I'm signing up for the coldplay army.......

 

I say Death and all of his friends to all coldplay haters,.................

 

yee-uh! :dance:

BUMP!

 

 

Chris de Burgh.........whatev. the fuck his name is is dissing our boys...this constitutes as Crimes Against Coldplay....he shall be severly punished!! :evil: muhahah

"Chris de Barf"? Eh, I'll leave it to Jizo to come up with a good name.

 

This guy falls into the "hypocrite" category. I believe the proper punishment for that is being thrown into the Tickle Machine for eternity, and I'm pretty sure our legal advisers approved of that as indeed being torture, thus making it quite appropriate. :evil:

"Chris de Barf"? Eh, I'll leave it to Jizo to come up with a good name.

 

This guy falls into the "hypocrite" category. I believe the proper punishment for that is being thrown into the Tickle Machine for eternity, and I'm pretty sure our legal advisers approved of that as indeed being torture, thus making it quite appropriate. :evil:

 

:evil:

:sneaky:

THE COLDPLAYING ARMY

F.U.C.K. O.F.F

Fighting Useless Crappy Kings Of Full-of-themselves Fuckers

 

KINGS: Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Chris Martin.

ROYAL ADVISOR: Phil Harvery.

 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=125200760639

 

~~~~~

 

I STILL RULE THE WORLD.

RISE WHEN STUFF GETS HURLED.

IN THE MORNING I GET ON THE PHONE.

SHOUT IMMATURE THINGS TO ALL THESE HATER DRONES.

 

I HERE MY EARS A RINGING.

SOME ASS TELLIN' ME HOW TO BE SINGING.

HOLD ON TO MY MIRROR, MY SWORD, MY SHIELD.

FUCK THEM OVER WHEN I WIELD.

FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN.

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE A BRAIN.

THE BEACH BALL HIT THEM WHEN IT CURLED.

AND THATS HOW I RULE THE WORLD.

 

~~~~~

 

The 8 commandments of the army

 

1) Thou' shall shit on Coldplay haters.

2) Thou shall double shit on celebrity Coldplay haters.

3) Thou' shall triple shit on people who think Coldplay stole their songs.

4) Thou' shall bring me a cookie every thursday.

5) Thou' shall defend Coldplay at all times.

6) Thou' shall love Coldplay to the death.

7) Thou' shall always seek to rumble Coldplay haters.

8) Thou' shall identify Coldplay haters to the army!!!

 

 

THE CURRENT HIT LIST

 

- PAPPARAZI

- Joe "go fuck himself" Satriani

- Kid "because he acts like a 2 year old" Rock

- The Creaky "because they sound like shit" Boards

- Plant and "I am as boring as fuck" Krauss

- Liam "thick head" Gallagher

- Alan "McDonalds Standard" McGee

- Corey "Gory" Taylor

- Johnny "rotten" Rotten

- Miley "something"

- Jonas "Moanas" Brothers

- Perez "pee on his head" Hilton "like the last name of that slapper"

- Ashlee "Mashlee" Simpson

- Avril "stinks like Bovril" Lavigne

- Mad "which is sad, a fad, bad, and not rad" TV

- Dani "Flithy" Filth

- Slip"drip-a-lot"knot

- The "Shit" Brit awards

- Michael "whose taste has been eaten" Deacon

 

- Some dutch guitarist who said CP stole Clocks :angry:

- Paul "Dud" Rudd

- The two nameless assholes that stole Guy's shoes and posted pics of him drunk on myspace

 

 

 

TO ENROLL IN THE ARMY SIMPLY POST IN THIS THREAD WITH SOME HATE AGAINST THE HATERS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

Let's kick some ass!

^ YEAH MAN, war to the morons! :veryangry2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh3:

Hello my name is Joe Satriani and I have put a stop on Coldplay's passports preventing them from visiting South America. I would say something about the kitty killing but I find it quite arousing.

AHH!! that Kitty Killer Satriani!!! :veryangry:

What is the story about kitty killing? :confused:

BUMP! :P

 

lots more losers need to be added to the list Jizo! ;)

 

including the creepiest fansite eva!! church of chris martin, how dare they declare war on us!!! we have an army jerks!! heehay!!

FUCK SLIPKNOT!! THEY CAN'T COME CLOSE TO COLDPLAY.. THEY ARE ALL LOSERS AND SO ARE THE HATERS... WE'LL WIPE THEM ALL OUT 1 DAY MY FELLOW FRIENDS..

What a great bump, Liz! :D

 

And hi, spies555.

Stuff the haters....Im in.

My suggestions (which aren't the best):

 

Corey "Failure" Taylor

"Fat Cat" Stevens

"Blasphemous" Church of Chris Martin

I'm completely late, but Asslee Simpson and Avril "I'm so punk rawk even though I've never heard of the Sex Pistols!!" Lasagna have had the gall to talk shit about Coldplay at some point? Seriously? Bwhaha.

im not sure if they talked shit, if i remember correctly, Assley :P simpson tried to steal Square One and make her song sound just like it or something..............and Avil, she butchered the Scientist by making a horrible cover of it :sick: only Chris can sing that song!!

NO ONE CAN SING COLDPLAYSONGS!!!!!

ONLY CHRIS!!!!!!

^^ Agreed!

I would LOVE to kill anyone who talks shit about Coldplay! I was just talking about that in another thread. lol

I love this thread

CUNTS THE LOT OF THEM! All of them especially Perez Hilton smear themselves in shit. Although I'd personally lynch and burn Hilton. Also Plant and Krauss? Fucking cringeworthy!

Erm what about Thom Yorke?