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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Moonys not ugly!!

but Moony should be Chris and Guy should be padfoot causes hes dark and mysterious :heart:

But Chris is the leader.... >.< That's why he's Sirius. Lupin's mysterious too...

 

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"Goddamnit, I gotta pee... just keep smiling, Chris..."

I dont think any of the marauders are particularly attractive enough to be compared Coldplay. :)

 

^^And what's with the random flower pot in that picture?

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Chris Martin - He's bringing sexy back. Yeah!! :cool:

 

 

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Chris: I told you we didn't need those fans on so high - just look what it's done to my umbrella!

 

 

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Chris: What? It was like this when i got here, i swear! :angel:

 

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Chris: Whadd'ya mean i'm out of minutes?! :stunned: :angry:

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nooooooo seriously people say that to me all the time but I"m not that guy who sings in that band coldplay.

 

Don't even think I look anything like him,,,

 

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Chris: Hi, I'm Chris! Nice to meet you.

Jonny: IF you just even TRY to touch him I will come and ring your scrawny freaking neck and I mean physically.

 

 

 

 

I heard that sentence somewhere but I think it just fitted to Jonny's expression :D

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now. :mellow:

 

 

 

 

Apparatjik :

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

 

 

an idea about Guy and his quote ?

 

was not shocked but a little :confused:

^^Aww! I love Simon Pegg. :heart:

^Me and my friend have a bit of a thing for him. We call each other Pegg sometimes...because we're weird like that. :laugh3:

In Simon Pegg related news, run fat boy run is on tele tomorrow evening. :dance: But I'm going to a barn dance so I won't be able to watch it. :lol:

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Chris: Darn I forgot my text :stunned: silly me :facepalm:

Jonny: *plays most awesome guitar solo ever* :charming:

Da-di-daa

 

 

 

:D

 

 

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Chris: Well that's interesting!

Will *copying Chris*: uh-huh INDEED! and you suck

Jonny: Yo Guy, there's a blue beam coming out off your chest.

Guy: Ya I've got my ways to get attention :charming:

 

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Chris: Hey did you just say "let's fuck"? :wink3:

Will: Err no I'm just trying to look cute... :uhoh2:

Jonny: Guy I'm feeling very awkward standing next to this uber-perv :confused:

Guy: You gotta learn the art of denial, Jonnyboy.

 

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Chris: Holy crap the photographer looks exactly like you, Guy!

Will: He does indeed!

Guy: No. Not even God is capable of looking as handsome as me :smug:

Jonny: I like touching Chris' ass.

 

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Jonny: YOOOOOOO what's up maaaaaan, duuuuude I'm like, totally seeing you twice LOL icameplz.gif?3

Will: Ahaha, yeah Jonny.... just shut up :dozey:

Guy: Okay maybe next time I hide my bong not in the bakery...

 

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Guy: Oi guys! What's so fucking funny over there? :angry:

Chris: Okay, I made sure to put the viagra in his coffee.

Jonny: AHAHAHAH OH MAN THAT'S SO BRILLIANT! BAHAH!

Will: And I played it safe and only kept the tight trousers in his closet :D

Da-di-daa

 

 

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Chris: Holy crap the photographer looks exactly like you, Guy!

Will: He does indeed!

Guy: No. Not even God is capable of looking as handsome as me :smug:

Jonny: I like touching Chris' ass.

 

 

I LOVE YOU. Chris looks slightly shocked/slightly orgasmic in that pic.

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Chris: Yeah, we had sex last night. So what? Who cares?

Jonny: And we had it on a giant bed made of cake.... :wacky:

 

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(Yes, Chris is totally checking Jonny out.)

Chris: ...I'd stop being vegetarian just so I could get at that gorgeous hunk of meat... :wink3:

 

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Chris: ...I feel so horny right now, Jonny.

Jonny: ...me too, Chris. Me too.

Guy: Oh, look, fangirls...

 

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(Yes, Chris is dancing and making out with invisible Jonny.)

Chris: Ooh, Jonny... yeah.

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Chris: Yeah, we had sex last night. So what? Who cares?

Jonny: And we had it on a giant bed made of cake.... :wacky:

 

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(Yes, Chris is totally checking Jonny out.)

Chris: ...I'd stop being vegetarian just so I could eat that gorgeous hunk of meat... :wink3:

 

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Chris: ...I feel so horny right now, Jonny.

Jonny: ...me too, Chris. Me too.

Guy: Oh, look, fangirls...

 

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(Yes, Chris is dancing and making out with invisible Jonny.)

Chris: Ooh, Jonny... yeah.

 

 

:laugh3: :lol:

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