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Fuck MY LIIIIFEEE.

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Or add her on facebook and start a group about smelly roommates and how they should shower and then send her the group invite.

 

But if she joins the group, that'll make Kiran a smelly roommate :thinking:

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But if she joins the group, that'll make Kiran a smelly roommate :thinking:

 

Not if she makes the group, than its ok.

Have you opened a window?

 

Also buy these air freshners and then hide them around the room, they are meant for the car, but they smell really good.

 

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CURVEBALL.

 

This morning I was laying in bed... and she came back from showering and PUT ON DEODORANT.

 

I SAW HER.

 

But it still smells funky as fuck.

 

I'm so confused right now.

CURVEBALL.

 

This morning I was laying in bed... and she came back from showering and PUT ON DEODORANT.

 

I SAW HER.

 

But it still smells funky as fuck.

 

I'm so confused right now.

 

:wtf:

CURVEBALL.

 

This morning I was laying in bed... and she came back from showering and PUT ON DEODORANT.

 

I SAW HER.

 

But it still smells funky as fuck.

 

I'm so confused right now.

 

Kill her with fire.

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^ I might have to. Nice sig btw.

 

 

Josh, I know right?

 

And you know how you put deodorant on a few times. Like a few strokes.

 

She did like a million.

 

I'm so :confused:

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Lol shutup Dex.

 

I guess its like her natural scent?

 

I dont fucking know.

 

She has perfume too, its sitting on her desk, I don't know if she used it.

^ I might have to. Nice sig btw.

 

 

Josh, I know right?

 

And you know how you put deodorant on a few times. Like a few strokes.

 

She did like a million.

 

I'm so :confused:

 

maybe she needs to go to a doctor... :uhoh:

^ I might have to. Nice sig btw.

 

 

Josh, I know right?

 

And you know how you put deodorant on a few times. Like a few strokes.

 

She did like a million.

 

I'm so :confused:

 

Thanks. :nice:

Maybe it's her clothes...

 

BURN HER CLOTHES.

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Lol, now I can't even approach her.

 

Hey, maybe you should use some deodorant.

 

I already do.

 

Oh.

maybe she perspires a lot... there's a surgery for that

 

and if that's not her problem, try to move to another room :uhoh:

I had a joke but it went too far.

 

Maybe after a few days of her showering and airing the room out it will get better. Maybe she had a rough few days and didn't show or wash her clothes but now she's at school she is.

Ooooh..... wish I hadn't clicked on thid thread

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@Lore, I perspire quite a bit too, but it never stank that bad at all. I use clinical strength deodorant and smell "shower fresh" now.

 

I had a joke but it went too far.

 

Maybe after a few days of her showering and airing the room out it will get better. Maybe she had a rough few days and didn't show or wash her clothes but now she's at school she is.

 

I hope so. I've had the window open to air it out. And nearly got stung by a bee because of this.

 

I keep lathering myself with perfume before I leave the room.

Look Prospekt if it's really this bad you've got to be honest and upfront with her. You've got to tell her about it because it is no good trying to desperately make it go away. Speak to her in a manner which makes as though you are sympathetic towards her (which I'm sure you are) then help her with it by trying to find a solution. Cut the crap with the febreze etc, your friends don't need ANYTHING to do with this. It is a matter strictly between you and your roomate and should be kept within that boundary. There is only one way of getting around it and that is by telling her. No matter how hard it is, it is the right approach.

Look Prospekt if it's really this bad you've got to be honest and upfront with her. You've got to tell her about it because it is no good trying to desperately make it go away. Speak to her in a manner which makes as though you are sympathetic towards her (which I'm sure you are) then help her with it by trying to find a solution. Cut the crap with the febreze etc, your friends don't need ANYTHING to do with this. It is a matter strictly between you and your roomate and should be kept within that boundary. There is only one way of getting around it and that is by telling her. No matter how hard it is, it is the right approach.

 

Great point. I was going to write something similar.

You have got to tell her. It is better than her being incredibly embarrassed and socially isolated later on. Just be honest. Much better for you, much better for her.

Just tell her she's smelly.

Lol, now I can't even approach her.

 

Hey, maybe you should use some deodorant.

 

I already do.

 

Oh.

 

OHHHHHH. wow.

 

You are fucked.

she definitely has a medical issue then. This lady at my job did but she got help for it.

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