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You: hi

Stranger: ho

You: ha

Stranger: hi

You: he

Stranger: haha

You: yes.

You: :)

Stranger: umm..

You: well...

Stranger: what?

You: i dunno...

Stranger: ............................??????

You: exactly

Stranger: i dont know

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

so :dozey:

i met a poet from nebraska:

 

Stranger: here

Stranger: i will show you a poem of mine...

Stranger: Tell me about love

 

Love is a warm wave

Washing over you when you hold her hand

Her touch carrying you away from this world

Leaving all its problems for one moment

 

Love is the anticipation of her call when the phone rings

How your heart melts away when you hear her voice on the other end of the line

Love is crying uncontrollably

And laughing without pause

 

Love is never once pointing out her faults

Or for that matter never noticing them

Love is seeing the most beautiful woman before your eyes

Even when she is feverish and sick

 

Love is a journey

It is driving all night in a storm just to hold her

Love is turning off the football game and watching her read

Love is the rush you get by smelling the top of her head

 

Love is the crushing pain you feel in your chest when you fear you may lose her

It is wanting to be frozen in her embrace for eternity

Love makes no sense

And shouldn’t

You: ok

Stranger: the end

You: i'm reading it now.

You: that will take some time, so hold on a bit, please

Stranger: ok

You: that's very lovely mark!

You: :)

Stranger: thanks

 

we talked on a bit.......

:lol:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: your items are 2.39 in cash, a paper towel, a turkey sandwich wrapped in tin foil, and a cell phone

 

You: HI HONEY!

 

Stranger: a man walks up to you and puts his hand on you right shoulder

 

Stranger: he is wearing shades and a black khat

 

Stranger: *hat

 

Stranger: a police vehicle is parked one block away

 

Stranger: exits are north, south, and east

 

Stranger: a fast food facilitiy is northeast

 

Stranger: you feel thirsty

 

Stranger: what do you do?

 

You: can i put the paper towel in my ass and pretend it's a fax

 

You: ??

 

Stranger: you do so

 

Stranger: the man looks at you strangely, then takes a pocket knife out

 

Stranger: what do you do?

 

You: i tell him god has send me a fax

 

Stranger: you tell hiim

 

Stranger: he stabs your neck

 

Stranger: game over

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ :lol:

Why do you guys always got awesome strangers? :thinking:

 

I often got the boring ones :veryangry2:

 

hey, don't be that bad to pandas, they are awesome animals, they can walk and play too

You even made me laugh louder :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: HI HONEY!

 

Stranger: WHY HELLO

 

You: I'M WINNIE POOH AND I'LL EAT YOU YAY!

 

Stranger: WELL, I'M A POACHER, AND I'LL KILL YOU AND STUFF YOU AND HANG YOU ON MY WALL!

 

You: BUT I'M SO CUTE!

 

Stranger: YOU'LL LOOK CUTER ON MY WALL! 8D

 

You: NO

 

Stranger: YES

 

You: YOU LOOK SEXY ON MY STOMACHACHE

 

Stranger: YOU'RE A STOMACHACHE >:U (on a side note, it's good to talk to random/awesome people on here)

 

You: YESH!

 

Stranger: HADOUKEN!

 

You: KORIUKEN!

 

Stranger: ...QUESO!

 

You: ...LECHE!

 

Stranger: I'M ON A YACHT, BITCH. I GOT MY KHAKI PANTS, AND MY PENNY LOAFERS

 

You: BUT YOU'RE IN FUCKIN' STOMACHACHE

 

Stranger: I'M ON A YACHT IN YER STOMACH

 

Stranger: IT'S A BIG STOMACH

 

You: MINE IS BIGGER. ME EATZ LOTZ OF STUFF

 

Stranger: MINE IS SAD

 

You: MINE WANTS TO MARRY YOURS :D

 

Stranger: BUT MY STOMACH GENDER IS THE SAME AS YOURS, REGARDLESS OF OUR ACTUAL GENDER. IT"S ILLEGALZORZ

 

You: BUT OUR STAMACHACHES THINK GOBERMENT IS FUCKIN RETARDED CUZ THEIR AGAINST LOVE

 

You: SO THEY DONT CARE

 

Stranger: THE GOVERNMENT IS POOP.

