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Me thinks it is time for a new wurry funney picspam :wacky:

 

:awesome:

 

Stolen from the Berryman-picspam:

 

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"Chilling with your friends, watching porn and drinking beer is way better than doing your homework, YO"

 

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Interviewer: So uhh, Mr. Berryman, we heard that you wanted to start a new band with just... yourself? :stunned:

Guy: Yeah you know, I'm so awesome and amazing and hawt I just cloned myself 3 times to overthrow my old band, Coldplay, because now, without me, they're lame and less hotter, mwahAHAHAHAHAH.

Clone 1: Wait, no one's hotter than me!

Clone 2: What? That's not true! I'm the hottest Guy on earth!

Clone 3: Come one guys, let's kill our creator! :dance:

Guy: Ahaha yeah, they also got my sense of humour! :sweatdrop:

 

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Guy (to interviewer): ... and that's how we made our new record.

Will: Guy, we've got a new mission. Let's go back to the Matrix :cool2:

 

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Jonny: Chris I love you! :cheesy:

Chris: Yeah very funny Jonny... besides, that room makes me nervous :uhoh:

Will: Okay nobody pays attention to me *puts chewing gum on Chris' back* :evilgrin:

Guy: Will for hotness sake, put your dirty foot away from my pretty face! :snobby:

 

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... AND THE AWARD FOR THE CUTEST GUY ON EARTH GOES TO.... GUY BERRYMAN FROM COLDPLAY!!...

 

Guy: What me? Oh my word, Chris, Jonny, Will, did you hear that? Oh my gosh I can't believe it! eeeeeplz.gif?1

Coldplay: Not again :shame: As if he didn't know that :dozey:

 

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Will: I REALLY like your face my pretty interviewer :wideeyed:

Interviewer: Uhh well, thank you... :uhoh:

Chris: Hey Will, please stop creeping him out!

Guy (thinking): What! Will you bastard, I thought you loved me! :bigcry:

Jonny: Ooops I hope nobody noticed that I've farted :cheesy:

 

 

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Man: OH why hello there pretty boy! :charming:

Guy: I feel so very uncomfortable :confused:

 

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Guy: Oh I KNEW this would happen! We've got shitloads of money, our own jet, but NO, Chris wanted to take the freaking bus, which is late for like, 3 hours! :angry:

Chris: Yeah well hey, sorry, but the chance of meeting pretty fangirls in a public transport is way higher than on the airport :awesome:

Jonny: Oh I don't mind sitting 3 hours so close to Chris :wink3:

Will: ... If the bus doesn't come in the next 3 minutes, I will chop off your head Chris :blank:

 

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Guy: What more do you want from me? I'm sitting on a red varnished couch, wearing a tight black leather jacket, my stubble is perfect and my hair is impeccable! :shame:

Chris: They don't want anything FROM you, they want YOU :P

 

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Will: Hey Guy, do you really think we should use the handcuffs next time? :thinking:

Guy: Eeehehehe Will, erm, you know that we're on an interview, right? :sweatdrop:

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Me thinks it is time for a new wurry funney picspam :wacky:

 

:awesome:

 

Stolen from the Berryman-picspam:

 

1276389162870f.jpg

 

"Chilling with your friends, watching porn and drinking beer is way better than doing your homework, YO"

 

20100201app1.jpg

 

Interviewer: So uhh, Mr. Berryman, we heard that you wanted to start a new band with just... yourself? :stunned:

Guy: Yeah you know, I'm so awesome and amazing and hawt I just cloned myself 3 times to overthrow my old band, Coldplay, because now, without me, they're lame and less hotter, mwahAHAHAHAHAH.

Clone 1: Wait, no one's hotter than me!

Clone 2: What? That's not true! I'm the hottest Guy on earth!

Clone 3: Come one guys, let's kill our creator! :dance:

Guy: Ahaha yeah, they also got my sense of humour! :sweatdrop:

 

1268787002144f.jpg

 

Guy (to interviewer): ... and that's how we made our new record.

Will: Guy, we've got a new mission. Let's go back to the Matrix :cool2:

 

1275611017377f.jpg

 

Jonny: Chris I love you! :cheesy:

Chris: Yeah very funny Jonny... besides, that room makes me nervous :uhoh:

Will: Okay nobody pays attention to me *puts chewing gum on Chris' back* :evilgrin:

Guy: Will for hotness sake, put your dirty foot away from my pretty face! :snobby:

 

aaww.jpg

 

... AND THE AWARD FOR THE CUTEST GUY ON EARTH GOES TO.... GUY BERRYMAN FROM COLDPLAY!!...

