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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Everybody hates Farmville in CP!!!!:laugh3:

 

I never played it :laugh3:

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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I do! :shame: Hopefully I suck at it!!!:facepalm: I used to play all Facebook games....

I do! :shame: Hopefully I suck at it!!!:facepalm: I used to play all Facebook games....

 

all my friends play it too :laugh3:

:uhoh: thank Godness there's cping and twiiter!!!:dance:

 

they take all time I have!!!

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Everybody hates Farmville in CP!!!!:laugh3:

 

:laugh3: Thank god I never started...I'd probably be addicted by now

:laugh3: Thank god I never started...I'd probably be addicted by now

 

:( that happened to me....it's addictive

I think we all have addictive personalities...I mean we're all on coldplaying right?! haha

I think we all have addictive personalities...I mean we're all on coldplaying right?! haha

 

true!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris has yet to learn how to poke people on Facebook correctly...

Chris: You have a Facebook?

Random bystander: Yeah, so?

Chris: Mind if I poke you?

Random bystander: No, not at all...

random bystander: OW!

Chris: Hehehehe....

 

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*squish*

'Eeew... was that dog shit? *looks* Nope, it's just Jonny's cake....'

Hey guess what: I'm gonna have cake, today 'cause it's mah birthday!

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

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Chris has yet to learn how to poke people on Facebook correctly...

Chris: You have a Facebook?

Random bystander: Yeah, so?

Chris: Mind if I poke you?

Random bystander: No, not at all...

random bystander: OW!

Chris: Hehehehe....

 

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*squish*

'Eeew... was that dog shit? *looks* Nope, it's just Jonny's cake....'

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

poor Jonny tough!:confused:

Hey guess what: I'm gonna have cake, today 'cause it's mah birthday!

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

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Jonny's cat! :lol:

Jonny's cat! :lol:

 

That sure is Jonny's cat :lol:

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Chris has yet to learn how to poke people on Facebook correctly...

Chris: You have a Facebook?

Random bystander: Yeah, so?

Chris: Mind if I poke you?

Random bystander: No, not at all...

random bystander: OW!

Chris: Hehehehe....

 

 

that was brilliant!

hahaha it took me a LONG time to find out what a poke was xDDD

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Everybody hates Farmville in CP!!!!:laugh3:

 

I LOVE FARMVILLE! :laugh3:

Well, not love...it's an addiction :lol:

Really? ^

 

you're like the first!!! I was and addicted too:P now I'm a cping addicted! :facepalm:

I'm addicted to practically everything that has to do with the internet :D:laugh3:

I'm addicted to practically everything that has to do with the internet :D:laugh3:

 

aha. I used to be like that too :D

Pretend Jonny isn't taken for this one :P

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Will: So how was your date with that girl?

Jonny: Well everything was fine, I took her to that nice restaurant, we had a chat, she actually looooooooves football! We were having a good time, until the dessert arrived. I wasn't done with my cake (she was done with hers) and she just tasted my cake!!!!! OMG, HOW COULD SHE DO THAT. I am never gonna see that bitch again.

Pretend Jonny isn't taken for this one :P

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Will: So how was your date with that girl?

Jonny: Well everything was fine, I took her to that nice restaurant, we had a chat, she actually looooooooves football! We were having a good time, until the dessert arrived. I wasn't done with my cake (she was done with hers) and she just tasted my cake!!!!! OMG, HOW COULD SHE DO THAT. I am never gonna see that bitch again.

 

:lol::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:cool: That's great Jonny If you go out on a date with me I would never do that!:wink3:

 

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'Jonny, you'd better DUCK! Those birds are gonna eat your cake!'

Jonny: WTF OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *does epic Matrix dive to save cake*

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I just Imagined the epic Matrix thing cus this is my fav movie!!!!!:laugh3:

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Chris: YAY! Jonny´s gonna bring cake!

 

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Chris: Cake, cake, cake, cake

 

 

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Jonny: I can´t compare cake with this bloody sunflowers!

Guy: Mmm... sugar sunflowers.

Chris: That´s what they gave to us... we don´t have cake right now. So I´ll comfort with this sunflowers.

Will: Believe me Chris. This fucking flowers are delicious!

 

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Chris: Watch out!

Guy: Muahaha... we are crafty boys

Will: This looks like a wig. Great!

Jonny: The mustache makes me stronger. I´m Popeye and my spinach is cake

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Chris: YAY! Jonny´s gonna bring cake!

 

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Chris: Cake, cake, cake, cake

 

 

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Jonny: I can´t compare cake with this bloody sunflowers!

Guy: Mmm... sugar sunflowers.

Chris: That´s what they gave to us... we don´t have cake right now. So I´ll comfort with this sunflowers.

Will: Believe me Chris. This fucking flowers are delicious!

 

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Chris: Watch out!

Guy: Muahaha... we are crafty boys

Will: This looks like a wig. Great!

Jonny: The mustache makes me stronger. I´m Popeye and my spinach is cake

 

:laugh3: Jonny's spinach!!!!!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris: YAY! Jonny´s gonna bring cake!

 

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Chris: Cake, cake, cake, cake

 

 

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Jonny: I can´t compare cake with this bloody sunflowers!

Guy: Mmm... sugar sunflowers.

Chris: That´s what they gave to us... we don´t have cake right now. So I´ll comfort with this sunflowers.

Will: Believe me Chris. This fucking flowers are delicious!

 

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Chris: Watch out!

Guy: Muahaha... we are crafty boys

Will: This looks like a wig. Great!

Jonny: The mustache makes me stronger. I´m Popeye and my spinach is cake

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAhahaha...

 

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

I loved them XD XD

 

btw, where did you take the first 2 pictures?

I took them... no, kidding

 

i cant remember, i guess i took them from a facebook page a long time ago

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