No this is not whiner's paradise, just a thread for one of my online obsessions:

http://www.fmylife.com/

 

 

"Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML"

 

"Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML"

 

 

Welcome to share your own FMLs or post some from the site.

this is kind of a 'fail' thread, right?

 

 

 

EDIT: i checked, there are some good ones :laugh3:

I guess is more like I fail at life thread...I'm not that sure:thinking:

 

 

EDIT: I checked too....hilarious :laugh3:

"Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML"

I'll have to remember that one :laugh3:

:o :laugh3::laugh3:

 

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

wanna banned the next person who asks you that Ian?:lol:

BALACK OBAMA already did, 7 times :P

he wanted to be a mod??:stunned:

"Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession". FML

 

 

thats sad....

He wanted to rule the world

"Today, I introduced myself to the Pakistani group I joined at my school by saying my name was Jahan. They all laughed. Apparently my name is slang for FATASS. Thanks Mom. "

 

 

haha

^hahahhahahahaha :lol:

good site!

 

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

 

:lol:

This is your obsession warning!

 

"Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML"

they are good, yeah:cool:

 

may we think of some new ones?

^ this is the place to post your personal FMLs too.

How was your day? FML?

Some of this people have really messed up parents!....haha

"Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!".

 

HAHAHAHa

^ this is the place to post your personal FMLs too.

How was your day? FML?

 

 

no, it wasn't a FML day, just a normal day.

:thinking:...... been so long without a FML moment!:D

My friend showed the site to me a couple weeks ago, it is fucking hilarious:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

It's late, after midnight, I think it's safe to post this one:

 

"Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on.

I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small."

I was checking my voicemails. FML"

"Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahahahahaha

It's late, after midnight, I think it's safe to post this one:

 

"Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on.

I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small."

I was checking my voicemails. FML"

:laugh3::laugh3:

"Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML"

 

 

:lol: