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Chris Martin Quotes

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"If I wasn't in Coldplay I'd be playing piano in a gay bar."

 

:lol: aha, great

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"If I wasn't in Coldplay I'd be playing piano in a gay bar."

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I love him!!!

interviewer: And you decided to be a rockstar when?

Chris: Well I dont like the word rockstar.

Interviewer: Why?

Chris: Because I dont wear the right pants for that.

who doesn't? :wacky:

 

Liam and Noel Gallagher:P:P:P

t4 dude: do you know anyone else who's become a zombie?

chris: umm... paul mccartney.

jonny: phil collins.

chris: sting. dr. fox.

 

hahahaha i love that "interview"! especially when simon and nick come out and chris keeps like pulling his legs up and laughing into his knees. :lol: he's so cute. :wacky:

when asked what had changed after the release of Parachutes:

 

"Well, before Parachutes I only had one pair of trousers. After it came out, I had enough money to get two. Now I have...three."

Oww that was a great one! I wonder how many trousers he's got now :thinking:

Probably still three.

 

:dozey:

 

Homeboy needs a makeover.

Probably still three.

 

:dozey:

 

Homeboy needs a makeover.

oh yes he does. not to mention that homeboy needs a haircut

nahh! keep the hair like that! :wink3: I like it

Liam and Noel Gallagher:P:P:P

Actually Noel and Chris are good friends!! :)

Probably still three.

 

:dozey:

 

Homeboy needs a makeover.

No!! I love the way Chris dresses!!!! :heart:!!

 

I wouldn't mind a haircut though!! :wacky:

Whatever about the clothes. I wouldn't want him dressing like a hipster anyhow.

 

His shoes irk me though.

I like his hair long but not like an 'Afro:rolleyes:'

 

+1

:laugh3::smug2:

 

- 3

 

nah, joking. I'm really a no-life as you may see. :D

t4 dude: do you know anyone else who's become a zombie?

chris: umm... paul mccartney.

jonny: phil collins.

chris: sting. dr. fox.

 

hahahaha i love that "interview"! especially when simon and nick come out and chris keeps like pulling his legs up and laughing into his knees. :lol: he's so cute. :wacky:

 

 

Link please?

Here you are!;)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhDkislwISc]YouTube - T4 With Coldplay[/ame]

from Coldplay quote thread

 

"What was I like as a kid? The same as I am now, just smaller with a higher voice"

Here you are!;)

 

Thanks:D I love how Chris puts his feet on the couch^^

^^:lol: your sig is amazing.

 

 

"And if you're cool, you like The View, and I do, too...but not that other band, with the singer who can't spell Wednesday."

 

"The three functions of an irrigation system on a golf course: to keep the greens green, to keep the bunkers bunky, and to keep the caddy's spunky."

 

oh, and i love this as well:

 

Chris- "Play a song, man. Play something sad, please."

Simon (Pegg)- "Chris, if I don't talk, you will die."

C- "Please play a song."

Uh... Whatshisface guy- "Are you sure you don't want me to ask more questions?"

C- "No questions."

S- "I want a question, I want a question!"

C- "Play a song!"

W- "I'll just ask the one question-"

C- "WHO'S SHOW IS THIS, MAN?"

W- "Well, you invited him here, didn't you?"

C- "PLAY A SONG!"

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