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Fuck MY LIIIIFEEE.

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On one hand, she's straight form Cameroon, so maybe that's part of the smell? The smell of Africa? Or maybe I'm being crazy and she just fucking stinks.

 

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When she is in the room just spray your Febreeze for days and "accidently" spray her...haha

 

I sprayed a bunch of her bed.

 

I walked like 20 minutes there and back to get some febreeze and mascara lol. I went crazy with that thing. I sprayed so much, I like choked on it when I tried to breath. :\

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I guess that stinks for you.

 

Are you becoming Mark?

I smell a rat!!:rolleyes:

Now I bet you're wishing you'd got the "serial killer"!!:lol:

Are you becoming Mark?

 

I've always been this way.

I sprayed a bunch of her bed.

 

I walked like 20 minutes there and back to get some febreeze and mascara lol. I went crazy with that thing. I sprayed so much, I like choked on it when I tried to breath. :\

shes probably gonna be like,

"FUCKING A MY BED SMELLS LIKE SHIIIIIT."

 

 

:lol: people suck.

im sorry.

Are you becoming Mark?

 

I've taken her on as my apprentice.:rolleyes:

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I smell a rat!!:rolleyes:

Now I bet you're wishing you'd got the "serial killer"!!:lol:

 

Haha, I wish I had a serial killer.

Haha, I wish I had a serial killer.

 

They probably wouldn't stink, at least, as they're usually very meticulous in their behaviour.:lol:

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They probably wouldn't stink, at least, as they're usually very meticulous in their behaviour.:lol:

 

True. I bet Dexter smells amazing.

I've taken her on as my apprentice.:rolleyes:

 

 

 

She's doomed! :worried:

She's doomed! :worried:

 

You mean privileged.:rolleyes:

Haha :p

 

 

 

 

I reckon just tell her,it might be awkward,but at least it will fix the problem.

I want to be Yossarian's apprentice. :angry:

Kill her with fire?

Haha :p

 

 

 

 

I reckon just tell her,it might be awkward,but at least it will fix the problem.

 

Are you suggesting she kick up a stink about it??:rolleyes:

You're really in a stinky situation.

You're really in a stinky situation.

 

Yes, it appears her room-mate is well past her "smell-by" date......................... :rolleyes:

Kill her with fire?
Then the roommate will explode and we all will die.

Great idea, Sir Paul! :awesome:

You will have to mention it at some point. Be as polite as you can.

You will have to mention it at some point. Be as polite as you can.

 

Yes. I suggest something like: "I'm very sorry to have to say this, but with the greatest respect - you STINK!!":lol:

tough situation

 

Hopefully your RA will have some constructive suggestion. She/he must surely have dealt with this exact problem in the past. Maybe put the stinky people together?

Hopefully your RA will have some constructive suggestion. She/he must surely have dealt with this exact problem in the past. Maybe put the stinky people together?

 

:laugh3:

Maybe you could buy her some deoderant as a moving-in gift! :awesome:

Put a bucket of soapy water above the door so next time she walks in it falls on her.

 

Or add her on facebook and start a group about smelly roommates and how they should shower and then send her the group invite.

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