DA PRESINTS OB MAI KITTEHS BEES PREECHOODED AND PRE DICHESTID…

AIFINKSO MAI KITTEHS FINK AIS 2 OWLD 2 DOES DIS MAISELF…

OAR MEBBE DEM FINS ET FUNNEH 2 BARF IN FRUNT OB MAI BED ADN SEE MAI “EWWWWW” FAIC INNA MORNIN *SIGH*

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IM (NOT) SRY DEE :KIS:

NUH UH IM RLY GONNA KILL U!

THEY R 671,274 PEEPS IN UR CITY, BOUT HALF OV THEM SHUD BE FEMALE, DAT LEAVEZ IT 2 GUD 350,000, EASY 2 NARROW DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I DOAN KNOE ANY OV UR NAMEZ, OR HOW U LOOK...OR UR AGE... :(

AHAHA there's a website where they've translated the bible into lolcat :laugh3:

SEND LINK NAO PLZ

EXODUS 20 - THE LOLCAT BIBLE

 

 

 

I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt litturbawx wit no cheezbrgrs for hard mousin at all

 

3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.

 

4 If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.

 

5 If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur kittenz ded An if yur kittenz have kittenz, dey be ded too, for being stupid.

 

6 If not I wuv u An all ur lotz uf kittenz!

 

7 U sez Ceiling Cat bad, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes, cuz I dun liek it. Srsly.

 

8 Remembur Caturday An keep holy.

 

9 U ketch mousies 6 dais An finish ketchin, K?

 

10 Caturday, u no ketchin mousies. U An all ur peepz go wrship me. And, if yu beez gudd, I maks it so yu can stays home and do alla stuffs yu wanted tu doos.

 

11 I maded heavenz An erth An see An the stuff that does teh funney hoppey stuffz in An on it - so I make it holy cuz I no ketch mousies.

 

12 Bez u good to papa kitteh An mama kitteh so u has long nine liefs.

 

13 U no maek peepz ded with teh malice! Srsly!

 

14 U no maek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).

 

15 U no taek cheezburgerz for free if not getz for free.

 

16 U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.

 

17 U no wantz neibor cheezburgerz! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no abimalz, NO BUKKITZ! DEY NOT UR BUKKITZ, K? dey da LOLrus' bukkits.

 

18 When peepz see mai great orkestr wit thundr An all cool speshul effects thei wur scairdey wimps

 

19 Thei sed to Mozus 'U goez speek to uz An we will listen; but Ceiling Cat will shoot us wit His lazer eyes!'

 

20 Mozus LOL'd lotz, An a bit moar, for thei wuz such scairdies, An sed 'Ceiling Cat no maek u ded; he just wantz to hav fun wit u gais An maek u scairdey cats so u obei him.'

 

21 But peepz wur still scairdies An let Mozus go ther to Ceiling Cat.

One last one, I love this song :heart:

 

KICK!

TEH SPIRIT KICKZ,

BUT TEH MOONSHINE PLAYS CHEAP TRICKZ.

US KIDZ R COLD AN CAGEY RATTLIN AROUND TEH TOWN,

SCARIN TEH OLDIEZ INTO THEIR DRESIN GOWNS,

AS TEH DRIBBLIN DAWGS HOWL.

 

WUT SO WRONG WIF JUS LIL FUN?

WE STILL GOT TEH TASTE DANCIN ON R TONGUEZ.

WHEN WE PUCKR UP R LIPS R BEE-STUNG.

WE STILL GOT TEH TASTE DANCIN ON R TONGUEZ.

 

WE GOT GUSTO, WE R HEADSTRONG.

WE STILL GOT TEH TASTE DANCIN ON R TONGUEZ.

FILL R BELLIEZ AN WE FILL R LUNGS.

WE STILL GOT TEH TASTE DANCIN ON R TONGUEZ.

 

DARLIN TEH SPIRIT IZ KICKIN,

DOAN BE FOOLD BY TEH MOONSHINE, IZ TRICKIN.

FROCK SPILL LIEK ALCHO-POP AROUND GURLS KNEEZ.

TROUSERS AN BLOUSEZ MAK AWSUM SHEETS, DOWN DIMLY LIT STREETS.

 

Y SHUD WE FEELZ BAD 4 WUT WEVE DUN?

WE STILL GOT TEH TASTE DANCIN ON R TONGUEZ.

LUV TEH SMASH AN GRAB OV R GOINGS ON.

WE STILL GOT TEH TASTE DANCIN ON R TONGUEZ.

Heyy:cool4:

Diana I love your sig:laugh3::laugh3:

AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diana I love your sig:laugh3::laugh3:

Hey Amy. :wacky:

Thanks :smug2:

I like when he is firin his lazer.

That could sound very bad if you tried hard enough.

I like when he is firin his lazer.

 

That could sound very bad if you tried hard enough.

 

:wideeyed:

Ugh.

OH OH OH BABBEEEE FIRE YOUR LAZERRR INTOOO MEEE

 

 

 

:wink3:

:clap:

 

Hai Sara

:shocked3:

Ugh.

The girl who spends all day talking about 'LOL CATS LOLOLOL CATS IN COSTUME LOL CATS IN MAH PANTALONES LOLOLOLOOLLOL' has a hell of a lot of nerve to say that.

Saraaaaaaaaaa :sick:

 

Are the extreme fangirls getting to you? :dizzy:

OH MAH GAWD

 

http://apparatjik.com/eyeoncommittee/data/

I wasn't saying ugh about anything in this thread... it was unrelated.

^^ WHAT THE F-

OH MAH GAWD

 

http://apparatjik.com/eyeoncommittee/data/

 

WOAH :dizzy: :dizzy:

Hai Eddie

 

I LIKE IT :dance:

It's not downloadable. :bigcry:

:thinking:

I think I may need some time to get used to it :inquisitive:

 

Who is singing in this one?