August 23, 200916 yr Ok this is the last one for tonight LOL- Chris on getting a bass player- What happened was the first time I met Jonny we played a song and it was called 'Love I'm so tired' and he had this brilliant riff and I thought this guy is brilliant and I started writing and singing and straight away we had a song and I thought, that's the best thing I ever did and he was like 'well that's one good thing I've done' cuz he had a hard opinion of himself and um anyways I thought lets be a duo Simon & Garfunkel meets the pixies and um that wouldn't do we'd end up playing on ferries, and so we thought we need to get a bass player. CP
August 23, 200916 yr Ok this is the last one for tonight LOL- Chris on getting a bass player- What happened was the first time I met Jonny we played a song and it was called 'Love I'm so tired' and he had this brilliant riff and I thought this guy is brilliant and I started writing and singing and straight away we had a song and I thought, that's the best thing I ever did and he was like 'well that's one good thing I've done' cuz he had a hard opinion of himself and um anyways I thought lets be a duo Simon & Garfunkel meets the pixies and um that wouldn't do we'd end up playing on ferries, and so we thought we need to get a bass player. I love that. I found some more: "We're still asking people to buy our record, but we're putting as much free stuff out as possible. It's like the shopping channel that gives you a trampoline for buying a running machine" “If I have a problem with a chorus, I like to go into the men’s room, ’cause the echo is nice. Doesn’t smell so great, so you need to write it quickly, get out of there.” – Chris Martin
August 27, 200916 yr Chris: My little brother doesn't really like coldplay, he's into heavier stuff Interviewer: Like metal? Chris: No, fatter singers. Interviewer: Congratulations you won an award for best direction. Chris: What's best erection? Chris: If you get a permanent marker and you draw six squares on your tummy, it gives you an abdomen. From a distance, the girls will be impressed, letme tell you that from experience. Interviewer: We're at a secret location, we can't say where we are. Chris: Really? Interviewer: Yes, because then hundreds of thousands fans would come barging into the hotel room, so Chris: So they would come barging into the room 1109 the Seraton Chicago? Chris: We've got the greatest job in the world. Except for Shakira's dancers. That's gotta be a great place to be, behind Shakira. Chris: (referring to Yellow) In an alternative universe this song would be called Playboy. Interviewer: The show last night was fantasic. It really was unbelievable. Can we please talk about your balls.... not yours at the concert, you know what I mean, they were beautiful. Chris: Can you say that as a whole sentence? Interviewer: Okay, your balls are beautiful. Chris: Ohhhhh! where was the last quote from? i would love to knoww!! haha its hilarious! lol
August 27, 200916 yr "One of the first tours of America we ever did these two gay guys came up to us at the end and said 'The show was ok but you gotta have more light on you *points to Guy*." He did it in a fake gay guy voice...had me cracking up for hours haha where is that quote from???
August 27, 200916 yr where was the last quote from? i would love to knoww!! haha its hilarious! lol [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86X4Qv8A-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86X4Qv8A-4[/ame]
August 27, 200916 yr Lol yeah. It's not really that funny though. It was funny to hear Jonny and Guy try to figure out what it meant though. C: Can you work that out? G: No... Where's the soap? Why would there be two nuns in a bath? J: Sharing water you know, saving water. C: It doesn't have to be nuns even. I dunno, I just got told that when I was a kid. G: Could it be two builders? C: It could be two builders, yes. G: Must they be female? where is this joke from? like is there anywhere i can hear it? or watch it?
August 27, 200916 yr Lol yeah. It's not really that funny though. It was funny to hear Jonny and Guy try to figure out what it meant though. C: Can you work that out? G: No... Where's the soap? Why would there be two nuns in a bath? J: Sharing water you know, saving water. C: It doesn't have to be nuns even. I dunno, I just got told that when I was a kid. G: Could it be two builders? C: It could be two builders, yes. G: Must they be female? where is this joke from? like is there anywhere i can hear it? or watch it?