 

You: YES. YOU'RE RIGHT.

 

 

You: SO WE WILL HAVE A WEDDING :]

 

Stranger: HUZZAH!

 

You: YAY!

 

Stranger: HOOYEAH

 

You: WOOOHOOO

 

Stranger: GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITY

 

You: YOYOYOYO!

 

Stranger: ALAS.

 

Stranger: I MUST LEAVE

 

You: BYE

 

You: nice conversation

 

Stranger: GOODBYE MY DEAR FRIEND

 

Stranger: Seriously.

 

You: take care lulz!

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

could we become friends yellow hill? you are so funny....

Sure why not.

Experiment on whether Omeglians like techno:

 

 

Stranger: hi~!

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: unce

You: you like techno

Stranger: no

Stranger: i don't like techno

You: unce

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

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You: you like techno?

Stranger: ur mom does

You: she does?

Stranger: ask her

You: no u

Stranger: no u

You: no u

Stranger: no u

You: no u

Stranger: ok

Stranger: fine

You: yay

Stranger: both

Stranger: 1

Stranger: 2

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Stranger: hey

You: GOOD DEN!

You: HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING

You: YOU LIKE TECHNOEZ?!?!?!??!

Stranger: very fine my dear chum

Stranger: I do like a bit of the prodigy

You: I approve

You: *stamps you on the forehead with a Stamp of Approval*

You: Good day, sir

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You: hehe

You: hehehehehhe

You: hehe

You: heh

You: hi

Stranger: hi...

Stranger: male?

You: hehehehehehehehehehehehe

You: you like techno?

You: heh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You: LMAO BUTTS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You: sunny dayyyy

You: sweepin the clouds away

You: where the air is sweeeeeeeeeeet

You: can you tell me how to get

You: how to get to sesame streeeeeet????

Stranger: ?? :DDD

You: you like techno?

Stranger: yep

You: hooray!

Stranger: okei :DD

You: BOOM! RUN AWAY!

You have disconnected.

 

One of the Omeglians just taught me a game, a very interesting game.

 

Awesome.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: :D

 

Stranger: D:

 

You: :O

 

Stranger: >:O

 

You: :-|

 

Stranger: :/

 

You: :-K

 

Stranger: >:N

 

You: :-~

 

Stranger: O:|

 

You: :-M

 

Stranger: d|-__-|b

 

You: :@)

 

Stranger: :LOLD

 

You: :-^

 

Stranger: ^^

 

You: :-u

 

Stranger: :-?

 

You: 8-%

 

Stranger: :()

 

You: B-}

 

Stranger: ><

 

You: |-d

 

Stranger: >>

 

You: x-Q

 

Stranger: Xp

 

You: &-&

 

Stranger: XD

 

You: :-h

 

Stranger: X.X

 

You have disconnected.

:dance:

that's great!

fun site! i'll try later! my 'partner' asked me if 140 lbs was to be fat :confused: i don't really understand lbs...

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Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual].

 

You: Muffins?

 

You have disconnected.

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You: Why does it always rain on me?

 

Stranger: Sorry?

 

You: why does it always rain on me?

 

Stranger: Because you forget your umbrella

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:dozey:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual].

 

You: Muffins?

 

You have disconnected.

:lol:

People are poopers.

 

You: Hallo

 

 

 

Stranger: hi

 

 

 

You: you like boys?

 

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual].

 

You: Muffins?

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

this made me LOL

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: HOLA

 

You: COMO ESTAS

 

Stranger: non parlo espagnolo

 

You: LO SIENTO

 

Stranger: parlo inglese, italiano, franchese

 

Stranger: (!!heheh)

 

You: TU ERES CATALAN

 

Stranger: o dio...

