Do you KNOW how much pee there is in the ocean? :uhoh:

We ALL release very small quantities of urine while being on the pool, however the ocean is full of sharks and jelly fish and whale pee so...

The beach 100%.

 

I go down to the one we have here like every week, even though it's polluted :uhoh:

 

I try to force myself to believe that it's nice anyway.

Whale piss is good for the skin.

Waterfall :cheesy:

We ALL release very small quantities of urine while being on the pool, however the ocean is full of sharks and jelly fish and whale pee so...

 

Uh, I don't know about everyone else, but...my sphincters are pretty good at making sure I don't pee in pools in any size quantities :uhoh:.

Do whales even pee? I mean, doesn't the water just flow through them? :uhoh:

Do whales even pee? I mean, doesn't the water just flow through them? :uhoh:

 

Google should know.

We ALL release very small quantities of urine while being on the pool, however the ocean is full of sharks and jelly fish and whale pee so...

 

Exactly. Plus the ocean is filled with sewage and trash and who-knows-what.

 

 

 

 

...although I still pick the beach over the pool. :lol:

So I google "whale" and "urinate" and here's the first post:

 

WikiAnswers.com:

Do whales urinate?

 

A whales urinary system has 2 kidneys, two ureters, a bladder and a urethra. Wuth the female, the urethra opens into the genito-anal slit. For the male, the penis is hidden in the genital slit, The anus is positioned closer to the posterior extremity of the body.

:uhoh: Too much information. TMI.

So if the oil we drill for is all Jurassic plant life, then it's safe to assume the oceans are all dinosaur pee.

Exactly. Plus the ocean is filled with sewage and trash and who-knows-what.

 

 

 

 

...although I still pick the beach over the pool. :lol:

Yeah the beach is better

The beach, as long as I'm able to sit in the shade, the sea is clear and you can enter the sea without having to negotiate rocks.;)

Beach

 

 

 

I prefer the sea but dislike pebbles on the beach and I also prefer warm water like on the south of France for instance.

 

 

I prefer the sea but dislike pebbles on the beach and I also prefer warm water like on the south of France for instance.

 

Not the North Sea of Cheeseland??:stunned:

Certainly not to swim, brrr!:inquisitive:

the beach obviously.

the beach obviously.

 

At Blackpool??:P

Besides the ocean is much more beautiful :rolleyes: unless there are sellers bugging you

At Blackpool??:P

 

Nothing wrong with the actual beach.

 

A pool might be the better option if you wanna go swimming though.

Nothing wrong with the actual beach.

 

A pool might be the better option if you wanna go swimming though.

 

Maybe, but Blackpool doesn't sound very inviting though, does it??:P

beach

Maybe, but Blackpool doesn't sound very inviting though, does it??:P

 

I know yeah. I'm actually going to Blackpool in a few weeks for a friend's birthday. :uhoh:

 

 

Anyway I like beaches. I'd love to live by the sea.