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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Will: "Mmmh Chris your skin is so soft and warm..." *moves head up and down Chris' neck*

Chris: "Ngh get off!! I wanna be with Jonny!"

Guy: "Okay this is getting awkward..."

Jonny: "Why are we on this weird photo shooting anyway?"

 

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Chris: "You. Me. Backstage. 5 minutes."

Gary: "Okay.

 

 

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Chris: "I wonder if Jonny knows that he's still wearing make-up from our last night..."

 

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"Yo, check dis out: I'm Chris bloody Martin from da hood, and I'm here today to blow yo' bloody pants off ya legs with some hardcore shizzle!!"

 

*starts playing yellow*

 

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Will: "Oooops my hand just totally landed accidentally on Chris' butt" teheplz.png

Chris: "We'll talk about this later Will" :mean:

Spanish man: "That bloke with the crazy hair makes me nervous! :uhoh:"

Guy: "Oh man I look perfect today. And I'm in the middle of the picture ":charming:

Jonny: "I like ma hat" :awesome:

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Jonny: "I like ma hat" :awesome:

 

:lol:

Another few :D :

 

 

 

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Guy: "HEEEYYY check out my new phone!! You can play every game available on this planet with it, stalk your neighbours or whoever with X-ray vision, use it as a microwave, transform it into a car, you can even teleport yourself anywhere you like!!

Photographer: "And can you also call people with it?"

Guy: ":anxious: I dunno..."

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--- Today at Will's extramundanely conference chamber ---

 

Chris: *Jumps through time portal* "Sorry I'm late!"

Will: :dozey: "Anway, our today's topic is: 'Why is it nonexcusable for a guitarist and a lead singer to shag each other in the recording room while the bassist and the drummer are still present?' And I'm not looking at ANYBODY *stares at Chris and Jonny*

Jonny: "Oh my that's a pretty long title for our today's topic." :surprised:

Guy (thinking): Dear lord is he really so stupid or is he just distracting?

Awh! Twisted mind, those were amazing! :laugh3:

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Guy: "HEEEYYY check out my new phone!! You can play every game available on this planet with it, stalk your neighbours or whoever with X-ray vision, use it as a microwave, transform it into a car, you can even teleport yourself anywhere you like!!

Photographer: "And can you also call people with it?"

Guy: ":anxious: I dunno..."

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--- Today at Will's extramundanely conference chamber ---

 

Chris: *Jumps through time portal* "Sorry I'm late!"

Will: :dozey: "Anway, our today's topic is: 'Why is it nonexcusable for a guitarist and a lead singer to shag each other in the recording room while the bassist and the drummer are still present?' And I'm not looking at ANYBODY *stares at Chris and Jonny*

Jonny: "Oh my that's a pretty long title for our today's topic." :surprised:

Guy (thinking): Dear lord is he really so stupid or is he just distracting?

 

LMAO

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Jimmy: (in old man voice) I'm so proud of my babay boy! He grown up all good and be a famous stahhh!

Chris: (in high-pitched little kid voice) I like french fries and apple sauce! Meeeeeeep!

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

and Thalia - :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Ten seconds earlier, Chris Martin discovered what fanfiction was. He will never be the same

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One more outburst out of you, and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

 

*From the Wedding Singer. :laugh3:

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If everyoen here would shut the heck up, I'd be able to tell you what song we're trying to play. sheesssh.

 

Oh, how I love his bitchiness! :rolleyes::heart:

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Jonny: Ok, this will be the photo where we arel all serious and we seem adult people.

Chris: *whispering* You know, Guy. Scottish telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don´t know.

Guy: ha... ha... ha....

Will: people, if you don´t know the studio is too freezing, I have a cold and I want to go home. Don´t start with the who-laughes-first shitty thing, men.

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After being dropped on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on their backs, the boys have to survive....

 

Chris: I heard a noise... it's probably just a dog, right?

Jonny: Can someone please freakin slide over?? Will is touching me! *in a diva/dramatic voice*

Will: *still in shock* I thought someone said we were going to the movies. I wouldn't have come if I didn't think I was going to see Toy Story 3.

Guy: It's freakin freezing. This sucks. *in his best Cartman impression* Screw you guys; I'm going home!

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Will: I'm serious! You all have to stop farting on stage! I'm behind all of you and can smell everything. Jonny - stop laughing! Chris - I'm talking mostly to you, veggie boy!

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I don't know if it's funny or if it's not, but it's certainly different :lol:

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Will: I'm serious! You all have to stop farting on stage! I'm behind all of you and can smell everything. Jonny - stop laughing! Chris - I'm talking mostly to you, veggie boy!

 

Veggie boy :charming:

 

HAHAHAHA

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Will: I'm serious! You all have to stop farting on stage! I'm behind all of you and can smell everything. Jonny - stop laughing! Chris - I'm talking mostly to you, veggie boy!

 

LMAO :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Guy: nice butt.

Will: Are you lookin at my shoes, buddy? Do you have any problem with them? Tell me, c´mon if you´re brave.

Chris: I was left here and I don´t know what to do. And this jacket is too small for me.

Jonny: I told you Will not to put that shoes.

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