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F*** My Life

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hahaha my sister showed me this site the other day, it's hilarious

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Haha, the Darwin awards are funny. It was new to me, so thank you! It's a good thing that we're so stupid :)

 

I have spent some time with the Mindfuck Pictures lately.

Quite funny but I'm far too impatient. The idea, if you haven't heard of them, is to look for something weird in a picture that seems to be normal.

http://shitbrix.com/mindfuck/29-white-pen0r-br-br-black-feet-br-br-d

 

EDIT: Oh no, why did I post that one. It's not at all representative of the site. Look at this one in stead.

http://shitbrix.com/mindfuck/357-the-picture-is-turned

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FMYLIFE

 

has anyone else been on this site? its hilarious.

 

 

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

 

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

 

Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

 

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

 

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

Yeah there is.... I've read some stuff from that site and concluded that some ppl have really messed up friends/ family!:stunned:

threads merged :P

That is hilarious :lol:

 

Sometimes I really wonder if these stories are true, or some people are reallyu drags :D

Here's my own personal FML.

 

The angry old man in my office is telling me to calm down. FML

That is hilarious :lol:

 

Sometimes I really wonder if these stories are true, or some people are reallyu drags :D

 

:lol:

 

Here's my own personal FML.

 

The angry old man in my office is telling me to calm down. FML

 

:lol:

Here's my own personal FML.

 

F*** my life.

Here's my own personal FML.

 

F*** my life.

 

 

:lol: always spamming :lol:

here's my FML

 

I'm addicted to this site FML.

My co-worker thinks I'm having a breakdown. FML.

 

I can keep going with this all day.

i am too nice with people :sick: FML

i am too nice with people :sick: FML

 

Why is it a bad thing?:(

Ahlem is too nice to me. FML. :sick:

I don't want to say the name of the city so I'll say London instead ;)

 

I was buying a train ticket to get home. I went to the desk to buy it and said "One youth ticket to London, please" the assistant suspiciously looked at me for a while and then said "You are in London." FML.

Why is it a bad thing?:(

 

i am very very nice with people, it is not a good habit, it means that i'm naive :\

 

Ahlem is too nice to me. FML. :sick:

 

i am what i am with you ;)

i am very very nice with people, it is not a good habit, it means that i'm naive :\

 

 

 

i am what i am with you ;)

 

:nice:

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