February 22, 200917 yr Butterfly band-aid? that's so badass, Joe! :P And yeah, facebook is acting really weird at the moment. *kicks it* (Why am I still here?! IT'S TOO ADDICTING :bigcry:)
February 22, 200917 yr u can't masturbate or give me handjobs either joe..so u better preserve those fingers!
February 22, 200917 yr Ya! After some cut medicine and a butterfly bandage im good. Should survive with flying colors:P Wooo! hah hah. have you guys ever seen the can i have our number? video from madtv? its hilarious!! and brother and i will just start randomly saying the lines from it!:laugh3:
February 22, 200917 yr Butterfly band-aid? that's so badass, Joe! :P And yeah, facebook is acting really weird at the moment. *kicks it* (Why am I still here?! IT'S TOO ADDICTING :bigcry:) YAY for zoe still being here!!! i know, i hate facebook when its like that!!:angry:
February 22, 200917 yr Butterfly band-aid? that's so badass, Joe! :P And yeah, facebook is acting really weird at the moment. *kicks it* (Why am I still here?! IT'S TOO ADDICTING :bigcry:) Well not like an actually butterfly. Like the one with two flaps on the sides so it closes the cut..:P
February 22, 200917 yr Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
February 22, 200917 yr u can't masturbate or give me handjobs either joe..so u better preserve those fingers! :stunned:
February 22, 200917 yr Author u can't masturbate or give me handjobs either joe..so u better preserve those fingers! aw, too bad for you! haha
February 22, 200917 yr have u guys seen the fuck my life thread it is great..i just love reading these now.. http://www.fmylife.com/top?page=2
February 22, 200917 yr YAY for zoe still being here!!! i know, i hate facebook when its like that!!:angry: *starts to reply* NO. I'm leaving! I need to leave! Good night, everyone! :P *throws computer out window*
February 22, 200917 yr Wooo! hah hah. have you guys ever seen the can i have our number? video from madtv? its hilarious!! and brother and i will just start randomly saying the lines from it!:laugh3: BAHAHHA! my friend michael and i will just randomly say that whole freaking thing. we were in band last year together, and everyone started doing it. the people in the row in back of me tried to make me laugh while playing, saying "the back of yo head, is ridikulusss!" all year:lol:
February 22, 200917 yr have u guys seen the fuck my life thread it is great..i just love reading these now.. http://www.fmylife.com/top?page=2 That website is fucking hilarious!!!! I love it:laugh3:
February 22, 200917 yr Author *starts to reply* NO. I'm leaving! I need to leave! Good night, everyone! :P *throws computer out window* haha goodnight zoe! @erick: yes, unfortunately i wrote a personal fml in that thread.
February 22, 200917 yr Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML hah hah! but, ouch! that sucks!!
February 22, 200917 yr *starts to reply* NO. I'm leaving! I need to leave! Good night, everyone! :P *throws computer out window* :( by zoe! talk to you later!:D
February 22, 200917 yr Author Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML hah hah! but, ouch! that sucks!! wait, are they all true stories?
February 22, 200917 yr BAHAHHA! my friend michael and i will just randomly say that whole freaking thing. we were in band last year together, and everyone started doing it. the people in the row in back of me tried to make me laugh while playing, saying "the back of yo head, is ridikulusss!" all year:lol: omg same!!! i always randomly go up to my friend and say "the back o yo head is ridikolouuuuusssssss"
February 22, 200917 yr ok my jaw dropped when i read this one...... Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
February 22, 200917 yr Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML that SUCKS! Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML :stunned:
February 22, 200917 yr Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
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