Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 So yesterday night my roommate moved in. And she's nice and everything from Cameroon. BUT HOLY FUCK, SHE HAS SUCH BAD BODY ODOR. It's like sickening. I fucking sprayed like half a bottle of febreeze in here, didn't work. I can still smell it. I had some friends over.. (who knew of the problem) and were like WOAH. They wouldn't enter the room until it was febreezed. What the fuck. I don't want the smell in like soak into me and my clothes. Walk around smelling like BO. Jesus. I don't know what to do. I can't just be like hey you fucking smell. How do you go about it eve nicely without offending someone. FUCK MY LIFE. Give me advice please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 This is funny. It's stressing me out. Lol fuck. I need to stop it before it sinks into my bed and shit. UGHH. Febreeze is supposed to fix everything. fuck. I can't even invite people over or theyll think I stink like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 LOL. Oh, I feel your pain, I had two roommates in college who were weird and gross and one of them would throw her used toilet paper in the trash that should have been flushed. I finally pulled them both aside and told them that wasn't cool. I honestly don't know what to say about bad body odor. I had a friend who had a roomie like that and I think she left a really nice note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Ughhh. Fuck. I think I should talk to my RA tomorrow and figure out what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 oh damn it. :lol: maybe buy a nice set of shower gel and deodorant and tell her, that she'll need to use that every morning. you should be able to do so in a nice and charming way, non? how did you sleep last night? :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Look at your options: A) Don't tell her, live with a roommate who smells like shit and contemplate suicide for the next year. B) Politely tell her she smells like shit, have a few awkward days, then be totally chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Honestly, you will have to say something because it's unfair to you to have to put up with that all year and it's best to just get it over with so you don't have to go on any longer dealing with it. I agree with you that going to the RA is the best choice. Maybe you could get moved to another dorm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 oh damn it. :lol: maybe buy a nice set of shower gel and deodorant and tell her, that she'll need to use that every morning. you should be able to do so in a nice and charming way, non? how did you sleep last night? :wacky: I stuck my face into my pillow which still smells fine. Jeez. It's tamed down now because of the febreeze. But good point Josh, I probably have to tell her. But fuck it'll be awkward. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Maybe you could get moved to another dorm? Lol I fucking wish. But yeah. I'll talk to my RA and hopefully have this solved by tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 awkwardness ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Let us know what happens! Trust me I know how you feel, at least you have only one to deal with. I got two gross ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Lol yeah. Lucky me? I keep smelling myself hoping that it hasn't sunk into me. Also, I hope I don't become immune to it, cause that's just nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Lol yeah. Lucky me? I keep smelling myself hoping that it hasn't sunk into me. Also, I hope I don't become immune to it, cause that's just nasty. Haha, somehow I doubt you will become immune to it. I'm sure it can resolved. But feel free to bitch all you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 AHHH the joy of a body smelling like crap. Friday afternoon this guy wanted to hug me, and the smell flew into my nose. I went to buy some deodorant, and gave it to him. Problem solved. Do that same thing. Maybe she won't find it cool, but you won't have to smell that thing again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnicolorGreenEyes Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 This is why I don't understand the living situations in American unis, HEY YOU ARE GOING TO SHARA A ROOM WITH A PERSON YOU WILL PROBABLY HATE AND HAVE NO PRIVACY, YAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Canadian, but yeah same shit. Lol, dude. This is bonkers. On one hand, she's straight form Cameroon, so maybe that's part of the smell? The smell of Africa? Or maybe I'm being crazy and she just fucking stinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 She stinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 She stinks. haha. agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnicolorGreenEyes Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 On one hand, she's straight form Cameroon, so maybe that's part of the smell? The smell of Africa? Or maybe I'm being crazy and she just fucking stinks. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Fuck man. Probably. I snuck a sniff near her bed... it doesn't smell atrocious... so it has to be her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Wow. I'm not being a jerk. It true. My family is Indian, and when we have a guest or someone flying in from there. When you open the suitcase... smells like shit. Maybe cause they don't use deodorant there. But it's more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When she is in the room just spray your Febreeze for days and "accidently" spray her...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I guess that stinks for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeya Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Ah the smelly roommates..I've got one of those. I can only tell you this.. You're doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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