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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I'm going to post a picture of a cake because it's Guys birthday :)

 

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:stunned::o:o:o

gaaaaah me waants :heart:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake :awesome:

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Oh dear, I read through the last 30 pages or so and died about a hundred times! :lol::laugh3: You guys are way too awesome to handle! xD

 

Okay, now lemme try...

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Will: Ohmygod NO not again, Chris, stop sniffing at Jonny's pants

Chris (back in the room): But I miss him so much when he's not around! :cry:

 

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"Wha? Nah, I dunno where Guy put the beer!" :drunk:

 

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Jonny: "Dammit! Chris! Don't answer that phone, it's a fangirl anyway! :angry:

Chris: "But..."

Jonny: "NO! They just wanna have sex with you all the time":veryangry2:

Chris: "It's not my fault that I'm so cute!" :wacky:

 

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Jonny: "ohHAI there, I'm Jonny :D" *If I distract the photographer with my gorgeous smile he may not notice the folder with pictures of naked Chris in it :uhoh2:*

 

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Jonny: "Uff! I really need to do some workout"

Chris: "LOL here I come *Farts* OOPS :blush:

Will: "WEURGH! Chris!* :shout:

Guy: *slowly moves to the right* "Okay, just go as far as possible to the right and nobody will notice you flirting with the fangirls":charming:

 

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Guy: "So when I sit down like this people tend to forget what I just said"

Interviewer: :wideeyed: "Oh sorry, what did you say?"

Guy: ...

 

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Chris: "I don't know why, but I feel kinda watched :uhoh2:"

 

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Will: "Uh could someone please stop Chris from undressing Guy?!"

Jonny: "Holy crap, Chris, how could you!?" :o:(

Sneaky photographer: "Oh yeah, that's gonna be a perfect shot." :wink3:

 

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Chris: *busy*

Jonny: :drunk: Okay just put the guitar over Chris' head and nobody will notice :sweatdrop:

 

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Chris: "FUUUUUUCK MY ARMMM!!" :cry2:

Guy: "I knew this superglue would get helpful some day." :devil:

 

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Chris: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"

Jonny: "Yeah Chris we know that you're so handsome that everybody gets blinded by it, now come the fuck back here and continue singing!"

 

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Chris: "And when he touches me I go all tingly and stuff" :awesome:

Man: "Haha yeah I don't know this guy :shifty:

 

:uhoh:"

 

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Chris: "Jonny?"

Jonny: "Yeah?"

Chris: "I don't like this guy..."

Jonny: "Me neither."

 

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Chris: :heart:

Jonny: :kiss: Gotta love Photoshop :charming:

:laugh3::wink3::laugh3::laugh3: Thalia!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!

 

especially this one

Guy: "So when I sit down like this people tend to forget what I just said"

Interviewer: :wideeyed:"Oh sorry, what did you say?"

Guy: ...

 

 

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"Wha? Nah, I dunno where Guy put the beer!" :drunk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chris: *busy*

Jonny: :drunk: Okay just put the guitar over Chris' head and nobody will notice :sweatdrop:

 

^OH MY...

 

will, lol

Twisted Mind, your a genius. I always laugh the hardest at yours!

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Chris: *busy*

Jonny: :drunk: Okay just put the guitar over Chris' head and nobody will notice :sweatdrop:

 

:stunned::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:!!!

THANK YOU FOLKS, you make me so very happy :awesome:

Twisted Mind, your a genius. I always laugh the hardest at yours!

:wacky: :kiss: :blush:

 

*makes fangirl squee*

Was this the I Can Haz CAKEMICH!? thread that was moved to the lounge?

 

You girls are so softscore-porn addicted.

Was this the I Can Haz CAKEMICH!? thread that was moved to the lounge?

 

You girls are so softscore-porn addicted.

 

^ :stunned:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

^ Wait, this thread is considered porn? :uhoh:

 

Anyway...

 

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"OM NOM NOM, CAKE-CROPHONE. I LOVE YOU, OM NOM NOM."

 

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Jonny: Chris, look what I can do with my chin!

Chris: :wtf:

 

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Coming up next on TMZ: Chris Martin's secret double life as a professional candlepin bowler... revealed!

^Hahaha! :laugh3: Awesome!

Was this the I Can Haz CAKEMICH!? thread that was moved to the lounge?

 

You girls are so softscore-porn addicted.

 

:wink3:god RISHI

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Chris: Go build me a solar system. NOW!!!

Roadie 42: (offscreen) Why, Chris?

Chris: It's a long story...

Jonny: (loudly) We're getting married and we're going to live in it. FOREVER.

Chris: Great, now you've ruined the surprise...

Will and Guy: (thinking) Just kiss already, you two... geez...

 

 

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Chris: Build me my solar system over there! Now!

Jonny: ...I don't think we have the appropriate tools, Chris...

Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now.

Will: (thinking) I'm surrounded by bloody idiots...

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now. :mellow:

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Chris: Go build me a solar system. NOW!!!

Roadie 42: (offscreen) Why, Chris?

Chris: It's a long story...

Jonny: (loudly) We're getting married and we're going to live in it. FOREVER.

Chris: Great, now you've ruined the surprise...

Will and Guy: (thinking) Just kiss already, you two... geez...

 

 

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Chris: Build me my solar system over there! Now!

Jonny: ...I don't think we have the appropriate tools, Chris...

Guy: (thinking) God, I look so fucking gorgeous right now.

Will: (thinking) I'm surrounded by bloody idiots...

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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