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The Simon and Will Podcast

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Oh lord... at least Simon can speak English...

Golly gosh im so sorry i was hyper when I typed that... Please forgive me guvna!

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I like Charle's outtro on the second :wacko:

What him going dur dur dur dur something like that. xD Charles can be really annoying sometimes...

Oh yeah I forgot to mention people! There might not be a podcast on this weekend coming up (YEY!) Because I got a trip with ccf which is the cadet force like army and navy and its a trip to scotland for a week so I might see James... Joshing.

What a great shame for all the nation.

Weren't YOU paying attention to the joke? D:

 

Honestly, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. James said the tears were salty, then Will said "Sweet" so I made the obvious connection and asked him why he had said "Sweet" if they were on the subject of salty things. :thinking: Sorry if I'm missing something here, Emma.

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:laugh3:

Sextuple post. Blegghhhh! *the sextuple posts force me to vomit*

 

Honestly, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. James said the tears were salty, then Will said "Sweet" so I made the obvious connection and asked him why he had said "Sweet" if they were on the subject of salty things. :thinking: Sorry if I'm missing something here, Emma.

 

IRONY. Learn it.

what? wait.. is coolkid a friend of simon's? the other one of the podcast dudes?

IRONY. Learn it.

 

Ow. That hurt my feelings.

 

I understand irony. I'm not a moron. What's your problem, anyway?

Ow. That hurt my feelings.

 

I understand irony. I'm not a moron. What's your problem, anyway?

 

Just ignore her, her vagina is oozing this week.

But she acts like that most weeks. :disappointed: She keeps hurting my feelings. :cry:

there's only one logical way to settle this.

 

a wreslting match between you two in custard.

But she acts like that most weeks. :disappointed: She keeps hurting my feelings. :cry:

 

Ignore her she is like that :hug:.

there's only one logical way to settle this.

 

a wreslting match between you two in custard.

 

Good idea! *fetches custard* Hopefully we'll be so busy eating the custardy deliciousness we shall no longer hurt each others' feelings!!

oh you could wrestle each other in it and I could clean you guys up afterwards :P

I could clean you guys up afterwards

...That sounds REALLY sexual.

 

But maybe that's just my raging estrogen talking. :rolleyes:

 

Wait, no, it does, because we'd be covered in custard. And what's the best way to remove custard? Licking it up so none of the custardy deliciousness is wasted.

 

PEDOPHILE. :P

NO. THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ENGLISH-SPEAKER FROM ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD.

 

Just because you talk like every English-speaker outside of the U.S..... doesn't mean that... you can still spell right. So, there.

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:thinking:

I know, let's communicate using only emoticons from now on! :D

I know, let's communicate using only emoticons from now on! :D

 

I used almost that exact same line not that long ago.

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^Yes! I remember :D

what? wait.. is coolkid a friend of simon's? the other one of the podcast dudes?

Yeah im will..

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