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Fuck MY LIIIIFEEE.

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Maybe she used that deodorant so conspicuously and so generously, hoping you'd notice and get the hint that you should follow her example and smell less like fabreeze and more like what people in her culture consider "normal".

 

Seriously, you need to talk to her respectfully and get the problem "aired" (sorry).

I had a roomate like this. I waited it out for a few days then got sick of it. I finally just came up to her one day and pulled some perfume out of my pocket and said, "You really need to use this." She got really mad at me and moved out of the dorm within 2 days. I ended up having a room to myself for a symester.

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I had a roomate like this. I waited it out for a few days then got sick of it. I finally just came up to her one day and pulled some perfume out of my pocket and said, "You really need to use this." She got really mad at me and moved out of the dorm within 2 days. I ended up having a room to myself for a symester.

 

Lol, fucking awesome.

^ I was just going to suggest that she casually leave this thread open on her computer screen and wait for her roommate to see it :P

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Lol actually she doesnt have her laptop yet... so she asked to use mine and I was like sure. Then I realized I left Coldplaying open... but it wasn't on this thread, fortunately.

Surely you feel sorry for her?

:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

welcome to the world of crappy roommates Kiran!

so what happened? :wink3:

so what happened? :wink3:

 

Maybe she was forcibly removed by the fumigation squad..................... :rolleyes:

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Lol, I dunno. I wanted to talk to my RA, but didnt have time. I'll do it tomorrow and update you guys.

 

I think they smell might be fading? I dunno, it always sort of fades at night... probably cause its windy and the windows open.

Lol, I dunno. I wanted to talk to my RA, but didnt have time. I'll do it tomorrow and update you guys.

 

I think they smell might be fading? I dunno, it always sort of fades at night... probably cause its windy and the windows open.

 

Well anyway, it seems like you ended up with a fume-mate......................... :rolleyes:

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Well anyway, it seems like you ended up with a fume-mate......................... :rolleyes:

 

Yeah, I wish they had scent me a new one.

Yeah, I wish they had scent me a new one.

 

Is her favourite Coldplay song "Ode To Deodorant", by any chance??:rolleyes:

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Is her favourite Coldplay song "Ode To Deodorant", by any chance??:rolleyes:

 

Clearly not, although I think that song is brilliant minus most of the lyrics.

 

I love the guitar whiff.

Clearly not, although I think that song is brilliant minus most of the lyrics.

 

I love the guitar whiff.

 

Yes, it's an excellent pong................................ :rolleyes:

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I dunno what that means. You lost me.

I dunno what that means. You lost me.

 

Replace the "p" with an "s" and you have it.:D

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Haha, no I know that.

 

I just don't know what 'pong' means.

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That's British and Australian slang.

 

How should I know?

 

:P

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