Yes please :disappointed:

 

 

:wacky:

"Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML"

 

 

Hahahaha

:lol: :sick:

oh that's just luck there :laugh3: :anxious:

"Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML"

 

 

Hahahaha

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

:D :D :D

 

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She proceeded to tell me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

:lol:

Man I love Fuck My Life.

 

A lot of them are so clearly fake but it's funny just to imagine them being real

Man I love Fuck My Life.

 

A lot of them are so clearly fake but it's funny just to imagine them being real

 

haha yah, i wish i could come up with some good ones like they do. :lol:

One of my many FMLs, not a very proud moment:

 

I worked at a check-in counter and asked a man to fill out some registration forms.

He just looked at me in a weird way, so I kept asking him to fill out the forms.

I didn't realize until my colleague stepped in and took over: the man was blind. FML

One of my many FMLs, not a very proud moment:

 

I worked at a check-in counter and asked a man to fill out some registration forms.

He just looked at me in a weird way, so I kept asking him to fill out the forms.

I didn't realize until my colleague stepped in and took over: the man was blind. FML

 

ohhhh....:uhoh:

 

haha im surprised he didnt say anthing to you!

ohhhh....:uhoh:

 

haha im surprised he didnt say anthing to you!

I think he might have said "uhm..." and point at his white stick but I'm not sure. He probably did :shame:

A lot of them are so clearly fake but it's funny just to imagine them being real

 

Agreed. Seems like most of them would be fake to me, but like you said, it's amusing anyways.

This legit just made my night. haha :D

HIPEHOM

 

H-Hardcore.

I-Intelligent. All hardcore peeps be intelligent.

P-People. You gotta be people to be hardcore.

E-Ego. You gotta know you better than the posers.

H-Hardcore. The more the better.

O-(Get)Over(It)-Y'all can't sweat none of the small stuff. If someone don't like you, they a poser. Get over it.

M-Manly. Y'all gotta be manly to be hardcore. None of this COLD GAMES poser music. James Blunt. He's hardcore homies.

 

FML

I think you missed the point of "FML" a tad there chipotle

No, I don't think I did actually. Think about it.

I did think about it and you still did.

i got where you're coming from, but nathan's kinda right. :\

It was a long and derailed train. :uneasy:

Ice, please.

I think you missed the point of "FML" a tad there chipotle

 

True.

Just a tad? That's not so bad.

 

It still makes sense, but just to me apparently.

I failed. Ah well.

Fuck my life

 

No, it's not a suicidal rant like you thought it might have been.

 

Found this website, with some absolutely phenomenal stories. Gems.

 

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

 

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

 

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

 

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

 

And one which does not surprise me in the slightest...

 

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

 

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

 

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

 

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy a**holes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

you mean that marek?

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

 

A lot of people commented about how the profs take attendance, but my dad never takes attendance with his college classes. xD

"Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML"

 

I love this one.

thanks for merging mods,I even searched whether it hadnt been posted before and nothing came out