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The Coldplaying Army

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maybe we should calm down a bit..plant and krauss didn't do anything..

 

Their mere existance is enough.

 

Anything that harms Coldplay, is automatically an enemy.

 

 

I sound crazy.

 

 

edt: also the All American Rejects... ew

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They shall perish in their fright of the coldplaying army!

 

Could you, Jizo, change the "though"s to "thou"s for me please in the commandments?

 

Hehe, I knew I'd have fucked up the spelling :P.

Their mere existance is enough.

 

Anything that harms Coldplay, is automatically an enemy.

 

 

I sound crazy.

 

 

Oh but they did, they stole Album of the Year from COLDPLAY.

Johnny Rotten

"I pity the poor b*****s who have to watch them. They are utterly humourless."

 

"I met them a few years ago, said hello and realised they were just men in anoraks. They looked like a gang of little poncey masturbators.

 

"There is no fun, they don't offer joy. Their music has a couple of quite nice tones here and there but it's a box of tosh sold to slightly inadequate, half-baked people."

 

 

 

 

 

Umm... he won't be spared.

Who wants to make the Coldplaying Army's facebook group? Someone who is good at making groups.

Johnny Rotten

"I pity the poor b*****s who have to watch them. They are utterly humourless."

 

"I met them a few years ago, said hello and realised they were just men in anoraks. They looked like a gang of little poncey masturbators.

 

"There is no fun, they don't offer joy. Their music has a couple of quite nice tones here and there but it's a box of tosh sold to slightly inadequate, half-baked people."

 

 

 

 

 

I love this guy:lol:

 

 

he's so clever

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And his name lends himself so well to something to put int he middle :rolleyes:.

haha I am totally joining this. Ready to fight for Coldplay!! :smug:

Are we going to use this army to invade and overthrow the Coldplaying Committee?:P

I love this guy:lol:

 

 

he's so clever

 

Really? He's a total dickhead.

 

Look at his criminal history.

Are we going to use this army to invade and overthrow the Coldplaying Committee?:P

 

:stunned: good idea

Really? He's a total dickhead.

 

Look at his criminal history.

I know but his word choice is just so hilarious

idk i think we can join up and rise against coldplay haters but not for people that didn't do anything like plant and krauss...

Johnny Rotten

"I pity the poor b*****s who have to watch them. They are utterly humourless."

 

"I met them a few years ago, said hello and realised they were just men in anoraks. They looked like a gang of little poncey masturbators.

 

"There is no fun, they don't offer joy. Their music has a couple of quite nice tones here and there but it's a box of tosh sold to slightly inadequate, half-baked people."

 

 

 

 

 

Umm... he won't be spared.

 

 

 

 

who the fuck is this loser anyway???

kill him :veryangry:

 

 

and yeah?? why does Mr. Lush not want to fight for his boys erick??

I know but his word choice is just so hilarious

 

Yeah.. It was pretty amusing TBH.

idk i think we can join up and rise against coldplay haters but not for people that didn't do anything like plant and krauss...

 

they sabataged the voting erick...they gave the grammy judges sexual favors for they would even be nominated

 

KILL UM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well first we need like an anthem song.

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