 

Guy: What me? Oh my word, Chris, Jonny, Will, did you hear that? Oh my gosh I can't believe it! eeeeeplz.gif?1

Coldplay: Not again :shame: As if he didn't know that :dozey:

 

gal08111302321.jpg

 

Will: I REALLY like your face my pretty interviewer :wideeyed:

Interviewer: Uhh well, thank you... :uhoh:

Chris: Hey Will, please stop creeping him out!

Guy (thinking): What! Will you bastard, I thought you loved me! :bigcry:

Jonny: Ooops I hope nobody noticed that I've farted :cheesy:

 

 

92124247.jpg

 

Man: OH why hello there pretty boy! :charming:

Guy: I feel so very uncomfortable :confused:

 

1271512869255f.jpg

 

Guy: Oh I KNEW this would happen! We've got shitloads of money, our own jet, but NO, Chris wanted to take the freaking bus, which is late for like, 3 hours! :angry:

Chris: Yeah well hey, sorry, but the chance of meeting pretty fangirls in a public transport is way higher than on the airport :awesome:

Jonny: Oh I don't mind sitting 3 hours so close to Chris :wink3:

Will: ... If the bus doesn't come in the next 3 minutes, I will chop off your head Chris :blank:

 

leatherl.jpg

 

Guy: What more do you want from me? I'm sitting on a red varnished couch, wearing a tight black leather jacket, my stubble is perfect and my hair is impeccable! :shame:

Chris: They don't want anything FROM you, they want YOU :P

 

2akjwbl.jpg

 

Will: Hey Guy, do you really think we should use the handcuffs next time? :thinking:

Guy: Eeehehehe Will, erm, you know that we're on an interview, right? :sweatdrop:

 

OH MY GOD. All this made my day. Very very funny. Youre a genious :D

^ Thank you very much! :D

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Will: I REALLY like your face my pretty interviewer :wideeyed:

Interviewer: Uhh well, thank you... :uhoh:

Chris: Hey Will, please stop creeping him out!

Guy (thinking): What! Will you bastard, I thought you loved me! :bigcry:

Jonny: Ooops I hope nobody noticed that I've farted :cheesy:

 

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Man: OH why hello there pretty boy! :charming:

Guy: I feel so very uncomfortable :confused:

 

 

oh GAWD! i'm crying!! :laugh3:

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Oh my that's BRILLIANT!!! :laugh3:

 

oh GAWD! i'm crying!! :laugh3:

Thank you!! :lol: But that rather obese man to his left made me think of all these horrible internet dates where you end up with an 45 old male or something xD

^ creepy indeed. But...good for Guy it was not a girl; she would've jumped on him before he'd had time to say anything. :lol:

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Will: I can play the vuvuzela.

Jonny and Guy: Oh dear, please, please, please don't. :uhoh:

Chris: :wideeyed: OMG! Guys we should all swap our guitars for vuvuzelas for the new album! :idea2:

 

 

(Sorry for the small pic, it was either that or REALLY big. You can see a better image here :sweatdrop:)

:laugh3::laugh3:Will would be the one to vuvuzela!!

:wink3:

 

:laugh3:I love the Guy one and the Jonny one!!!

hahahaha the vuvuzela :vuvuzela:

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OMG that's actually perfect!!!!! :lol::lol:

 

 

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Man: OH why hello there pretty boy! :charming:

Guy: I feel so very uncomfortable :confused:

 

 

LMFAO :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: *dies*

hahahaha the vuvuzela :vuvuzela:

 

have you heard the the Vuvuzela song ? :rolleyes:

 

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Jonny: "Stop staring! He's mine, bitch!"

Chris: "Uuuh..."

Awkward ambiance.

 

HAHAHAH :laugh3:

 

he's my bitch :charming:

OMG that's actually perfect!!!!! :lol::lol:

 

 

 

LMFAO :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: *dies*

 

TROLOLOLO

^ZOMG. I have banana loaf cake. NOM NOM NOM.

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Jimmy: (in old man voice) I'm so proud of my babay boy! He grown up all good and be a famous stahhh!

Chris: (in high-pitched little kid voice) I like french fries and apple sauce! Meeeeeeep!

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Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and everything you do, and they were all.... alll.... hmmm.... blue? red? .... no no.... stupid writer's block....

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If everyoen here would shut the heck up, I'd be able to tell you what song we're trying to play. sheesssh.

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Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and everything you do, and they were all.... alll.... hmmm.... blue? red? .... no no.... stupid writer's block....

 

HAhahaha :laugh3:

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Jimmy: (in old man voice) I'm so proud of my babay boy! He grown up all good and be a famous stahhh!

Chris: (in high-pitched little kid voice) I like french fries and apple sauce! Meeeeeeep!

 

The Meeeeeeeeep made me laugh out loud! :lol:

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