April 10, 201115 yr Neither did I :laugh3: Although maybe it should refer to someone else *coughJonnycough*
April 10, 201115 yr Russell: Look there Tom, that Coldplay guys are doing there things again Tom: I would never do THAT with our Chris
April 11, 201115 yr Neither did I :laugh3: Although maybe it should refer to someone else *coughJonnycough* It was thinking the same. :sneaky: ________________________________________ More old ones :dancing: Chris: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS BY SUING US AGAIN. PREPARE TO DIE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRR!!!!! - Epic picture! "And it was all, like, CAWCAWSHMOOBLAGOOSH! as it dropped to the ground, DEAD!" "In Today's News: Ridiculously scruffy man shot by bazooka" Strawberry rain! You are freaking awesome at this. :awesome: - Sorry, I don't know your real name. :nice: And the very first cake post! :awesome: Guy: "If you want to be in a picture with Paul. You gotta stand out. I'm going for the creepy look *squinting eyes, right eyebrow raised, little smile, body slightly forward* DONE!" Will: "I'm gonna give you some competition in a second, Berryman" Chris: "I'm just gonna pretend to know what he is joking about and laugh" Jonny: "Cake"
April 11, 201115 yr The sneaky and cunning Chris Martin stalks the Buckland stealthily. Any sudden movements and the guitarist may be startled and flee to find cake. Epic cakeness :laugh3:
April 11, 201115 yr Edit: Does somebody have a tekst to this picture? They all look funny but I have no idea for a tekst. Jonny: Will, don't. Whatever you're thinking, just don't. Chris: *Ok so I'll pretend i'm a respectful guy and i'll just look at the camera and smile* Guy: where are you guys looking at??
April 12, 201115 yr Because I'm tired of any cake jokes, here are some funnies WITHOUT any cake involvements :rolleyes:: Will: And then I actually lost the bet and had to drink the whole bottle of wodka. Jonny: Shhhhhit man, sucks to be you. Chris: OHMAGOD REALLY?! Oh dear I feel so sorry for you :( Chris: HAHA :awesome: Will: I like my new hat! :cheesy: Jonny: *With French accent* Mustarrrrch :charming: Guy: I hope nobody notices that I'm eating a muffin - OH SNAP, camera man! Vicky: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha!!! Chris: Okay guys, that's enough! This evil cunning woman can't get away with her vicious games any longer! Jonny: Agreed! She hid my favourite hat in a dustbin and I didn't find it for months! Will: She used my drumsticks as chopssticks :( ... and then she threw them out of the window!!! *cries* Guy: *sniff* And she burned my favourite sock that I wore since this tour had started! Chris: BAHAHA GOOD ONE! Will: *thinks* Chris always laughs about penis jokes... and I know why MUHAHA :wink3: Guy: Rockstar glasses - check; bling bling necklace - check; thick dark leather jacket - check. Okay, porn movie here I come! Jonny: Shit, I should have put my beanie on to hide that fro! :uhoh2: Chris: Come on Will, join us! Will: Ya sorry, busy with da clappin'. Jonny: LOL look at his hands! Guy: Am I the only one who thinks that I'm surrounded by idiots? Will: Okay done. Guy: God finally. Chris: Oh SHIT I believe my zipper is open :stunned: Jonny: OMG FOR REAL?! Guy: Come here, big boy, gimme your hand. Will: You're nice to me. That is unsettling!! Chris: Actually I think that isn't that bad, isn't it Jonnyboy?? :wink3: Jonny: oh RAWR. Chris: *picks nails* That is like, the most boring interview we've ever had. Guy: *stirring his coffee* This one time, I have to agree with what you're saying. Will: *thinking* I wonder if Guy would mind me shagging him. Jonny: MMMH COFFEE and this is one out of the million reasons I love Coldplay :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
April 12, 201115 yr and this is one out of the million reasons I love Coldplay :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: haha i love this
April 12, 201115 yr “Yes! You! Please stop masturbating while I sing, thanks!” "Hello. Yes I know that little red blossom doesn't match my eyes. And now would you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thanks." Interviewer: So thanks to the internet and a random sex video site we now know that you two are in love! Congratulations! And we even got a question from one of your loyal fans: Is that guy smiling in the camera at the beginning of the video, minutes before you start making out, your bassist?" Chris: Whu...-what!? Jonny: Damn. „Tihi this tickles!“ :cheesy: Chris: And this, my dear audience, is my boyfriend Jonny! :wink: Jonny: MMH *hides boner behind guitar* :sweatdrop: Chris: Buhuhu EVERYBODY HATES ME!! BAAAAAAHH!!:bigcry: Jonny: Okay Chris could you stop having your mental breakdowns during our FRIGGN' GIGS and continue singing!? Jonny: Why HELLO THAR Chris... *does pelvic thrust* :wink3: Chris: Ugh! Not now Jonny! :uhoh: Roadie: :dozey: Sometimes I wonder why I'm still doing this... Sad Will is sad :sad: Guy: Oh shit Will is doing the colibri again… ...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... "Shut up everybody! I'm receiving signals..." :shifty: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: ok enough i'm just dying here
April 12, 201115 yr :laugh3::laugh3: the colibri and the signals things are too amazing!!! And the others too! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
April 12, 201115 yr i just love the masturbating one :lol::lol: it really looks like he's saying that :wacky: and the jonny and chris sex video :awesome:
April 12, 201115 yr I loved chris having a mental breakdown! it makes me want to have one too! :bigcry:
April 12, 201115 yr i just love the masturbating one :lol::lol: it really looks like he's saying that :wacky: and the jonny and chris sex video :awesome: Well well this is kinda obvious :awesome:
April 12, 201115 yr I loved chris having a mental breakdown! it makes me want to have one too! :bigcry: Aww, do you need a hug? :hug:
April 12, 201115 yr Guy *unseen, holding the camera that took the pic*: Aww, those two are so cute together... Jonny: Ooh! I'm gonna take a picture of someone taking a picture of me and Chrissy!! Chris: I look like I'm having a philosophical debate my mind, which I'm not!!! I'm thinking of Jonny :wacky: Random Dude: WTF? :wtf:
April 12, 201115 yr Aww, do you need a hug? :hug: :hug: We should all have a mental breakdown about how awesome Loldplay is! :awesome:
April 13, 201115 yr Chris: I'm so hot, I'm so hot, hotter than the bassist, hotter than the bassist...
April 13, 201115 yr I'm very flattered that you reposted so many of my old LOLdplays :wacky: Oh man, good times! :lol:
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