chipotle Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 No this is not whiner's paradise, just a thread for one of my online obsessions: http://www.fmylife.com/ "Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML" "Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML" Welcome to share your own FMLs or post some from the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawberryswinger Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 this is kind of a 'fail' thread, right? EDIT: i checked, there are some good ones :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I guess is more like I fail at life thread...I'm not that sure:thinking: EDIT: I checked too....hilarious :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML"I'll have to remember that one :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 :o :laugh3::laugh3: Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 wanna banned the next person who asks you that Ian?:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 BALACK OBAMA already did, 7 times :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 he wanted to be a mod??:stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A RUSH OF VIDA Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession". FML thats sad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 He wanted to rule the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A RUSH OF VIDA Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Today, I introduced myself to the Pakistani group I joined at my school by saying my name was Jahan. They all laughed. Apparently my name is slang for FATASS. Thanks Mom. " haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 ^hahahhahahahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 good site! Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipotle Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 This is your obsession warning! "Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawberryswinger Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 they are good, yeah:cool: may we think of some new ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipotle Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 ^ this is the place to post your personal FMLs too. How was your day? FML? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A RUSH OF VIDA Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Some of this people have really messed up parents!....haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A RUSH OF VIDA Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". HAHAHAHa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawberryswinger Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 ^ this is the place to post your personal FMLs too. How was your day? FML? no, it wasn't a FML day, just a normal day. :thinking:...... been so long without a FML moment!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 My friend showed the site to me a couple weeks ago, it is fucking hilarious:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipotle Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 It's late, after midnight, I think it's safe to post this one: "Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML Hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 It's late, after midnight, I think it's safe to post this one: "Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML" :laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 "Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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