coldplay haters. 3) Thou' shall triple shit on people who think Coldplay stole their songs. 4) Thou' shall bring me a cookie every thursday. 5) Thou' shall defend Coldplay at all times. 6) Thou' shall love Coldplay to the death. 7) Thou' shall always seek to rumble Coldplay haters. 8) Thou' shall identify Coldplay haters to the army!!! THE CURRENT HIT LIST - PAPPARAZI - Joe "go fuck himself" Satriani - Kid "because he acts like a 2 year old" Rock - The Creaky "because they sound like shit" Boards - Plant and "I am as boring as fuck" Krauss - Liam "thick head" Gallagher - Alan "McDonalds Standard" McGee - Corey "Gory" Taylor - Johnny "rotten" Rotten - Miley "something" - Jonas "Moanas" Brothers - Perez "pee on his head" Hilton "like the last name of that slapper" - Ashlee "Mashlee" Simpson - Avril "stinks like Bovril" Lavigne - Mad "which is sad, a fad, bad, and not rad" TV - Dani "Flithy" Filth - Slip"drip-a-lot"knot - The "Shit" Brit awards - Michael "whose taste has been eaten" Deacon - Some dutch guitarist who said CP stole Clocks :angry: - Paul "Dud" Rudd - The two nameless assholes that stole Guy's shoes and posted pics of him drunk on myspace TO ENROLL IN THE ARMY SIMPLY POST IN THIS THREAD WITH SOME HATE AGAINST THE HATERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay45 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 yay, I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzybear Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 yes!! go thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzybear Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 so many haters.......its about time we turn them in :evil: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 DAMN STRAIGHT. FUCK ALISON KRAUSS AND ROBERT PLANT TOO. FUCK 'EM. lol. but seriously. fuck em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 GRRRRRRR WHEN DO WE GET TO KILL?? :veryangry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotcheese2768 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 yes i am part of this coldplay army... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzybear Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 yAH!! Chris put some pics of Alison kraus and that Plant dude up there with kid rock and satri-shit too!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yes!!!! Kid Rock is cunt!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOOOH and we can all wear the French Revolutionary Costumes cause they're armyish. Best dressed army ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 GRRRRRRR WHEN DO WE GET TO KILL?? :veryangry2: Ale!!!! Love the new Avi:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayzo Posted February 11, 2009 Author Share Posted February 11, 2009 Alright, plant and krauss coming up, I have an idea ;). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay45 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Every COLDPLAY hater will flee at the sight of our great army. Then we will find them and punish them.:devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzybear Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 OOOOH and we can all wear the French Revolutionary Costumes cause they're armyish. Best dressed army ever. that is EXACTLY what i said too!! haha yes and we can wave flags of the Viva La Vida album in the air too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlost92 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 :dance: Yay! But I think we're missing quite a few people from that hit list :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 LIAM GALLAGHER. WATCH YOUR BACK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlost92 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 BOOOOO, Alan McGee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayzo Posted February 11, 2009 Author Share Posted February 11, 2009 Ok I will add people as time goes on :D!! NEW PIC BEING ADDED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 loll nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotcheese2768 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 maybe we should calm down a bit..plant and krauss didn't do anything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzybear Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 haha ya all those ppl can fuck themslves! ^^ haha Plant looks like an ugly mofo in that pic- o wait he always looks like that :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Add this one Chris http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52970 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeahhright Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 They shall perish in their fright of the coldplaying army! Could you, Jizo, change the "though"s to "thou"s for me please in the commandments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay45 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Ok I will add people as time goes on :D!! NEW PIC BEING ADDED yes, they will submit to COLDPLAY and declare Viva la Vida as album of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Since it crosses commandments and Coldplay, shouldn't we all worship Moses?:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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