 

You: I LIKE CHEESE

 

Stranger: non sono di catalania

 

Stranger: anch'io

 

You: Y R U NOT SPEAKING ENGERLIGH

 

Stranger: not often

 

You: Y NOT

 

You: IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF CHAMPIONS

 

Stranger: because I am being accosted by a CAPITALS-FOND catalan

 

You: THAT IS UNFORTUNATE

 

You: YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOME GOOD SHIT

 

Stranger: that's life

 

You: DID I MENTION THAT I LIKE CHEESE

 

Stranger: you did

 

Stranger: wallace

 

You: I LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE ESPECIALLY

 

You: BUT IT GIVES ME BAD GAS SOME TIMES

 

Stranger: indeed

 

Stranger: serious problems

 

You: WHAT I DON'T HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS

 

Stranger: nothing a jacobs cracker couldn't cure

 

You: LOLQUE

 

You: WAT'S THAT

 

Stranger: well there's the cheese fixation

 

Stranger: then the gas...

 

Stranger: sounds serious

 

You: YOU ARE CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR SMART TALK

 

You: MY HEAD HURTS

 

Stranger: ah, not trying to be smart

 

You: I THINK I SHOULD HAVE SOME CHEESE

 

Stranger: I recommend it so

 

Stranger: wenslydale

 

Stranger: have fun stranger

 

You: NAWWW I LIKE ME SOME SHARP CHEDDAR AND PROVOLONE

 

You: THAT IS THE SHIT RIGHT THERE

 

Stranger: crackers

 

Stranger: too

 

You: NO YOU ARE A STRANGER

 

You: THAT IS WAT IT SAYS ON MY SCREEN

 

Stranger: go on, can't keep up with your cheese crusade

 

Stranger: have fun!

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You and your cheese obsession :lol:

How to scare away strangers:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: you wanna know a secret?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: it's about my hair

 

Stranger: tell me plz

 

Stranger: you hair

 

Stranger: yes?

 

You: yes

 

You: on my nose

 

You: on the top of my nose

 

Stranger: yes byebye

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: heyy

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: asl ?

 

You: what's a cock?

 

Stranger: another name for a rooster?

 

You: oh yes

 

You: I like it on soups

 

Stranger: why do you ask ?

 

You: because someone asked me

 

Stranger: about what

 

You: that

 

You: what are cocks?

 

You: and pussy?

 

You: like kitties?

 

Stranger: pussy is another word for cat

 

Stranger: sure

 

You: oh

 

Stranger: how old are you?

 

You: 1 year old

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: asl? :P

 

You: am I weird if I have hair on my tongue?

 

Stranger: uhm well, it's not so nermal :P

 

Stranger: normal*

 

You: no

 

You: do you want to see it?

 

Stranger: no thanks :P

 

You: come on

 

Stranger: nah

 

You: no really

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: im male

 

You: and I like to eat nails

 

Stranger: are you male?

 

You: no I like to eat my fingernails, can I eat yours?

 

Stranger: ok

 

You: yes or not?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: ok

 

You: would you like to eat mine?

 

Stranger: no

 

You: come on!

 

Stranger: you want to eat my dick

 

You: does it have nails on it?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Hi

 

Stranger: hi stranger

 

You: I like to hang out with hot wolves

 

You: and bears

 

Stranger: you like a nice big cock?

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: i like you.

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :(

Stranger: :)

You: :(

Stranger: :)

You: :'(

Stranger: :)

You: :''(

Stranger: :)

You: :/

Stranger: we are autists ><

You: we are......

Stranger: autistic ><

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :(

Stranger: :)

You: :'(

Stranger: :)

You: :/

Stranger: A wild pikachu appears !

You: OH NO

Stranger: ahmadinejad, go !

Stranger: ahmadinejad, attack nuke bomb !

You: no :(

Stranger: pickachu is K.O !

You: :(

Stranger: :)

You: :'(

Stranger: :)

You: i dont like you anymore.

Stranger: oh... :(

Stranger: are you french ?

You: no :(

Stranger: :(

:wacko: