April 13, 201016 yr I'm going to post a picture of a cake because it's Guys birthday :) :stunned::o:o:o gaaaaah me waants :heart: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake :awesome:
April 13, 201016 yr Oh dear, I read through the last 30 pages or so and died about a hundred times! :lol::laugh3: You guys are way too awesome to handle! xD Okay, now lemme try...
April 13, 201016 yr Will: Ohmygod NO not again, Chris, stop sniffing at Jonny's pants Chris (back in the room): But I miss him so much when he's not around! :cry: "Wha? Nah, I dunno where Guy put the beer!" :drunk: Jonny: "Dammit! Chris! Don't answer that phone, it's a fangirl anyway! :angry: Chris: "But..." Jonny: "NO! They just wanna have sex with you all the time":veryangry2: Chris: "It's not my fault that I'm so cute!" :wacky: Jonny: "ohHAI there, I'm Jonny :D" *If I distract the photographer with my gorgeous smile he may not notice the folder with pictures of naked Chris in it :uhoh2:* Jonny: "Uff! I really need to do some workout" Chris: "LOL here I come *Farts* OOPS :blush: Will: "WEURGH! Chris!* :shout: Guy: *slowly moves to the right* "Okay, just go as far as possible to the right and nobody will notice you flirting with the fangirls":charming: Guy: "So when I sit down like this people tend to forget what I just said" Interviewer: :wideeyed: "Oh sorry, what did you say?" Guy: ... Chris: "I don't know why, but I feel kinda watched :uhoh2:" Will: "Uh could someone please stop Chris from undressing Guy?!" Jonny: "Holy crap, Chris, how could you!?" :o:( Sneaky photographer: "Oh yeah, that's gonna be a perfect shot." :wink3: Chris: *busy* Jonny: :drunk: Okay just put the guitar over Chris' head and nobody will notice :sweatdrop: Chris: "FUUUUUUCK MY ARMMM!!" :cry2: Guy: "I knew this superglue would get helpful some day." :devil: Chris: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" Jonny: "Yeah Chris we know that you're so handsome that everybody gets blinded by it, now come the fuck back here and continue singing!" Chris: "And when he touches me I go all tingly and stuff" :awesome: Man: "Haha yeah I don't know this guy :shifty: :uhoh:" Chris: "Jonny?" Jonny: "Yeah?" Chris: "I don't like this guy..." Jonny: "Me neither." Chris: :heart: Jonny: :kiss: Gotta love Photoshop :charming:
April 13, 201016 yr ^ YES I LOVE YOU. Those are all win. I especially like this photo. Don't know why.
April 13, 201016 yr ^ YES I LOVE YOU. Those are all win. I especially like this photo. Don't know why.
April 14, 201016 yr :laugh3::wink3::laugh3::laugh3: Thalia!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!! especially this one Guy: "So when I sit down like this people tend to forget what I just said" Interviewer: :wideeyed:"Oh sorry, what did you say?" Guy: ...
April 14, 201016 yr "Wha? Nah, I dunno where Guy put the beer!" :drunk: Chris: *busy* Jonny: :drunk: Okay just put the guitar over Chris' head and nobody will notice :sweatdrop: ^OH MY... will, lol
April 14, 201016 yr Chris: *busy* Jonny: :drunk: Okay just put the guitar over Chris' head and nobody will notice :sweatdrop: :stunned::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:!!!
April 14, 201016 yr Twisted Mind, your a genius. I always laugh the hardest at yours! :wacky: :kiss: :blush: *makes fangirl squee*
April 14, 201016 yr Was this the I Can Haz CAKEMICH!? thread that was moved to the lounge? You girls are so softscore-porn addicted.
April 14, 201016 yr Was this the I Can Haz CAKEMICH!? thread that was moved to the lounge? You girls are so softscore-porn addicted. ^ :stunned: :wink3:
April 14, 201016 yr ^ Wait, this thread is considered porn? :uhoh: Anyway... "OM NOM NOM, CAKE-CROPHONE. I LOVE YOU, OM NOM NOM." Jonny: Chris, look what I can do with my chin! Chris: :wtf: Coming up next on TMZ: Chris Martin's secret double life as a professional candlepin bowler... revealed!
April 15, 201016 yr Was this the I Can Haz CAKEMICH!? thread that was moved to the lounge? You girls are so softscore-porn addicted. :wink3:god RISHI
April 15, 201016 yr Chris: Go build me a solar system. NOW!!! Roadie 42: (offscreen) Why, Chris? Chris: It's a long story... Jonny: (loudly) We're getting married and we're going to live in it. FOREVER. Chris: Great, now you've ruined the surprise... Will and Guy: (thinking) Just kiss already, you two... geez... Chris: Build me my solar system over there! Now! Jonny: ...I don't think we have the appropriate tools, Chris... Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now. Will: (thinking) I'm surrounded by bloody idiots...
April 15, 201016 yr :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now. :mellow:
April 15, 201016 yr Chris: Go build me a solar system. NOW!!! Roadie 42: (offscreen) Why, Chris? Chris: It's a long story... Jonny: (loudly) We're getting married and we're going to live in it. FOREVER. Chris: Great, now you've ruined the surprise... Will and Guy: (thinking) Just kiss already, you two... geez... Chris: Build me my solar system over there! Now! Jonny: ...I don't think we have the appropriate tools, Chris... Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now. Will: (thinking) I'm surrounded by bloody idiots... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
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