February 22, 200917 yr Author my friend totally could have created that website. she started saying fuck my life all the time last year. before that site even became popular. she didnt even know that it existed until recently.
February 22, 200917 yr Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML that SUCKS! Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML :stunned: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Oh that actually sucks so bad!!!
February 22, 200917 yr Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML
February 22, 200917 yr Okay, last post, I swear!! Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML Someone actually did the same thing to me when we went to buy food for my grandfather's funeral this past summer :uhoh: okay, now I'm saying this for real- GOOD NIGHT. :P
February 22, 200917 yr :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Oh that actually sucks so bad!!! i know!!!!! oh erick, that one is so mean! that guy's an ass!
February 22, 200917 yr Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML :laugh3:
February 22, 200917 yr today i broke up with joe.FML today coldplay broke up.FML Oh shit that last one is just a tragedy!!!! :(
February 22, 200917 yr today i broke up with joe.FML today coldplay broke up.FML DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT COLDPLAY BREAKING UP!!!!!!!!!!
February 22, 200917 yr Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML :shocked2: :laugh3: :laugh3:
February 22, 200917 yr ok i'll stop posting those now so how is everyone? even though i've probably asked this like 7 times
February 22, 200917 yr Author haha damn erick! you better watch it! :lol: where in the HELL did chris go? :angry:
February 22, 200917 yr DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT COLDPLAY BREAKING UP!!!!!!!!!! I know seriously!!! That day...is when the world will end!!!
February 22, 200917 yr Author I know seriously!!! That day...is when the world will end!!! i hope i die before that day.
February 22, 200917 yr u know how edward tells bella he didn't plan to live after she died..so when he thought she had died he went to kill himself...this is what i told my friends i would to if coldplay broke up!
February 22, 200917 yr Author u know how edward tells bella he didn't plan to live after she died..so when he thought she had died he went to kill himself...this is what i told my friends i would to if coldplay broke up! oh my god that's like, a PERFECT description!
February 22, 200917 yr yeah i'm off to bed as well..good night love u guys..i now want to dream about twilight..
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