August 27, 200916 yr Heheheh. :heart: He's so funny! "My wife and I were sitting on the sofa..." "Were you snogging?" "... Yes, we were snogging, yes." "YEAHH!" "We had an idea for a concert - and we still might, but I'm telling you the idea so someone else might do it - that we wanted to have a song, and we played it in Guitar Hero. So instead of playing real instruments we wanted to play guitar hero guitars." :dead: where are those quotes from?? :)
August 27, 200916 yr Heheheh. :heart: He's so funny! "My wife and I were sitting on the sofa..." "Were you snogging?" "... Yes, we were snogging, yes." "YEAHH!" "We had an idea for a concert - and we still might, but I'm telling you the idea so someone else might do it - that we wanted to have a song, and we played it in Guitar Hero. So instead of playing real instruments we wanted to play guitar hero guitars." :dead: where are those quotes from?? :)
August 27, 200916 yr i love it! there's also one that i want to say was maybe from storytellers, but it wasn't actually in storytellers, just on the vh1 website where he was talking about how they make their own music and it's like the car dealers in America who make their own commercials. it was hilarious, because he was like, "i'm Ronald McDonald, and i own Ronald Mcdonald's second-hand cars. come on down, 'cause the prices are low, and the cars are slow! ... or fast, whatever you want to say." and he said it in an "American" accent that made him sound like a pirate. :P sadly, i have no idea where to find it now. :( aww man that sucks!! ive always wanted to hear chris speak with an american accent! lol
August 27, 200916 yr i love it! there's also one that i want to say was maybe from storytellers, but it wasn't actually in storytellers, just on the vh1 website where he was talking about how they make their own music and it's like the car dealers in America who make their own commercials. it was hilarious, because he was like, "i'm Ronald McDonald, and i own Ronald Mcdonald's second-hand cars. come on down, 'cause the prices are low, and the cars are slow! ... or fast, whatever you want to say." and he said it in an "American" accent that made him sound like a pirate. :P sadly, i have no idea where to find it now. :( aww man that sucks!! ive always wanted to hear chris speak with an american accent! lol
August 27, 200916 yr ^^:lol: your sig is amazing. "And if you're cool, you like The View, and I do, too...but not that other band, with the singer who can't spell Wednesday." "The three functions of an irrigation system on a golf course: to keep the greens green, to keep the bunkers bunky, and to keep the caddy's spunky." oh, and i love this as well: Chris- "Play a song, man. Play something sad, please." Simon (Pegg)- "Chris, if I don't talk, you will die." C- "Please play a song." Uh... Whatshisface guy- "Are you sure you don't want me to ask more questions?" C- "No questions." S- "I want a question, I want a question!" C- "Play a song!" W- "I'll just ask the one question-" C- "WHO'S SHOW IS THIS, MAN?" W- "Well, you invited him here, didn't you?" C- "PLAY A SONG!" where is this quote from?
August 27, 200916 yr ^^:lol: your sig is amazing. "And if you're cool, you like The View, and I do, too...but not that other band, with the singer who can't spell Wednesday." "The three functions of an irrigation system on a golf course: to keep the greens green, to keep the bunkers bunky, and to keep the caddy's spunky." oh, and i love this as well: Chris- "Play a song, man. Play something sad, please." Simon (Pegg)- "Chris, if I don't talk, you will die." C- "Please play a song." Uh... Whatshisface guy- "Are you sure you don't want me to ask more questions?" C- "No questions." S- "I want a question, I want a question!" C- "Play a song!" W- "I'll just ask the one question-" C- "WHO'S SHOW IS THIS, MAN?" W- "Well, you invited him here, didn't you?" C- "PLAY A SONG!" where is this quote from?
August 27, 200916 yr Chris- "Play a song, man. Play something sad, please." Simon (Pegg)- "Chris, if I don't talk, you will die." C- "Please play a song." Uh... Whatshisface guy- "Are you sure you don't want me to ask more questions?" C- "No questions." S- "I want a question, I want a question!" C- "Play a song!" W- "I'll just ask the one question-" C- "WHO'S SHOW IS THIS, MAN?" W- "Well, you invited him here, didn't you?" C- "PLAY A SONG!" where is this quote from? http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3015386&postcount=38 It's from when Chris and Simon Pegg were guest hosts on Zane Lowe's Show. :)
August 27, 200916 yr Interviewer: I guess something convinced you finally that you were, in fact, straight. Christopher: Well, I was swayed by boobs. Let's face it. They're fantastic.
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