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I Wish I Could Sleep

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Except she doesn't. I kick at her heels and she makes a snub of me, says "OH YOSSARIAN, I AM SO MARRIED ALREADY", I say "Lore do not have worries, I have pursuited the women of marriage before" and she say "WELL NOT THIS WOMAN OF MARRIAGE", she is so hystericle and crazy! Everyone has known the lady of marriage, they become bored and frustrated, they need a young man like Yossarian to make them feel sexual again.

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Oh no she loves you..Trust me.

Just work a little harder. Yu're not a quitter are you?

:sick:

 

 

I realized I love you and your wonderful english :heart:

Who me? :P

noooo, Yossi :P

 

 

but I like you, you're nice :D

noooo, Yossi :P

 

:disappointed:

Wait, how old are you Yossarian?

ohhh that's a good question :uhoh: I don't date 27+ year old guys :uhoh: even if i'm in love :wacky:

 

 

if you're older, Julie likes old men :whip:

Haha..I'd love to know that.

if you're older, Julie likes old men :whip:

 

I only have love for one old man and that's all! :o

I bet your heart is big enough for 2 old men :P

If you guys would watch Lost In Translation you might feel better :kiss:

it's a secret, mod/spammer love is not allowed :bigcry:

 

Oh, you poor thing!

:hug:

But maybe you can elope to the Radiohead fan site! I can imagine your kids already. :wacky:

I don't like radiohead :(

I bet your heart is big enough for 2 old men :P

 

I am NOT a whore! :o :bigcry:

I didn't say that :uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you know I love you :kiss:

But you keep treating me like I am some old man's whore :disappointed:

 

 

Well tbf I kinda am :uhoh:

 

:kiss:

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How old I am depends how old Lore is.

Your 17 dude.

How old I am depends how old Lore is.

 

I'm 103 years old, baby :whip:

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I'm 103 years old, baby :whip:

 

Then I'm 96.

If you don't like radiohead, isn't Thom Yorke in your avatar? Or is it just my stupidity?

 

Anyhoo, just elope to another site. It's not that complicated. :P

it's Matt Bellamy :bigcry: :bigcry:

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